"For example, there are always one or two old men in the park who are playing plausible punches as if no one is around. ”

"Is there always an aunt in the community, neither does she protect the media and pulls the fiber, nor chews the root of the tongue like other aunts, she is always alone and secretive. ”

"The company, the school doorman, always have a very good look. ”

"Is it by chance that you can see a kind of person, although he is long and thin, but his belly is as strong as a drum. ”

"The classmates or colleagues around me are always very able to stay up late, that is, they don't sleep all night, and they are still in high spirits the next day, as if they have nothing to do. ”

"And the people closest to you, do you really understand, for example, why your mother can always find you lying on the bed playing with your mobile phone, and get up in the middle of the night to go to the toilet to find that your father is still watching TV in the living room, obviously your parents have already put on reading glasses, but they can find out at a glance when you make a little move. ”

Ye Qiu's voice gradually became ethereal, with a strange demagogic power, and everyone's hearts jumped.

Then the audience suddenly began to talk in a whisper.

"I'll go, don't say, my downstairs is the park, every day I practice in the morning can see an old man with a boxing in the woods on the edge of the park, as soon as I see me passing by, I don't fight, it's not a health Tai Chi, it's not a gossip, Xingyi, it looks weird, is it a martial arts master?"

Aunt Liu in our community is, the old lady looks very withdrawn, she doesn't even dance in the square, and she usually doesn't interact with other aunts in the community, so she won't be a master. ”

"The eyes of the doorman of our company are like eagles, and once again the company's Xiao Li had a car accident, and his twin brother came to the unit to help him ask for leave, but the doorman stopped him at a word.

Later, when we saw that the good guys looked like each other, even our colleagues who usually work together couldn't tell the difference, and the janitor could see it at a glance, which was really unusual when I think about it now. ”

"Isn't Xiao Wang in our unit, he works during the day, lol at night, plays until three or four o'clock in the morning, and the next day he works as usual like no one, yawning and not yawning. ”

"Is my dad too, he stays up late to watch TV dramas all year round, but he doesn't lose a single hair, he is still dark and dark, and his hair quality is better than mine, will he order anything? ”

Not to mention this, there are many martial arts families who don't want to pass it on and want to deceive their children, because Ye Qiu's debt has been found out a lot by his children, of course, this is all a later story.

Ye Qiu saw that everyone in the audience was starting to be suspicious now, and the guests on the stage were even more interesting, all eight guests looked at the old man with a crutch with bright eyes, and the old man was almost hairy.

Ye Qiu laughed wildly in his heart, this was all deliberately induced by him, and there was a little hypnotic ingredient.

What a park uncle, a lonely aunt, a high-spirited colleague and friend, and a suspicious parent, all of them are.

There was a small square in front of Ye Qiu's original house, and there was an uncle who liked to often play a set of punches in the corner of the park that he couldn't understand, and Ye Qiu felt quite mysterious at first.

In the end, I couldn't help but go up and ask, what was the result, the uncle confessed, not that his punch was mysterious, but that he felt that he didn't fight well, and he was afraid of being embarrassed if he went to a crowded place, so he fought in the corner, and Ye Qiu almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood at that time.

There are also withdrawn aunts, most of whom are not very popular.

Can the doorman do it if his eyes are not good, what he does is the job of the gatekeeper, who will use him if his eyes are not good.

I'm tired to death at work during the day.,I have to crawl and play games at night.,It's a senior net worm.,Staying up late has become commonplace.,How to do it if you don't work in spirit.,The boss sees that he wants to deduct his salary!

Mom and Dad's matter is even more ridiculous, saying that Zhizi Mo Ruo's father, your father and your mother gave birth to you and raised you for decades, you just pout your ass and know what kind of shit you pull, you have a little action, and they are the most sensitive in their little habits, how can they not find out.

These are the simplest truths, if they are placed in ordinary times, everyone knows common sense, but after seeing Ye Qiu's martial arts, they were all blinded and began to be suspicious.

It's the things that you don't usually care about, and they're infinitely magnified.

That's human nature!

If you grasp human nature, you can grasp everything.

This is also why Ye Qiu can pretend to be familiar with it, because his wise eyes have already seen through the forcing point, when to foreshadow, when to detour, when to advance, when to break out, when to irrigate...... Ahem, when to pay attention to details.

"Ding Dong! Congratulations to the host, pretending to be a suspicious force, and the reward value is +200,000. ”

It is foreseeable that in the future, the park uncle, the community aunt, the doorman, and the company colleagues will be subjected to endless harassment. ”

Ye Qiu rolled his eyes and said: "Life must be happy, what do you care about the water in front of other people's houses? Maybe these uncles and aunts are still boring by themselves, I am caring for the elderly, finding something to do for them, this is a good thing to accumulate virtue and do good." ”

"Ding Dong! The system is really powerless to complain about the host's discipline. ”

Ye Qiu raised his eyebrows.

"Can it be eaten as a meal, or can it be worn as a dress, Lao Tzu has been born for twenty-two years, and he has never seen these two words in the dictionary. ”

System: "......"

Ye Qiu turned his head to look at the eight guests who were still confronting Uncle on crutches, and he couldn't laugh or cry.

"Okay, okay, don't stare at other people's uncles, you don't see other people's uncles make you uncomfortable. ”

When the audience heard Ye Qiu say this, they immediately burst into laughter.

The other people on the stage also blushed, and the old man finally breathed a sigh of relief.

Immediately afterwards, Ye Qiu said, "Okay, thank you for the interaction, except for this little girl, let's go back." ”

The little girl nodded hurriedly and stood aside, and several guests also signaled to step down.

As if he suddenly remembered something, Ye Qiu summoned a voice: "You...... Right...... What about you...... Young man, help the uncle, this uncle is really a martial arts master, go back and teach you two tricks, and guarantee that you will be used for life. ”

Hearing this, everyone could see that the old man's body was shaking, and the crutches were almost thrown out, and the guy named by Ye Qiu was also a spirit, so he hurriedly came up and supported the old man cordially, and the posture was more filial than his own grandson.

The camera is also interesting, it seems that this scene is a little warm, and the camera has been following and giving the two of them a close-up of their faces.

The young man's smile was like a chrysanthemum, and he kept babbling something, as if he was shushing the cold and asking for warmth.

Then everyone saw that the old man shook his head, let out a long sigh, an old face was full of lovelessness, and he glanced back at Ye Qiu before he got off the stage, and his eyes were called a grudge.

immediately made the audience laugh.

"This grandmaster is too funny!"

"I started joking with the old man, I really didn't slip away. ”

"Don't talk nonsense, the old man is really a martial arts master, and the crutch is a weapon. ”

"Stop. ”

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