Because the fat man's grandmother didn't know what to do and left the house, the fat man was also unrestrained today. After three bottles of beer, we were basically a little drunk. At this time, it was already more than nine o'clock in the evening, and I had nothing to say, so I told the fat man about my grandfather this afternoon.

The fat man didn't worry as much as I did, but patted his big belly and said to me: "I said buddy, don't worry about this, your grandfather is not a child, besides, isn't your grandfather a contractor?" Maybe your grandfather has been rushing to a big project recently, so he left in such a hurry. ”

I pursed my lips, then drank the remaining half bottle of beer in my hand, burped and said to the fat man: "Of course I don't want to think about it so much, but I don't know why, since my grandfather left, I feel that my heart has been fluttering, and it feels like something is about to happen. ”

"This..."

The fat man scratched the back of his head, then thought for a while and said, "This won't happen, if there is something, your grandfather must have told you at the first time." ”

"But..."

"Hey, come on, go on, there's still a bottle here, you hurry up!" When the fat man saw that I was going to talk about this matter, he was probably a little annoyed, and immediately handed me the remaining bottle of wine beside me, and asked me to end the topic quickly.

"Eh, I said Xiaoqi, do you know that since you suspended school, Liu Ling in our class has been thinking about you, and some time ago she kept asking me when you will go back to school, is there something going on at home."

Listening to the fat man's words, my hands suddenly became a little unnatural, as if I didn't know where to put them, so I could only laugh dryly and not speak, and stuffed the chicken leg in front of me into my mouth.

Liu Ling, the best-looking girl in our class, naturally became the class flower of our class. Such a superb girl is one of the best in school. For this reason, the boys in our class are privately discussing when to establish a school flower ranking, so that Liu Ling can become the school flower without any argument, and it can be regarded as fighting for our class.

As for why I was so taboo about the topic of Liu Ling, because at that time, our class was an art class, and the ratio of men and women was too different. Most of the other classes have more wolves and less meat, but our class is the other extreme, with more meat and less wolves. So there are more than 60 people, and only one is a boy.

As the saying goes, this forest is big. There are all kinds of birds. Because there are too many girls in our class, the boys in other classes are like hungry wolves after they can't get nourished by the girls in their class, and they block the door of our class as soon as class is over, like a group of psychopaths. Of course, the goal of most of the boys is still the class flower of our class, Liu Ling.

But it's also strange to say, no matter who this Liu Ling is, she ignores every boy and treats them equally. Privately, the boys still wondered if the class girl was a homosexual. Because my conditions are a little too ordinary, fortunately, I gave up the plan to pursue the school flower, and I have always been dating her with the attitude of a classmate, not deep friendship, nor rejection, just a tepid state.

Things didn't go the way I thought, though, and after class one day, I quickly slept on my desk in order to prepare for the fierce battle of the mobile game in the next class. I don't know when, in a coma, I heard the class suddenly sound like it exploded, and then after a short time, it turned into a whisper. Someone as curious as I am, of course, wants to see what's going on.

But when I looked up, I saw that the whole room was looking at me as if something incredible had happened. That look was like seeing the God of Wealth. This stunned me, and I quickly found the mirror to see if there was money on my face, and if there was money, I would take it quickly, and no one could take it!

Through the mirror, I found that I don't know when, Liu Ling has been standing behind me, and she is still smiling in her eyes. This is really a strange story in the world, who doesn't know that this Liu Ling is a well-known iceberg beauty, and a large number of outstanding male compatriots don't know how much energy it takes to make her laugh, and now she is standing behind me and smiling at me, how can this not surprise me!

"Well, what's on my face?" After staring at each other for a while, I was the first to speak out to break the embarrassment. The other party is a beautiful woman, and she is also very popular in school. As a boy, I should maintain a minimum gentlemanly demeanor, so that I can take care of the other party's face and not make me too embarrassed, which is really killing two birds with one stone!

Just when I was proud of my decision just now, Liu Ling suddenly bowed down, and then gave me an intimate kiss in my defenseless state. Not to mention me, even the rest of the class was shocked by this behavior.

"Holy, you..."

Subconsciously, I accidentally spit out even the swear words. Lao Tzu is so big, let alone kissing, even a serious girlfriend has never been, and I have only seen a girl's hand, and I have never even touched it. I didn't expect to be forcibly taken away by a girl today in front of everyone's eyes, such a thing, can a grumpy person like me endure it? Kindness? Can I bear it?

Before I could react, Liu Ling got up, ignored the eyes of the people around her, and said to me with a smile: "How does it taste, do you still want it?" ”

"Gollum!"

I'll admit it, it's the sound of my saliva, and it's that loud too. Because this successive shocks really caught me off guard, I don't know which **** luck I bumped into when I went out today, this class of flowers actually made a 360-degree mysterious turn to me, such a scene, but those rich boys are in their minds every day, I didn't expect it to happen to me at this time.

"Think, oh! No, no, I don't want to! "I'll admit I'm a little panicked right now, I just want to sleep quietly for a while and then play the game to level up, I never thought that something like this would happen, and that just says a word about my mood.

"Your energy is beyond my imagination!"

Looking at the eyes of the people around me, especially those handsome guys who have always wanted to pursue Liu Ling but have never succeeded, I read a trace of envy, extreme, and hatred in their eyes. In addition, what I saw more was the look of a dog hidden behind these complex emotions.

"I can't stay here any longer, this class of flowers reacted a little too abnormally today." I secretly said to myself in my heart, and what I care about most now is that those boys are actually standing together in a united front, staring at me in unison, and what's more, there are actually people inside who called the supermarket and asked them to send two knives as quickly as possible!

"Well, I'm sorry, it occurred to me that I had an appointment with my buddy for the night together, together, oh yes, to study together. That, I'll go first, I'll talk about it next time! ”

I have to admit that the records that human beings have challenged are all created by a few people with their own physical limits, and I am one of them, I always thought that my 100-meter sprint was a very bad stage, but today I realized that it only took me 12 seconds from the start to the time to run out of the school building!

Since that day, even if this Liu Ling has been relying on me, I don't know if she is obsessed with her eldest brother's inaction, or if she is in love with my shabby. Anyway, from that day to now, she claimed to be my girlfriend to me, and warned other girls not to beat me. Actually, a boy like me is really redundant to warn these girls.

I woke up from the first memories, the fat man's drunken look pulled me back to reality, from a superb beauty to a drunk fat man, this contrast is really too big, my first reaction was to feel a little sick to my stomach, and then I couldn't help but vomit the fat man's face.

"I'm Cao, you're going to die!"

"You ******, who made you so disgusting, I, wow~~"