Homicide?

No, no, the three views must be correct, how can you do something that violates the law!

Of course, if an accident happens, it has nothing to do with Yu Chao.

Ahem, I said it was an accident, but it wasn't intentional, so what's the matter.

......

"Warning!" "Warning!"

After a series of sirens sounded, the captain of the ship, who was on a routine mission, immediately ordered: "Check it out for me, what is going on? What is the problem?"

Damn, let you check it out, what are you doing?

If something goes wrong, I tell you, no one can escape!"

"It was reported that the ship was under inexplicable attack and that sea water was seeping. ”

Captain: "What? Damn! Don't give me a counterattack yet, find the enemy, and fight back immediately!"

Have the maintenance crew close the infiltration area as soon as possible, and contact the base immediately. ”

Three minutes later.

"Captain, it's not good, there are more and more cracks in the lower part of the ship, and there is no way to repair it. If we don't leave, we'll all be finished. ”

“...”

.......

Pentagon.

"What? It's not April Fool's Day, are you kidding?"

"Oh my God, could it be that aliens are attacking?"

"Quick, report to the president immediately, all the warships on the west coast have been inexplicably attacked, and the losses are heavy. ”

Half an hour later.

In an enclosed conference room.

THE PRESIDENT: "Let's talk about it, what are we going to do now? Didn't you say that that man was going to die under the missile?"

Now, who's going to tell me how to clean up this mess now?"

Someone suggested: "Your Excellency, I suggest, let's give in!"

You must know that the time difference between the start of the operation in Nanyang and the accident of those ships is only an hour, which means, that person may really be able to fly the legendary Edgeworth in China.

The point is that none of our detection instruments have found any clues, and if there are a few more such things, America's mighty fleet will be wiped out, and the international influence will be too great, and those people will no longer support us. ”

Someone else suggested: "No, compromise is not possible.

Are you kidding that the mighty United States would give in to a single person?

Ladies and gentlemen, are we going to be sinners in American history?

Think about what other countries will think of us and what the media will say about us if something like this happens.

Is it that America has fallen to such an extent that it needs to grovel and surrender to an enemy?"

The President: "Then do you have any good advice? You know, this time I can't hide it, and I'm still having a headache how to explain the things about those ships to the people?"

"Your Excellency, Ladies and Gentlemen, although we have no evidence to prove who is responsible for this incident, do we need evidence?

Judging by the available information, that person suddenly disappeared into the South Seas, and no trace of him has been found even now.

Add to that the attack on the ship, who else but that person could do that?

So, we have to be tough.

You know, this is a world of individuals and people, and no one can live alone.

But every human being has his weaknesses.

And although that person is extremely strong, he still has weaknesses.

As long as we take the hard line and use the final nuclear threat as a means, all problems will be solved.

I don't think the rest of the world wants to have people like that, do they?"

PRESIDENT: "Are you kidding? Nuclear threat? Are you going to let the earth be destroyed, and all of us will go crazy with you?"

"No, no, it's just a threat. Tell Huaxia that we must make that person stop and compensate us for our losses, otherwise everyone will be doomed!

A person who is unrestrained and can destroy unscrupulously is not allowed to appear, I believe that even if it is the Huaxia side, they don't want to see such a person, right?

As long as we work together, I don't think anything can stump us. ”

The unidentified man was talking when his head suddenly fell, and the blood spurted out two meters high, staining the ceiling red.

"Oh my God!

The president trembled his legs and pretended to be calm and said, "Wait a minute, Mr. Yu, since you are here, why don't we have a good talk."

If there is a negotiated solution, I don't think it has to be so bloody, does it?"

After Yu Chao appeared in the conference room, he didn't take off his invisibility cloak, and just said: "What are you talking about, negotiating? What qualifications do you have to negotiate with me?"

Thanks to Yu Chao who has been paying attention to this, and has randomly extracted language skills from a person's head, otherwise I really don't know that they actually have such thoughts.

THE PRESIDENT: "Well, I know you were upset about what happened not long ago, but since it's all over, we're done, aren't we?"

If you really wanted to destroy everything, I don't think you would show up and negotiate with us now, wouldn't you?

Well, let's talk about it, what exactly do you think, and we can talk about any conditions. ”

MMP, this guy really deserves to be the person who can be president, and he still has a little wit.

Yu Chao: "Let's do the math, from beginning to end, it can be said that it was caused by the Chunfeng Group." I don't care who's right or who's wrong, but you have to give me an account.

Well, I just have to have compensation, compensation that I am satisfied with enough. ”

THE PRESIDENT: "That's right, it doesn't matter who is right and who is wrong now, anyway, whoever has a hard fist in this world is justified, and now it happens that you are justified."

As for the question of reparations, well, well, what do you want?

First of all, although I am president, it is not so easy to mobilize funds, and you should know the problem in this area.

As for the rest, it is better to compensate you for a piece of land, you can mention whatever you need on it, villas, pastures, and a group of beauties from all over the world, this can be discussed. ”

Yu Chao: "Well, yes, you can just look at these things, by the way, don't look for me in terms of taxation."

Also, I need vibranium, which is the kind of Captain Shield's Marvel Shield, or some better metal material. ”

The president was stunned for a moment and said with a smile: "Mr. Yu, you also said that it is something from Marvel, it is a movie, not reality."

As for the other metal materials, well, no problem, what about unknown metals from the universe?

We've tried it, and except for the fact that it can't be synthesized, the properties are good in other aspects, and I think it should be able to meet your needs. ”

Yu Chao: "Very good, I appreciate that you can have such an attitude." If this had been the case a long time ago, we wouldn't have had such a misunderstanding.

By the way, hurry up and send it over, I'm still in a hurry to go home. ”

"As you wish. ”

Yu Chao was overjoyed to receive a box of so-called metal materials from the universe, isn't this the metal material on those alien spaceships?

It's just waste utilization, and when you count it, they don't pay much.

As for what kind of land or something, it's all sugar-coated shells, trying in vain to corrupt Yu Chao with these things, so how is it possible?

For Yu Chao, even if he is not afraid of Lao Mei getting in the way, he went back to the underground space, and came back after handing over the refining technique, his ability is too poor, and it is more safe to be a salted fish in China honestly.

"By the way, I forgot to tell you before I left. Didn't anyone say they wanted to retaliate against me with a nuclear threat?

Can you get in touch with the following and see if all of your nuclear weapons are alive?

I'm not afraid if you want to die together, but I don't know what will happen to you if you lose all your nuclear weapons."

Yu Chao left, and the sudden silence in the conference room could be heard when a pin fell.

Someone had already checked by phone just now, and sure enough, there were inexplicably ten fewer nuclear warheads in a secret base, but no one found them.

This, if they come a few more times, will they still be able to maintain global deterrence?

The President: "Keep everything you see and hear today a secret, and don't provoke him in the future." ”

"Agreed!"

"Yes, peace is the most important thing. ”

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