Lin Qingfeng felt pain for Sister Lingyu who he had just recognized, and chased him to school in order to trick him, but who did this well-behaved and sensible look pretend to be, everyone should not believe her disguised appearance, she is a demon. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

"My name is Ling Yu, I am the fiancée of Qingfeng's classmate, it was when I was a child, we made an agreement on the shore of Daming Lake, life after life, never separated, when I have long hair and waist, he will come to marry me."

The more the words are spoken, the slower they become, and in the end, they have a sobbing effect, so that many sensual female classmates accompany them, who can compare with this kind of friendship, they also want to have such a romantic development.

The male classmates expressed their envy for Lin Qingfeng, who was often transparent, and wished that the so-called him was himself, and the cabbage was arched by a pig.

"Ahem, you can sit next to Qingfeng like this, and the teacher blesses you." Teacher Xiao Yan arranged the seat melancholy, once upon a time she also had such a youth, but she just cursed and killed people.

"My fiancé, will I be allowed to sit next to you?" asked softly, but the corners of his eyes couldn't hide a hint of abuse.

"Whatever you want, I can't bear you, anyway, you just want to trick me." Lin Qingfeng muttered, the baby was bitter, but the baby didn't cry.

"So let's continue to talk about the content of the last lesson, will drinking fake wine kill people, as a teacher, the first thing is to tell everyone that drinking alcohol is not good, you are still children, drinking alcohol is not good for your health, even if you grow up, try to drink as little as possible.

The second is to drink fake wine, not to mention, it will kill people, I hope everyone is self-disciplined, burp ~~~"

A thick stream of pharmaceutical alcohol came out, and Ye Chen took the lead in standing up with twitching corners of his eyes, covering up for this comrade-in-arms, "Teacher, you are afraid that we will be injured with medical alcohol, but don't bother you, we will go to the infirmary by ourselves." ”

Xiao Yan also realized his mistake, and with Ye Chen's words, he took out a bottle of pharmaceutical alcohol from his arms and put it on the podium table, "Oops! Isn't the teacher worried about going to the infirmary, this bottle is placed on the lectern table for everyone to use. ”

Reluctantly, he withdrew his gaze and continued to speak the content, only with occasional pauses, showing the unrest in his heart.

The school time passed so calmly, and on the way home, Lin Qingfeng was no longer alone, and there was a beautiful girl with a black belly, and the system sauce seemed to feel very bland, so she put on a passionate BGM at the right time.

I'm not doing my homework, I'm critiquing; I'm not wandering, I'm looking at my country; I didn't listen to the song on my knees, I was just saluting the cry from the depths of my soul!

"What are you doing with the system! My body is no longer controllable, and the power of the wilderness in my body is about to erupt. Lin Qingfeng listened to this music, and felt that his stomach was rolling with the rhythm.

Ling Yu looked at Lin Qingfeng holding his stomach and wanting to go home quickly, "Let's go quickly, I'm looking forward to your live broadcast." ”

Recently, she also learned that Brother Qingfeng is on the live broadcast, but she doesn't know much about the specifics, anyway, there is more time, and some are playing.

"Is there a classmate named Lin in your class?" Said nonchalantly.

"Yes, but recently I took a leave of absence to talk to the aliens and live in peace, who would believe this, and take us all for fools?" Lin Qingfeng was also very angry when he said that classmate Lin, this kind of behavior is really rude to others.

In one of the world's most economically prosperous cities, in a building protected by soldiers, Lin in a suit and leather shoes converses with two mushroom aliens in a few miles of Laira.

"A few miles of pulling grass your mother, a few miles of pulling who can fucking understand pulling and pulling, pulling and rolling calves." Lin said to the alien in front of him with a pleasant face.

The mushroom head nodded in surprise, pointed to the people and companions next to him, and then gave a thumbs up, "You're talking about a few miles, it's great." ”

"Mmmm, it's your dad who pulls it, of course it's a few miles."

A leader in a high position asked the diplomat with a strange expression, "What do you say they are talking about?" Is it okay to remove the words for a few miles, so I seem to be able to do it. ”

"Chief, what they are saying is that in the future, everyone will get along well in this universe, develop together, and realize a well-off society for all kinds, and no one will be poor."

With a pious and holy face, his tone trembled, he didn't expect that in his lifetime, as a diplomat, he would be able to see this sacred moment, and his old eyes were full of cloudy tears.

After the conversation, Lin and the alien stood up together, in order to show sincerity, the two sides shook hands and hugged each other, Lin heartache dug out a hot booger from his nostrils, pressed on the alien's forehead, the alien saw him so much, busy giving him a perpetual energy ion cannon.

"Isn't it too little to pull." Lin said disdainfully.

The alien presented another gift in fear, Lin secretly glanced at it, the real version of the extreme inflatable doll, gave a satisfied thumbs up, and applauded.

"It's good to be satisfied, just pull and pull."

The peaceful development of the Cosmic Alliance was secretly reached at this moment, and the forces of the two sides will develop rapidly in the future.