Untitled chapter Wild Meets Cats

It turned out that when Feng Jiutian continuously said to Shen Er Fat Man that it was good to have strong feet, Shen Er Fat Man suddenly understood what he meant. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

He used his fingers to tap the sound of the cave wall, conveying the instruction to 'find the cave and dig the soil back to Kanjia', and dig another hole at the foot of Feng Jiutian.

After receiving the order, he quickly dug a small hole at the foot of Feng Jiutian that could only accommodate one person, and went straight to the entrance of the cave where Shen Er's fat man was.

When the cave was dug, Shen Er's fat man sent a 'one' signal to Feng Jiutian, and Feng Jiutian naturally understood. So, just when Shen Er's fat man counted to three, Feng Jiutian jumped up high, using the momentum of his body to fall, and stomped away hard, and the layer of soil under his feet that was separated from the entrance of the cave caught the corpse tail bee off guard. When the corpse-tailed beefly pounced, it was swept away by the torch he had already left......

"Along the way, thanks to the search for the cave 'digging back to Kanjia', at several critical moments, it helped us dig from the bottom to break the enemy, this time, it is fortunate to have them, otherwise, I really don't know how to get out." Feng Jiutian and Shen Er Fat Man said as they walked from the second cave to the ground.

"Yes! Almost every time they dig a burrow, I have to take off my clothes. Shen Er's fat man said, "If you take it off like this a few more times, and you don't have clothes to take off in the end, you will have to take off my skin!" ”

"Your skin is so thick, it doesn't matter how many layers you take, just take a bath in the bathhouse, give you a free back rub, and fade the old skin, how good! It's also free. As he spoke, Feng Jiutian greeted the moonlight and took off the 'Soul Chasing Needle' on Shen Er's fat man's buttocks.

Shen Er's fat man naturally shouted again.

"If I had known that you would scream like this, I would have just burned the tip of the needle to redden, so that you could shout enough at once."

"Phew!" Shen Er's fat man covered his crotch with both hands and scolded, "I have seen people without conscience, but I have never seen a person like you who is neither shameless nor conscience." Come on, let's find a good old flower...... Old flowers, you come ......"

Shen Er's fat man shouted to Hua Can, walked out of the cave first, and after glancing around, he was suddenly stunned - Hua Can and the carriage disappeared together.

"The old flower is gone, the old cheap fish." He shouted.

"I can see it!" Feng Jiutian stood beside him and said.

"Oops!" Shen Er's fat man jumped back a step, "Why are you so disgraced, like a ghost." ”

Feng Jiutian looked at him holding his crotch with both hands, and he couldn't hold back for a moment, so he laughed.

Shen Er's fat man hurriedly turned around and turned his back to him.

Feng Jiutian took off his coat and put it on him, and said, "I guess Lao Hua went to the Ghost Road Falling Soul Slope alone. ”

In the moonlight, the two of them could see that the two wheels were like two crooked centipedes, stretching forward. Between the two tracks of the wheel, there were traces of weeds being trampled, presumably the hoof prints of the horses.

"Lao Hua sat in the car and drove the horse to break the ghost road." Feng Jiutian had already walked forward along the wheel of the car as he spoke.

"Lao Hua just left. Just now when we were counting one, two, three, I still heard the spitting sound of the horse," Shen Er Fat tightened his belt, tucked the placket of his clothes carefully, followed Feng Jiutian, and then said: "He must be sure that we have successfully sealed the bee fly, so he can drive alone with confidence and go to explore this ghost path first." ”

"Although Lao Hua usually doesn't talk as much as you, but whenever there is an unknown danger, he always has to be the pioneer." Feng Jiutian looked back, sneaky, and said to Shen Er, who was following behind.

"You boldly move forward, second fat brother," Xiao Qi said with an inopportune smile, "I won't look at you." If I really want to see you, it's useless for you to hide anywhere. ”

"This ......" Shen Er's fat man was speechless for a while, not knowing whether he should step forward and walk side by side with Feng Jiutian, or just follow him like this.

