"Who are you?" The land touched his white beard and said proudly: "I don't care who you are, if you don't have filial piety, you can't even be my own father." Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info"

In Journey to the West, the elder brother summoned the land of the mountain god, just like calling his own servants, because he broke out of his name.

As soon as others heard it, Sun Wukong, this is the Monkey King, he can't afford to provoke him, so he will naturally do things obediently.

But now it's different, today's senior brother is still a nobody, and his level is the same as passerby A.

These mountain gods can't do anything else, and they are still very good at watching people put down dishes, but they just glanced at the animal skin skirt of the senior brother, and they didn't care about it in their hearts.

"You old man, you are really angry with me, wait for me to teach you a lesson, see if you say it or not." The elder brother was ashamed and angry, and a flash appeared in front of the land, and lifted him up.

Three punches in a row, fist to the flesh, pounding on the chest of the land.

The land was beaten with bared teeth, even if the senior brother was just to vent his anger and didn't want the life of the land, the pain of flesh and skin was not so pleasant.

"You little demon, I am a man of heaven, you dare to beat me? Oh, don't fight, the king spares his life, I'm willing to show you the way..."A few punches, at first, the land lord wanted to argue a few words, and after a few more punches, he was completely honest.

In the final analysis, the soft ones are afraid of the hard, the hard ones are afraid of the horizontal, the horizontal ones are afraid of the stunned, and the stunned ones are afraid of dying.

The land here is not yet in the realm of immortals, and the rampant and domineering all rely on a tiger skin.

On weekdays, if you don't look at the face of the monk and look at the face of the Buddha, the land is pulling the banner of the heavenly court, and everyone pinched their noses and recognized it.

Now that the tiger skin can't scare people, in order to avoid the pain of skin and flesh, the land lord simply succumbed to the old fist.

"You old man, you're really a cheap bone, say it quickly, say it quickly..."

The land lord rubbed his chest, and replied with a bitter look on his face, "Three hills to the south of here, there is a forest surrounded by streams, and at the end of the forest is the Batu Cave. ”

"Mirrors!" The elder brother waved his hand, and a mist of water condensed into a mirror, and there was a cave inside.

When he saw the cave, he knew that the land lord was not lying, and the senior brother had a smile on his face and joked: "If you knew this was the case, why suffer from that flesh and skin!" ”

"Alas..."The land lord frowned, thinking to himself, how did I know that you were so violent, and the usual set would not work at all.

Over the years, with chicken feathers as arrows, the land has not been stuck with oil from passers-by, and the bowl has been full again and again, and it has already eaten the marrow.

Today, I met someone who didn't want to die, and I wasn't even afraid of the name of Heavenly Court, a rare strange thing in my life. After all, this is the Eastern Earth Divine Prefecture, Heavenly Court and Taoism are the bosses, and when they hear their identities on weekdays, the demons and monsters are not scared and trembling, and if you want to blame, you can blame the senior brother for not playing cards according to the routine.

"Today, you know each other, second junior brother, let's go..."Senior brother beckoned Wu Ming, set up colorful clouds and flew towards the mountain.

Wu Ming is not used to this title, every time he thinks of Zhu Bajie, but the senior brother is still called Shunkou.

Shaking his head slightly, Wu Ming glanced at the land lord, and Teng Yun followed behind the senior brother.

Batu Caves, the name is very eerie, and it is easy to associate with poor mountains and bad waters.

But this idea is wrong, there is a forest in front of the Batu Caves, there is water in the forest, and the scenery surrounded by the stream is very beautiful.

As soon as the clouds came down, the ears were filled with the tinkling of the stream and the chirping of cranes.

I saw a low table in the bamboo forest, one black, one thin, one white, three men were drinking and chatting, and there were a few little demons waiting around them.

"This black bear spirit is quite good at enjoying it!" Landing on the ground, the elder brother smelled the wine, and his face was full of incredulity.

Here, I saw someone coming on a cloud, and the clouds turned into colorful colors, and the three drinking monsters were also startled.

As a result, I saw that from the colorful auspicious clouds, it was actually a demon monkey that walked down, and then I breathed a sigh of relief: "Where did you come from, the demon monkey did not resist the black wind, and actually sat on the colorful auspicious clouds, which almost scared us!" ”

Monsters go against the wind, and the gods step on auspicious clouds, which is the basic common sense of the cultivation world.

It's a pity that they met the elder brother, a monkey who is destined to take an unusual path.

Hearing this, the senior brother didn't even blink an eye, and pushed his hand dryly: "Xia Huaguo Mountain Sun Wukong, I have heard for a long time that the black bear monster is strong in martial arts, and I am here to ask for advice today!" ”

The black-faced man among the three demons is the owner of the Batu Caves, the black bear spirit, and the first monster to appear in Journey to the West.

This black bear is five big and three thick, and it looks like he has a fight with Meng Zhang Fei, but his personality is thick and thin.

Hearing the sound and hearing that the senior brother was here to challenge, the black bear muttered carefully, shook his head and said: "I drank with my friends today, and I have already drunk a few more glasses, so it's not good to do it with you, so you should come back tomorrow." ”

Come back tomorrow, Senior Brother frowned slightly, and looked at the empty wine jar on the ground.

At a glance, there were seven or eight on the ground in the thirty-pound wine jar, and it was obvious that he had drunk a lot.

