33, Wang Chaoyang is back
Aunt Tang's burial time is set in 5 days, and this time is not set casually. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
Most of the countryside has a kind of complex, you say it's feudal superstition, it's tradition, in short, the day must be seen by a special feng shui gentleman, and the time of the funeral, the route, also have to be planned!
The coffin is placed at home for five days, which means that the juniors have to wait for five all-nighters!
In fact, it is not so strict now, and the main duty of the vigil is not to let the lit lantern and the incense in the incense burner go out.
The ever-bright lamp is filled with oil, and it is certainly difficult to extinguish without strong winds, and the incense candles, which are lit at night, are arm-thick candles and incense nearly one meter high.
This can be regarded as a kind of progress in the industry for the sake of customers.
Many of the younger vigils actually went through the motions, kept watch until about midnight, and slept there.
Yang Zhe saw that Tang Ling had not closed his eyes, and he gritted his teeth and insisted on accompaniment.
After two days, I almost fell asleep while standing!
Fortunately, there are elders on top during the day, so you can take the time to squint for a while.
Even so, after five days, he had two big dark circles under his eyes.
Tang Ling was even more exaggerated, the whole person was obviously thinner, and his expression was extremely haggard, which made Yang Zhe secretly distressed.
On the day of the funeral, all the juniors who want to participate in the funeral will gather in front of the mourning hall after 6 o'clock, and Mr. Feng Shui will preside over a pre-funeral memorial ceremony.
It's actually a challenging process, and the ceremony lasts two or three hours!
During this period, the younger generation should always kneel below and listen, and should not make too much movement or be distracted.
Because you will kowtow or get up from time to time under the auspices of Mr. Feng Shui, if everyone else does the same, you are still standing tall like a flock, which is disrespectful to the dead!
Originally, I didn't rest well because of the vigil, and it was uncomfortable to kneel for a long time.
It won't be long before the juniors below, especially some of the younger ones, can't help but stagger and start whispering. If there are children, it will be even more lively, and they will definitely cry and shout!
Seeing that there were signs of a riot in the children below, Mr. Feng Shui also sped up the speed very humanely.
At this moment, there was a commotion outside the house.
Yang Zhe couldn't help but look back, and his face suddenly became gloomy!
The person who came was Wang Chaoyang!
Not only did he come, but he was accompanied by two young men who looked like thugs, who were unceremoniously shouting at the villagers who were trying to stop them from entering.
At this moment, Wang Chaoyang did not have the sorrow of his wife's death on his face, but held his head high, with a proud and complacent demeanor.
"It's actually dead!" Wang Chaoyang's eyes swept around, followed by his gaze on the portrait in the middle of the hall, and put on a disgusted expression, "Lao Tzu didn't see anyone in the hospital, he said that he was discharged!" I didn't expect to see death as soon as I came back, it's really unlucky! ”
"Shut up!"
Naturally, it will not be Yang Zhe who opens his mouth to scold, there are so many elders present, and it is not his turn to call the shots.
The second grandfather took two steps forward from the crowd, and the crutches in his hand hit the ground heavily: "Wang Chaoyang, what are you doing here?!" After so many years of no news, I thought you would have died outside! ”
"Isn't this the second father? You're still so old, how could I die? Wang Chaoyang glanced at the second grandfather, and said in a cold tone, "I just said that with that stinky girl and a wild boy, how can you invite so many people?" It turns out that you are always hosting! ”
Wang Chaoyang naturally saw Yang Zhe kneeling on the ground, and the wild boy in his mouth naturally pointed out.
"Nonsense!" When the second grandfather heard this, he was so angry that his crutches touched the ground one after another, "Yang Zhe is the son-in-law of our Wang family!" What qualifications do you have to accuse?! ”
"Yo! Second father, this is my Wang Chaoyang's home, right?! Wang Chaoyang had a yin and yang strange tone, "When did I have a son-in-law?" I don't even know if I'm a father, you are an outsider who knows more than I know?! If you really like this kid, you can have another daughter and marry him! Oh yes, I'm sorry! I forgot that you are old, even if you have that heart, I'm afraid you won't have that ability! ”
"Bastard thing!" The second grandfather was so angry by these words that he was about to beat him with a cane, and the people on the side were afraid that he would suffer a loss and quickly pulled him to death, and the second grandfather hated and stomped his feet and muttered in pain, "The family is unfortunate!" Woe to the family! ”
"Second father? You're such a two! Less pretend for me here! Wang Chaoyang pointed directly at the old man, "You are not my father, why are you pointing fingers here?!" Besides! Something happened to me back then, and I asked you to borrow some money to dredge it up, but you didn't do it, and Lao Tzu was imprisoned for eight years! Why didn't you say it was my family at that time?! Now it's time to jump out and show off! ”
"You-" The second grandfather trembled with anger.
