Fang Ming's idea was actually very simple, that is, when Zhang Xiaofan had not yet reacted, he suddenly slapped his palm and directly judged that he would win. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

At this moment, Zhang Xiaofan's face turned green, and he shouted and said, "You cheated, and you came out so fast, I didn't even react." ”

"Haha...... Fool, just now you deliberately made me lose slowly, and now you say that I am fast, do you say you are a fool? Haha...... "Fang Ming's tears of laughter are about to come out."

Zhang Xiaofan's face became colder and colder, but the moment he lowered his head, a trace of mockery flashed at the corner of his mouth.

"Poof......

The spatial crack did not go towards Zhang Xiaofan, but suddenly appeared on Fang Ming's right leg, and the blood arrow directly soared on the right leg.

"Ah...... For...... Why, it's clear that I won! Fang Ming shouted at the physical education teacher, and then yelled at Zhang Xiaofan: "It's you, what the hell are you doing?" ”

"It's very simple, because just now, I didn't punch at all, but scissors, scissors beat palms, isn't it normal?"

Zhang Xiaofan said playfully, he was actually completely pretending just now, and the purpose was just to play with the master of the house.

Fang Mingzhu supported the wall with one hand, supported his body with one leg, and shouted in pain: "Impossible, you obviously made a fist, how can it be scissors......"

"Hehe, it's because you didn't look at my hand carefully." As he spoke, Zhang Xiaofan raised his hand, directly under a pair of fists, and stretched out two slightly curved fingers, because the physical education teacher was standing in front, so he could see these two fingers, so these two fingers were actually scissors by default.

"See, my two fingers are stretched out, that is, I am actually scissors, so you lose." Zhang Xiaofan said with a sneer.

"Mean, vile, ah, I'll kill you!" Fang Mingzhu shouted, and when he was about to make a move with one hand, he suddenly saw the cold light in the eyes of the physical education teacher, he forced him to calm down, and said coldly: "Come again, anyway, I still have two chances." ”

Zhang Xiaofan secretly said that it was a pity, if this guy couldn't control himself just now, and if he shot directly, he would be able to win directly.

Although it was a pity in his heart, he sneered and said: "I'm afraid that you won't be able to last that time, look at you, one-handed, hey, and I, nothing, what else do you say Chief Securitiesman, play probability You are the ancestor, I think you are too good at bragging." ”

Zhang Xiaofan deliberately said this, the purpose was very simple, that is, to disturb his mind.

Lord Fang Ming snorted coldly and said: "You say these words, nothing more than trying to disturb my mind, I can tell you, I am not a fool like Sun Li, come again, I want you to become the same as me, haha, I don't know who will kill the deer, I just need to defeat you, and when the time comes, I will go to the underworld Taobao to buy the anti-heaven elixir, and my hands and feet will not grow the same?" ”

I have to say that this Fang Ming master really thinks comprehensively, and this kind of enemy is indeed the most terrifying.

Zhang Xiaofan took a deep breath and said, "Okay, come again." ”

Fang Ming shouted: "One, two, three......"

Both of them stretched out their hands in front of them, this time Fang Mingzhu became smarter, and deliberately looked at Zhang Xiaofan's two fingers, and after making sure that there was no change, they immediately turned into palms, but at this time, Zhang Xiaofan's outstretched hand shrank, and the scissors of the other hand stretched out directly, and said coldly: "I'm sorry, I'm competing with this hand!" ”

"No...... No, you're not right......" Fang Mingzhu looked at the physical education teacher, and was about to explain, but the physical education teacher shook his head, and with a wave of his hand, Fang Mingzhu's remaining foot was directly chopped off.

"Ah...... You're cheating, the rules aren't like this, ah, how can my lord fall here......"

Zhang Xiaofan sneered and said: "In fact, at the beginning of the game, the physical education teacher had already made it clear that there were only two rules, and the rest did not say whether it was a foul or not, so in order to win, of course I had to do this." ”

Zhang Xiaofan's words completely defeated the master of Fang Ming, he lay on the ground weakly, and kept muttering: "No, how can this be, I relied on reasoning probability all the way to this point, and I actually lost in the game of rock-paper-scissors, and I lost in the case of cheating, originally, I should have won......"

At this time, Fang Mingzhu has lost his fighting spirit, not that he can't withstand the blow, but because he only has one hand left now, as long as Zhang Xiaofan changes his hand every time he punches, Fang Mingzhu can't win anyway.

"Teacher, I won." Zhang Xiaofan took a deep breath and said to the physical education teacher.

"Poof!" The spatial crack directly cut off the head of the owner of the house.

The physical education teacher shook his head and said with a smile: "It's a pity, in fact, I valued him more at the beginning, but I didn't expect to be won by you in this way, and your way of winning is similar to the little girl just now." ”

"Really?" Zhang Xiaofan nodded, in fact, if he hadn't deliberately reminded himself when Ma Xiaotian left, I'm afraid he would never have thought that cheating could win.

At this time, a pile of test papers fell in front of Zhang Xiaofan, and the physical education teacher said: "This is all collected by me, you fill it in, hey, it's boring, and I have to wait for a while before I can welcome your first batch of students to our mortal realm." ”

"Teacher, can I leave after filling out the test paper? What are the benefits? Zhang Xiaofan picked up the test paper and found that the answers were written on the side, thinking that the physical education teacher had filled it in.

"There are a lot of benefits, it's definitely good for your own strength, and if you perform well, it's very likely that you'll meet big shots."

"What big shot?" Zhang Xiaofan asked curiously.

The physical education teacher suddenly approached, grinned wide, showed sharp teeth, and said gloomily: "The big man who makes everyone in the underworld jealous." ”

Zhang Xiaofan's pupils shrank suddenly, making the big man who was afraid of the underworld.

I was about to ask again, but I didn't expect the physical education teacher to shake his hand and say, "I'm happy today, I said a few more words, you don't break the casserole and ask to the end, otherwise I will be angry and let you be annihilated." ”

Zhang Xiaofan hurriedly shut up, rolled his eyes, and finally asked cautiously: "Teacher, let me ask you one last time, the next time we come over, will it be in this school?" ”

"Of course not, this is just the most basic place, a place to test you, you spend flowers to fulfill a wish, and you are here. But if you want to fulfill this wish, it must be up to you to pass it, and if you pass, you will only need to spend some price to fulfill your wish, and at the same time, becoming a member of our mortal kingdom will forever be engraved with the mark of our mortal kingdom. And the next time you want to fulfill another wish, you can come in directly, it's just a game mission, but it won't be so simple. ”

"What are the specific tasks?"

"Let's wait until you come next time, now I'll send you up, the adults are in a hurry."