"It's a coincidence that I'm here, I'm here to challenge the master, not to bully the drunkard. If these hundreds of catties of liquor go down, I will win, and I am afraid that I will not be able to win! "Senior brother wants to save face and doesn't like to take advantage of people's dangers.

However, before he could say yes, Wu Ming also drove the cloud to follow.

"Senior brother, why are you sad?" Wu Ming walked down the auspicious clouds, glanced at the three monsters, and stood beside the senior brother.

The senior brother is full of fighting spirit, but it is not difficult for the strongman, so he said: "Second junior brother, this black bear spirit is weak in his hands and feet, I am afraid that he will not be able to fight today." ”

"Two brothers, this martial arts fight is insulting, it's better to sit down and have a drink together." The person who opened his mouth was like white paper, wearing a scribe's robe, and holding a folding fan in his hand, like a literati more than a monster.

Wu Ming raised his eyes and looked at this person, with a thoughtful look in his eyes.

This white-clothed scribe, who also appeared in Journey to the West, is a big white snake with the ability to alchemy.

As for the thin man who didn't speak, he was the gray wolf spirit in the book, who was beaten to death by his senior brother with a stick in the story, and is said to be an expert in refining weapons.

"Well, since we can't fight today, let's drink and drink, and we'll fight again tomorrow." The senior brother walked in a wolf walk, and he was not afraid of any conspiracy or tricks, so he pulled Wu Ming and sat down.

Sitting at the table, the elder brother picked up the wine and drank it, and held the chicken leg and nibbled on it.

The black bear spirit, the snake spirit, and the gray wolf spirit raised their eyes, and seeing that the senior brother was so bold, he opened his mouth when he pushed the cup and changed the lamp: "Sun Wukong, we see that you are very good-looking, you are not a local demon, right?" ”

The local demon has the same meaning as the locals, asking where Sun Wukong's cave is located.

Sun Wukong hugged the chicken leg and feasted, eating a mouth full of oil, and said vaguely: "I am from the country of Aolai, and I came to the Tang Dynasty across the ocean, and I heard that there are masters here to come and take a look." ”

As soon as they heard this, the three monsters were a little clear, and the secret path was really an outsider, no wonder everyone didn't know each other.

Thinking of this, the black bear spirit was in trouble again, and lowered his voice and asked the white-clothed scribe: "Bai Xiucai, where is this Aolai country, haven't you heard of it?" ”

Bai Xiu is the nickname of the White Snake Spirit, this White Snake Spirit likes to dance and write, and he has made himself a Xiucai name, which is the most elegant on weekdays.

It's a pity, not to mention Bai Xiucai, I'm afraid that even the old pedant of the Hanlin Academy is here, and few people can say it clearly.

Bai Xiucai thought hard for a long time, only to feel that the book was used to hate less, and said with a wry smile: "Big brother, there are many island countries overseas in Datang, and I have never heard of this proud country, so it should be one of them." ”

Aolai is located in the East China Sea, tens of thousands of times smaller than the Tang Dynasty in the East China, and it is not an exaggeration to say that it is a small overseas country.

Sun Wukong put down the roast chicken, glanced at Bai Xiucai with some surprise, and said approvingly: "You still have a little knowledge, the country where I am located is in the East China Sea. If you fly, it won't take you an hour to travel from east to west, and you can walk all over the country. ”

"You can travel all over in an hour, and the country where you are located is really small!" The white-clothed Xiucai shook the fan, and then seemed to remember something, showing off: "Such a small country, there are no good things to think about, I have a treasure here, do you want to take a look." ”

"Baby?" Without waiting for the senior brother to express his position, Wu Ming became interested.

Anyone who has watched Journey to the West knows that the magic power is invincible here, and the opponent of a level depends on whose magic weapon is stronger.

For example, the two boys of Taishang Laojun, that is, the King of the Golden Horn and the King of the Silver Horn.

The strength of these two people is not very good, if they really fight with Sun Wukong, I am afraid that they will have to be cleaned up in two or three clicks.

But they relied on the Dan gourd and the bottle of water that they stole from Tushi Palace and Laojun, and Sun Wukong, who was stunned, lost his temper, this is the importance of the magic weapon.

"You wait, I'll go get it and open your eyes." Baby Bai Xiucai didn't have it with him, and he still needed to drive the cloud back to the cave to get it.

Wu Ming and Senior Brother sat together, watching Bai Xiucai ride away on the black wind, and his heart was half cold.

After all, this Bai Xiucai can be beaten to death by the senior brother two or three times in the plot, and his ability is probably not much higher.

The treasure in his mouth, who knows where he got the broken copper and iron, is probably not any better.

Thinking like this, Wu Ming didn't care too much, and his contempt flashed.

The black bear spirit and the gray wolf spirit always looked at this side, taking Wu Ming's attitude into their eyes, and said one after another: "Bai Xiu is the white snake in the mountains who has attained the Tao, and he can cultivate successfully, but he is dedicated to this treasure." When you see it in a while, you will know that the custody is an eye-opener for you, and it is worth the trip. ”

"Really?" Wu Ming's heart moved, and he looked at the black bear spirit.

The strength of the black bear spirit is not bad, if it is not for a bad background, it is no problem to be a guard in Nantianmen.

Such a powerful goblin swears that it is a good baby, and the contempt in Wu Ming's heart has gone a little, and he secretly thought: "In Journey to the West, it is not said that the white snake spirit has a baby, I have gone outside the plot." ”