Uh-huh...... Second fat brother, huh...... Brother Shen Pre, don't sell Guanzi! Xiao Qi said, "If you don't say it again, I will ignore you." Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info”

Although she is not young, her ideology is still in the cardamom stage, and she still retains the unique coquettishness of girls of this age when she speaks, without a trace of artificiality.

Shen Er's fat man heard her call of 'Second Fat Brother' on the left and 'Brother Shen Pre' on the right, and he was already overjoyed, and even said, "Okay, good." ”

"Xiao Mi, you don't ask for him," Hua Can said with a smile, "He is just this virtuous, give him a smile, and he will put his nose on his face." I and Lao Yi also know what he said. ”

"Phew!" Shen Er's fat man said, "No matter how good the story is, it will immediately become boring in the mouths of you and the slut." ”

Feng Jiutian and Hua Can heard him say this, and at the same time smiled and nodded in acknowledgement. Storytelling, no one can compare to this fat man, who can grasp the theme of the story, and can use the topic without deviating from the theme, adding fuel and vinegar, coupled with his natural body language, can constantly push the story to the climax.

"Ahem...... "Ahem," Shen Er Fat cleared his throat again and said, "That year, I went with the Third Senior Uncle to a place called Zhihan's Cave in the north of Yin Mountain to kill the Plague King. ”

"Phew!" Hua Can learned from Shen Er's fat man's tone just now and interrupted his words, "Why are you following the third uncle, are we okay?" That time, you and I, Lao Cheap and Kuanyi all followed the third uncle. At that time, not long after we entered the Blood Banner Hall, Master asked the third uncle to take us to experience it. At that time, there were also the sixth and seventh uncles who went together. ”

"Phew!" Shen Er's fat man replied, and then said, "If you care about everything like this, is that I even going to take a few of you with me when I say?" ”

"Flutter", Xiao Qi couldn't help laughing......

"Ignore them," Shen Er Fat said proudly, "After we followed the Third Senior Uncle and them to kill the 'Yinbei Plague King', on the way back to Xianyang, we passed by the foot of a mountain called 'Huangpi Daxian Mountain', and met a dying person, and the Third Senior Uncle told us that person was 'Qiwen Shilang'. Because, this kind of people who deal with dirt and tombs all year round have a special smell on their bodies, and once this smell is put on the body, it cannot be removed for a lifetime. ”

"What kind of smell will not be removed for a lifetime?" Xiao Qi couldn't help but ask curiously.

"Corpse stench." Shen Er's fat man said, "This corpse smell is very strange. Because the purpose of robbing the tomb of the 'Qiwen Shilang' is for money, and most of the money in the tomb will be placed next to the tomb owner. When the corpse of the tomb owner decomposes, it will produce a special smell with the soil, which is called corpse odor. The smell of corpses will fill every corner of the tomb, and the gold, silver and jewelry that accompany the burial will have the most this corpse odor. ”

"Why do gold, silver, and jewelry have the most corpse stench?" Xiao Qi asked curiously.

"This kind of corpse odor accumulated over the years is actually the corpse gas produced after the corpse decomposes after death. When this corpse gas is mixed with the soil in the tomb, it becomes a corpse odor. Hua Can deliberately interjected.

"Can you please not interject when I speak?" Shen Er's fat man stretched his face and said, ""

Hua Can's purpose has been achieved, and he no longer pays attention to him.

Shen Er's fat man took a pose, picked up one leg and kicked Hua Can's ass......

Hua Can watched him put on a pose, as if he was kicking his legs with the strength of milk, and turned his head to Feng Jiutian beside him.

"Oops......" Feng Jiutian cried out in pain as he clutched his buttocks.

"The second fat brother kicked at Brother Hua Can, not you, what are you doing with this old slut?" Seeing that Feng Jiutian was crying out for no reason, Xiao Qi couldn't help but ask curiously.

"The second fat is trying to eat milk, I have to deal with it for the old flowers!" Feng Jiutian couldn't stop saying "oops".

"Does it still hurt?" Xiao Qi twisted him hard through a layer of clothes, and then asked.

"Ah......" Feng Jiutian was really in pain this time, and screamed loudly.

"It's over!" Shen Er's fat man couldn't see Xiao Qi twisting the phoenix for nine days, and looked at him and shouted, "It's really cheap, it's too much, your performance is too cheap, too much." ”

"Second fat brother, you ignore him, you go on." Xiao Qi said that there was a twist in Feng Jiutian's chest.

"Where did I just go? I was so angry with these two that I forgot about it. ”

"Gold and silver treasures have the most corpse stench." Xiao Qi said, "Before Brother Hua Can interjected, you said this. ”

"This corpse smell is made up of the corpse gas formed by the decomposition of the human body mixed with the smell of earth. They like to cling to warm places, especially warm places that are popular. Shen Er's fat man said.

"It's strange, the corpses in the tomb are all rotting, how can there still be warm popularity?" Xiao Qi asked curiously.

This is because, before the deceased is buried, his family will place the gold and silver jewelry next to him or somewhere else in the coffin before the coffin is closed. The gold, silver, and jewels that are placed in the coffin and the tomb will inevitably be stained with the warmth of popularity. ”

"The coffin and the clothes of the deceased will also be stained with popularity! Because it is necessary to use hands when dressing and carrying the coffin of the deceased. Xiao Qi said.

"Clothes and coffins will eventually turn to dirt after the baptism of time, and only gold and silver jewelry can still shine in the years and clay." Shen Er's fat man said.

"Oh!" Xiao Qi said, "As soon as you say this, I will understand. ”

"When the Qiwen squire, who specializes in robbing tombs for a living, enters the tomb, splits open the rotten coffins, and sees the treasures, the greed in their hearts will make their bodies hot. When the gold and silver jewels were taken out, the stench of corpses clinging to the gold and silver jewels invaded their bodies from the greedy eyes at that moment, and attached themselves to the bones, never to come out again. ”

"If the person who opened the tomb did not have greed in his heart, would the stench of corpses be attached to his body?" Xiao Qi asked.

"Whoever can enter the tomb, but does not touch the treasure in the tomb, is a righteous person, and will not be exposed to the smell of corpses. This is the reason why 'there is righteousness in the heart, and no evil will enter'. Shen Er's fat man said.

"It's mysterious, it's terrifying!" Xiao Qi said, "What's next?" Second fat brother, you go on. ”

"At that time, the third uncle smelled the smell of the corpse on that person a few feet away, and concluded that he was a Qiwen squire." Shen Er's fat man continued, "We saw that he was already dying, covered in mud, and his feet were no longer from the center of his feet to his toes, only his heels were attached to his legs, like a dead log. ”

"Ahh Xiao Qi couldn't help but let out an exclamation.

"Don't say that you were surprised when you heard it, a few of our disciples who had just entered the Blood Banner Hall were also stunned at that time." Shen Er's fat man said, "That person is also like dead wood, almost unable to extract a trace of water, and his eyes are hollow, as if he has been blinded." What made several of us newcomers feel even more strange was that after he was forced to grind off the soles of his feet, there was still blood flowing around the bones in the heels that had been worn off half of them, but it did not flow out of the wound. (To be continued.) )