Chapter 80: Dating = Dating?

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Today, for Ma Fanliang, it is another special big day.

That's right, students are on vacation, no...... No, it's the grandest event in Ma Fan Liang - Ma Fan Liang Festival!

The sky was blue, a row of retro propeller planes crossed by, and the beige fuselage was spray-painted with several large characters for the opening of the Mafan Liang Festival.

Behind the plane, there was also a long white airplane cloud, leaving traces on the tiled blue sky, like staves, and like blue and white porcelain patterns.

"Buzz"

A row of propeller planes swept by, suddenly rose 90°, and then spread out to the left and right, a white plane cloud, like a blooming flower.

"Wow, that's so lively."

"Of course, it is said that the flow of people during the three-day Mafan Liang Festival can reach hundreds of thousands of people!"

"Mom, it would be nice if there was a Mafan festival every day."

Crowded with people, lively, and huge, like a huge theme park.

Jun Yixie stood in the crowd, a little stunned.

What's the situation?

Teacher...... Student...... And then......

There seems to be an indescribable feeling.

"Wait, damn it, this Creation Jade Plate, do everything for me, and when I cultivate to the Immortal Immortal Emperor, I have to poke you into a big hole!"

For the first time, Jun Yixie had a feeling of grinding his teeth in anger.

In the Hongmeng Universe, the Heavens and the Ten Thousand Worlds, it is generally him who makes others grind their teeth with anger, and this time he has tasted it.

"Wait a minute, let me think about what the hell is going on."

Immediately, Jun Yixie understood that the identity of the teacher given to him by the Jade Disc had just agreed to a student not long ago to have a love talk, that is, ......

"Analog Approx...... Appointment! ”

Jun Yixie's eyes widened, and he almost didn't crush his phone.

"You let an old man, a person who has lived for an unknown number of thousands of years, date a little girl who is only a teenager?! I ......"

Jun Yixie almost jumped up, and couldn't help but burst into a foul mouth, but his voice was muffled by the radio that echoed in the sky.

"Now, the 78th Mafan Liang Festival is officially opened!"

A tactful female voice echoed in the sky above Ma Fanliang.

Immediately, the voice was announced in several other mainstream languages.

"Peng......

"Wow!"

"It's so lively."

"Whew!"

On the central avenue of Ma Fanliang, a grand costume parade hundreds of meters long is underway.

Ma Fanliang has hundreds of clubs, all of which participate.

With a "bang", a Tyrannosaurus rex more than ten meters high mixed in the parade, causing many people to exclaim.

Jun Yixie, who was stunned, came back to his senses, his face was strange, and he found that this lifelike Tyrannosaurus rex had a label on the back of its buttocks, showing that it was made by the industrial XXX community, and there were a bunch of small words to explain it.

An Indian princess riding an elephant, a medieval knight in full armor, an angel in a bikini with white feathered wings on his back, a demon wearing a large pumpkin and a coat......

A variety of character makeup, it is incomparably grand and gorgeous parade.

Jun Yixie, who practiced penance in the worlds such as "World War Z" and "Resident Evil", slowly melted like snow in spring.

"Well, if it comes, it will be safe, but it is just a simple love talk, so let me, a love expert, tell you with the most perfect answer!"

Jun Yixie put away his mobile phone and said without blushing and heartbeat.

As for what the other party's name was and where it was, Jun Yixie thought about it for a while, and rushed over with a teleportation.

"Yo, Sasaki-san."

Jun Yixie changed into a white suit.

One Piece's white coat, black suit, and bright red shirt are too domineering to wear on a date.

"Jun ...... Jun is also an evil teacher! ”

Shi Hui looked at Jun Yixie, and his pretty face turned red.

"It's really a young girl......

Jun Yixie glanced at Shi Hui, who was nervous and uneasy in the crowd, waiting for him, and said secretly in his heart.

A simple and fashionable outfit with a youthful and girlish atmosphere, coupled with tied up pink hair, petite and weak body, looks delicate and cute.

In Jun Yixie's memory, Sasaki Tokie practiced gymnastics, so his body was softer than that of normal people.

"Teacher, you ...... So handsome. ”

"Poof!"

Jun Yixie's eyes widened, and he almost squirted out a mouthful of water.

This girl, how can she tell the truth.

"Ahem, I'm sorry to keep you waiting, so let's get started."

Shi Hui's face immediately turned red, and Jun Yixie was still too direct to speak.

"Hmmm......"

Shi Hui lowered his head, nodded, and answered in a thin voice.

"No, let me go to the top war and fight a few more times, it's too difficult to talk about love or something!"

It was just at the beginning, and Jun Yixie immediately discovered that he was too overestimating himself.

"Teacher, let's go."

"Wait a minute!"

Jun Yixie grabbed Shi Hui with a serious face.

"Since it's about ...... If you're in love, then be realistic, at least in your name, don't call me a teacher......"

Jun Yixie felt that it was really awkward to be called by this teacher's title one by one.

"Evil?"

Shi Hui said with a red face, it seems that this country is called by its name, which is a very intimate act.

"Well, no problem, then I drew it when I called you. Let's ...... next"

Jun Yixie glanced at a Western-style café and bookstore on the side of the road, and his mind immediately swept over, quickly "read" a few love masters, and absorbed the theories in them.

"Shi Hui, you know the drawbridge effect, right?"

"The drawbridge effect?"

"That's right, on the suspension bridge, because of the dangerous situation, people will unconsciously increase their heartbeat, and mistakenly interpret the rapid heartbeat caused by this situation as the other party makes their hearts move, so they breed feelings of love for each other."

Jun Yixie began to learn and sell, with a face full of experience and the performance of a love master.

Shi Hui nodded as if he didn't understand: "But there is no suspension bridge, where to find it?" ”

"It's okay, as long as it's a dangerous situation, like ......"

Shi Hui said "ah", as if he had thought of something, his eyes lit up, and the two said in unison:

"Haunted house!"

So, the two went to the haunted house first to test the effect.

Along the way, Jun Yixie looked full of experience, and taught Shi Hui the theories he had obtained by swallowing dates and cramming them.

"Remember, you must go to the scariest haunted house, and then you have to show the momentum you deserve to make the other person fall in love with you."

Jun Yixie said solemnly, this is the core essence of the drawbridge effect, that is, as the saying goes, "heroes save beauty".

Shi Hui nodded thoughtfully, but always felt that something was a little strange.

"Welcome, 'Frightened, Haunted House Only for Girls'!"

What kind of haunted house is this?

Jun Yixie glanced at the two girls who were dressed up in cuteness suspiciously.

No matter what, deal with the past first!