"You don't want to follow behind." Feng Jiutian also smiled and said, "You say, how did the red panda's mother die?" ”

"Of course it's the same as you, it's stupid!" Shen Er's fat man said angrily. This is what they used to make fun of each other when they were young.

"You take off this outer clothes and wear them backwards, don't you ......" Feng Jiutian stopped, turned around, looked at him, and said with a wicked smile.

"You slut, it's so bad that it's worse than rotten eggs, don't say it earlier, you have to wait until I'm dressed up!" Shen Er's fat man scolded. But after thinking about it for a while, he felt that this method was feasible, so he stopped and said, "You go first, and I will follow immediately." With that, he plunged into a tall bush beside him.

Feng Jiutian laughed, followed the wheel of the car, and walked forward.

"It's really a bad stinky slut......" Shen Er's fat man hid in the grass, scolded repeatedly in a low voice, stretched out his head, looked at Feng Jiutian's gradually blurred back in the moonlight, took off his coat, and then put it on his body.

He turned his hand and buttoned the back rows of cloth buttons, and as soon as he took a step, the two plackets on his buttocks fanned, bringing a cold wind, and he shivered from the cold.

"It's like this, and all the hot air that I finally covered out is fanned out." He thought to himself.

He looked at the weeds around him, and his heart moved: "I cut some grass and weave the grass into a grass ring, which is wrapped around the waist, which can not only cover the shame, but also fix the placket and preserve the temperature." ”

When he was undressing in the cave just now, his snake Xunsuo was taken away by Feng Jiutian, and now only the knife is left on his body, and the sheath and the short knife are still tied to his legs.

Shen Er's fat man pulled out a short knife and pouted his ass, feeling cold. He didn't dare to cut the dry thatch, because when the thatch dried, it was very prickly, and it hurt and itched when the person was pricked.

As soon as he bent over, the placket behind him hung on his little belly, and he simply bare his buttocks to cut the long and soft felt grass, and he still cursed the dead cheap fish in his mouth.

With the skill of cutting grass and feeding cattle when he was a child, he cut two large handfuls of felt grass with two knives. He reached out and touched it, feeling that it was enough to wrap around his waist.

He thought about it again, simply, cut two more handfuls of grass, and directly cover the crotch.

The old cheap fish and wilting grass are not good goods, and if they don't say it, they will let themselves be embarrassed at some point, in case they are seen by Xiaoyi, how can they have a face in the future......

Shen Er's fat man bent over and exposed his buttocks, brushed a handful of felt grass with his left hand, and was about to cut it with a knife in his right hand.

Suddenly, he saw that in the grass in front of him, something moved, and a piece of dry grass shook and rattled a few times.

"Could it be a hare? Pheasant? Shen Er's fat man thought secretly, "No, when pheasants and hares meet people, their first reaction is to fly away and run away immediately, and they will never shrink into the grass." ”

Shen Er's fat man took a big step forward, brushed aside the thatch, and under the moonlight, he vaguely saw that a furry thing shrank back again, and before he could see what it was, the sharp, furry thing shrank into the grass again.

Shen Er's fat man took two steps in a row, waved away the grass in front of him, and a hairy ear tip emerged from the depths of the grass, and his entire body and most of his head were still hidden in the grass.

"These are cat's ears." Shen Er's fat man pushed aside the grass, and sure enough, a kitten was squatting on the ground, squinting his eyes, and was also looking at him.

"Is this a domestic cat or a wild cat? If it was a wild cat, it would have disappeared into the grass after a ferocious pounce. If it's a domestic cat, how can it be here? Shen Er's fat man clenched the short knife, and his intuition told him that it was not normal for this cat to appear in such a place.

"Meow Meow ......" The kitten, after looking at Shen Er's fat man a few times, actually barked at him.

Shen Er's fat man suddenly felt that this cat, how could it look so awkward? . And where this awkwardness came from, he couldn't find it for a while.

"Meow" The cat tilted its head and barked at Shen Er's fat man, his voice was delicate and pitiful.

The cat barked, and slowly raised its front paws from the grass......

Shen Er's fat man looked at the cat's paw, and a chill rose from his heart. (To be continued.) )