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Tang Quan suddenly shouted, his hand tightened the nail rake and withdrew dozens of zhang, he crossed the fat on his waist and said sharply:

"Where did you come from, not to mention disturbing the uncle's dinner, and the two of them joined forces to fight with me, you are so shameless on that side."

It was a little embarrassing to be scolded by Tang Quan, she was a veteran cultivator who had experienced the flood famine, the Three Emperors and the Five Emperors and the Battle of the Gods, although she had not yet broken through the quasi-saint, but she knew that the normal competition, she was extremely lowly in secret.

At the beginning, Taishang Laojun threw down King Kong Zhuo to beat Sun Wukong, which was to sell a favor to Guanyin, who was about to throw down the jade net bottle and shoot, this time she secretly blocked Tang Quan's attack, and if it was known, she would be despised.

This Guanyin was still pondering, but Mu Zha pointed at Tang Quan and shouted:

"Are you blind, pig demon? This is the South China Sea Guanyin Bodhisattva, and I am the Bodhisattva's Bodhisattva. ”

Tang Quan smiled secretly, this Muzha is not very capable and has a powerful mouth, but Nezha is the only one who has real skills in their family, but although Nezha and Li Jing are nothing on the surface, the hatred that Li Jing forced to cut the flesh and return the bones of his father to his mother and not break the golden body is hidden in it, if it weren't for Nezha being suppressed, Li Jing would have been killed by Nezha countless times.

"Nanhai Guanyin, oh...... I remember, the Bodhisattvas of the Western religion, here it seems to be the East Land, but there are not many monks in the East Land, although the monks talk about Guanyin Bodhisattva to save the suffering, but in fact, there are people in the East who invite disasters and suffering, but no one saves them, why are you here? Tang Quan raked the nine-tooth nail to his shoulder and said.

Guanyin pressed down the cloud head, she looked at Tang Quan's state at this time, a wild boar's head was extremely hideous, but the nine-toothed nail rake in her hand implied the aura of a fairy, she smiled and said:

"I don't know why the monk is a demon here, seeing that you have extraordinary knowledge and good skills, but you are walking alone in this wilderness, are you not afraid of those gods in the heavenly court who subdue demons and eliminate demons?"

Tang Quan laughed and said:

"Ha, what am I afraid of, the demon slaying Gou Chen and the Zhenwu Emperor are both my old friends, most of them in the heavenly court are acquaintances, they will only ask me to drink and chat when they see me, and they will trouble me."

Guanyin was about to ask, and suddenly she listened intently, and her face was happy, and she said:

"It's so easy to make friends, it seems that your identity is not simple."

Tang Quan was pretending to be a pig at the moment, and after glancing at Guanyin, he said:

"Of course, my old pig was the marshal of the Tianpeng of the Tianhe Water Army, because I fell in love with Chang'e of the Moon Palace, the little lady actually shook my face, I drank two sips and went to the door to push her, but I didn't expect the Jade Emperor to send someone to arrest me soon, and I was beaten down from the mortal realm after being beaten by a board, but Yuan Ling strayed into the pig's womb and became like this."

Guanyin said with a smile:

"It turned out to be Marshal Tianpeng, but now you are a demon in the lower realm, and this heavenly court ......"

Tang Quan patted his big belly and said:

"Heavenly Court can't go back, I finally figured it out all these years, I went to Guanghan Palace for only a moment, that Chang'e is still there, and the fairy Su'e who served her was fixed by me again, how did the Jade Emperor know so quickly?

I recalled for hundreds of years, and finally remembered that there was a manly atmosphere in the Guanghan Palace when I entered the door, Nima, someone arrived before me for a long time, and this person needless to say that I also know who it is, where can I return to Heaven.

Now that's it, it's okay to hunt, or catch someone to stew and eat, and catch a beautiful girl to sleep for a few days when you see it, and this day is enough to be happy. ”

"Alas...... It's a pity that Marshal Tianpeng can only be a demon, a pity, it's a pity, it's ......a pity," Guanyin shook his head and said.

Tang Quan grinned and said:

"Why don't you do it for a demon? Anyway, as long as it's not a rebellion, my old friends will still take care of me, and when you're a monster, you'll be a monster. ”

Guanyin smiled and said:

"Marshal Tianpeng, see that your cultivation is extraordinary, it is indeed a pity to be a demon like this, I have a wide range of wise men in the Western Sect, at this time there are people in the East who are about to set out to the West to seek the true scriptures, if you can protect him to the West Heaven, my Buddha is merciful, and will definitely give you a positive result, so as not to be a monster much stronger."

Tang Quan frowned and said:

"To be a monk? It is said that according to the official law to kill, according to the Dharma to starve and kill, my old pig belly eats a lot, three meat and five disgusting, I can not eat, this day geese and pigeons do not eat, there are countless birds, dogs, horses and cattle on the ground do not eat and other game, eels and turtles in the water do not eat and countless fish and shrimp;

But the Buddhists can't help but get married, and I don't know that the Bodhisattva can talk about family affairs for me after learning the scriptures, and I can't say that I will have to send one or two wines when the time comes. ”

"Uh......"

Guanyin can be stunned by Tang Quan's words, it turns out that the Buddha still has a conspiracy in the East and the West, that is, to force the Oriental people to eat vegetarian, as long as the monks or sincere worship of the Buddha will not become a family, so it is good to destroy a large number of people in the East.

But in fact, Western religion has never forbidden marriage, monks and temples everywhere are monks during the day, and when they go home at night, they are still hot kang heads for their wives and children, just as Tang Quan said, in addition to prohibiting three meat and five hates, in fact, Western religion is not forbidden in the West.

In later generations, the East was indeed poisoned by the Western Religion, but fortunately, the people of the East were pure and extraordinary, so they were not ruined by the Western Religion's extermination plan, but there are countless people who are loyal to the West who still think that vegetarianism and not having a wife or a man are normal Western disciples, but they don't know that they are just tools to be used to exterminate humanity.

Tang Quan bluntly said that Western religion is fundamental, and this Guanyin has to weigh the gains and losses, but just now someone sent a message to her that she must let Zhu Gangguan join the westward team, she can't go against it, and after thinking about it, she said with joy on her face:

"You can enter my Shamen without eating three meat and five hating with good thoughts, but if you want to marry, I am not good at being a matchmaker with people, it depends on your own ability, but you can't linger on the way to the west;

Now you are waiting on the way to the west, if the person who learns the scriptures comes to you, he will protect the Dharma, so that you can have different living habits from the master and apprentice of the people who take the scriptures and not be criticized. ”

Tang Quan laughed secretly, because he knew about the Western Sect at all, but this Guanyin had to let him join the westward team, and he should have been allowed to act as the second disciple of Tang Sanzang, but now he had to temporarily change to a protector.

The accompanying Dharma protector is different from the accompanying disciples, the disciples are like slaves, but the Dharma protectors are just bodyguards, and their status is a little better, Tang Quan hurriedly nodded and said:

"Wu Neng? Impotent...... Whatever, I can do it myself, that Zhu Wu can thank Guanyin Bodhisattva for his guidance, if he gets the right result, he will go to Luojia Mountain Purple Bamboo Forest to visit the Bodhisattva to thank him for his guidance. ”

Guanyin smiled and said:

"Hmm...... Wait, then, on this road, and we must go to the east to seek the one who has learned the scriptures......"