"And you!" Wang Chaoyang pointed to the people present without any scruples, "My old Wang will make irresponsible remarks when he goes back to his home!" When is it your turn to call the shots about my housework?! ”
Everyone looked at each other angrily, but they had to admit that at least the other party was Tang Ling's father in the legal sense.
"Say it! How much do you want? Seeing this, Yang Zhe couldn't help but stand up and said in a cold tone.
"Ho! So many people are still little ones sensible! Wang Chaoyang smiled and glanced at Tang Ling, who was kneeling at the front, "Not much!" 200,000, my girl will be yours! If you want to marry, you can be a lover or a maid! Or even if you get tired of playing one day, tell her out-"
"That day in the hospital, it was said that it was 100,000!" Yang Zhe interrupted, because he didn't want to know what other ugly words would come out of the dog's mouth.
"That day is that day! Since this stinky girl is missing from Lao Tzu, the extra money should be regarded as interest! Wang Chaoyang said viciously.
"No problem!" Yang Zhe gritted his teeth, forcibly held back the anger in his heart, and promised with his mouth.
After all, the main thing now is to let Aunt Tang settle down!
"Oops! My girl caught a golden beetle this time?! A bright smile appeared on Wang Chaoyang's face, "I still agree with your son-in-law!" At least this girl is much better than! ”
"Stop talking nonsense! Isn't it that after 200,000, you won't come to Sister Ling again?! Yang Zhe asked coldly.
"Of course! I, Wang Chaoyang, still have such a reputation in the rivers and lakes, and my words count! Wang Chaoyang patted his chest and made a guarantee.
"Okay! Then there you go! I'll give you the 200,000 in a while! Yang Zhe said lightly.
"Holy! What the hell are you making me happy?! Wang Chaoyang was furious when he heard this, "What kind of garlic do you put for Lao Tzu if he has no money?!" After a while? Is it fucking like that, I'm waiting behind your ass every day?! ”
"Believe it or not! I can't do it, I can give you an IOU! "Yang Zhe just wants to get rid of this scourge now.
"The IOU is an egg!" Wang Chaoyang spat out soaking saliva, "When the time comes, your kid will not be seen, won't Lao Tzu be empty of people and money?!" ”
"And what do you want?" Yang Zhe was running out of patience, and he almost couldn't help but ask Bazahei to kill this bastard.
"How? If I can't get the money, I'll naturally take it away! Wang Chaoyang pointed at Tang Ling, "When you have enough money, come and take this girl away!" ”
"You won't get any money!" Tang Ling suddenly stood up and stared at Wang Chaoyang with an indifferent expression, "People, if you dare to touch me, I will pull you on your back even if I die!" ”
"Ho! You still threaten Lao Tzu?! Wang Chaoyang spread his hands indifferently, "Then you will die for me?" Don't dare, do you? Then pull it away for me! ”
With a finger as he spoke, the two attendants beside him were about to step past the crowd.
"I see who dares to go wild here!" The second grandfather stepped forward in two steps and stopped in front, "If you want to take away Ling girl, kill my old bones first!" ”
"That's right! Who would dare to step forward again?! ”
The crowd was surrounded by the second grandfather, and suddenly became the same enemy.
The big guys scooped up the guys next to them one after another, all kinds of wooden sticks, farm tools, kitchen knives, and even pots and pans in their hands, looking like they were stepping forward.
When the two attendants saw this, they were immediately frightened on the spot, and couldn't help but look at Wang Chaoyang.
"What?! Want to get your hands dirty?! Wang Chaoyang roared inwardly, "I see who dares to make the first move!" Lao Tzu will monopolize his family in the future! ”
After the cruel words, seeing that everyone had a little scruples, Wang Chaoyang didn't dare to tease again, he spread his hand towards Yang Zhe: "Write an IOU to Lao Tzu!" But don't blame me for not reminding me in advance, if I dare to play missing for Lao Tzu again, it won't be as simple as giving money at that time! ”
Yang Zhe did not respond, and directly pulled out a pen and paper and gave the other party an IOU of 200,000 yuan.
"I'll give you the money!" Yang Zhe watched Wang Chaoyang carefully check the IOU in Nazai, and said calmly, "But if you continue to entangle, you will regret it!" ”
"Hah! No! I mean what I say! Wang Chaoyang put away the IOU with a smile and opened his mouth to warn, "Okay! Lao Wang, I will leave today, the little guy remember to give me the money as soon as possible! ”
After saying that, he laughed and pulled his legs away.
"That's it! Go ahead. Yang Zhe saw Wang Chaoyang leaving, looked at Mr. Feng Shui with a confused face, and reminded.
After Wang Chaoyang's trouble, there was obviously not enough time, so Mr. Feng Shui directly skipped one of the paragraphs, and the ceremony ended hastily.
PS: Some people may say that it is cremation now, but in fact, as long as you give a sum of money in the countryside, you can still keep the burial. At least that's what Lao Zhe's hometown is.