Chapter 203, Cannibals!
"Miss Lan Ling, a member of a family of medical arts. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 infoI'm going to come and see Minister Tu, their family is very good at this kind of disease. "I'll give you a brief brush.
"Oh! So the young lady is actually a medical family? But I don't think it's a shame to be a doctor......"
As he spoke, he was ready to go up and pinch Lan Ling's little hand!
"Your kidney deficiency is severe, middle obstruction, and your waist is slightly deflected, and you should have osteopathy, lung leakage, chest obstruction, stagnation, scorched face, no blood in the liver, and all kinds of middle-aged diseases. This gentleman, if you don't take good care of yourself and quit smoking, drinking, and sex, I'm afraid that you will only have a lifespan of 10 years at most, and not more than 12 years at most! ”
Xia Qi's face darkened when he said this: It's not that the content is terrifying, but Lan Ling's voice!
It sounded like an old cow howling. The treble sounds like a beating drum, and the bass sounds like a piece of iron, and that's a nasty sound! It's just unbearable.
"This, this, this...... Your voice ......" Xia Qi took two steps back in fright!
"I'm sorry, her voice has always been like this." I said with a smile and looked around: "Since it's Qu Ming, then you better let Wang Yuhan have a counterpart reception, lest I do it for a long time, and finally make a wedding dress for someone!" ”
Xia Qi's face sank suddenly, but after seeing my face, he also knew that he couldn't help me.
"You're not motivated by any of the company's employees......"
"Positive, you second uncle! Take the money and I'll be positive! If you don't give money, I'll be positive to you! I sneered, "No more accompaniment!" Let's go. ”
Lan Ling and Ouyang Shanhe followed behind me towards the elevator going up.
Hearing the sound of babbling from behind, it was estimated that Xia Qi was spitting in my back, but I didn't bother to pay attention to him: the whole company knew about my bonus last time, and everyone can understand my attitude. It's just that everyone doesn't understand why I'm so horizontal in front of Xia Qi now.
Walking on the elevator, I looked at Lan Ling and smiled: "Fourth uncle, did you say this on purpose?" ”
There are now two souls in Lan Ling's body: one is Lan Ling himself, and the other is his fourth uncle Ji Kang.
"After all, I haven't used a woman's voice to speak, so it's awkward to say." After the broken drum-like voice finished speaking, there was a crisp girlish voice: "Don't open your mouth in the future!" Let me speak, Miss Ben's image will be ruined by your voice! ”
I covered my head: "You two should speak in unison!" Otherwise, I'm going to be schizophrenic! ”
"What is schizophrenia?" Ouyang Shanhe, who had not spoken all this time, immediately asked.
This guy is really waiting to receive new knowledge anytime and anywhere.
"A disease. Don't talk about this yet, how did you feel about those people just now? I looked at Ouyang Shanhe curiously and asked.
"The guy you're talking to, I only need three breaths to pinch his neck, the women in the back can take a half-inhale, and a few men need some time. Anyway, I was able to get them all out of breath in 50 breaths......"
"Forget it......" I sighed, "You should be hunting?" You're going to change, and it's a good toss! ”
"When I see a living creature, the first thing I think about is whether I can defeat it, and then I think about whether I can eat it, and I am not interested in anything else."
This Nima cannibal!
On the eighth floor, I went straight to Minister Tu's office.
It's already time to get off work, and Minister Tu is sitting on the desk, looking haggard to death, but he is still holding a report and reading it non-stop.
"I think you're really ready to die at work!" I shook my head and said, "Okay, the doctor is here, you can see me first!" ”
Minister Tu raised his eyes to look at me, then at the two behind him, and then pulled his gaze back to me: "Who are you looking for to treat me?" What about people? ”
"Me."
Before I could speak, Blue Moon had already walked up.
"How right...... If you're kidding me, it's pretty much the same now! Such a little girl, you tell me she will see a doctor? You might as well just kill me! "Minister Tu looks like he's going to eat people!"
"She is a ...... of a family of Chinese medicine"
"A family of Chinese medicine? Have you been treating people since you were in your womb or have you been treating people in your last life? Are you 18 years old? How positive! You still want to toss me like this? You're really interested in my position, aren't you? So you're such a person! I can see you clearly! ”
looked at Tu Qingqing's tired and crazy appearance: it seemed that she was really tortured by the disease and went crazy.
Just as I was about to continue talking, the phone on Minister Tu's desk rang.
The phone rang like an order, and Minister Tu directly pressed the speakerphone, and then wanted to say loudly like usual, "I am Tu Qingqing of the business department." ”
But her weak body was like her voice, and as soon as she opened her mouth, it became an octave lower, "I am Tu Qingqing." ”
"Tu Qingqing! There are quite a few people below! Is it appropriate that you are still the head of the business department and not come down? Xia Qi's voice was like a quarrel.
"I ...... I'll be right here...... I'm a little ...... now," Tu Qingqing tried to stand up, but suddenly he didn't succeed and sat back in his chair.
"What are you not physically doing? Tu Qingqing, let me tell you, you have been under me for some years, and when I first came here, you were still an eighth-level assistant! In the past ten years, I have directly raised you to level five! When you get to the position of the head of the business department, is it just that you can't stand up at these critical times? ”
"I'm sorry Mr. Xia...... I ......" Tu Qingqing struggled to speak, but was interrupted by Xia Qi again: "Look at you!" What is it for me to be in bad health now? You're not well, what are you still sitting in that position for? Is the annual salary of hundreds of thousands of dollars taken for nothing? If you don't have the skills, or you can't do it, you can just get out of here! Anyway, there are a lot of young people who can replace you! I'm going to tell you......"
Hearing this, I was dumbfounded: because I just pressed the phone.
Tu Qingqing's face turned pale when we first came in, but now it is blue: one hand is trembling against his heart.
"Okay, hurry up and start seeing a doctor, I think if it goes on like this, it will really kill someone." I sneered.
Lan Ling, who was actually the fourth uncle, directly grabbed Tu Qingqing's pulse and began to diagnose the pulse.
After pinching Tu Qingqing's wrist for more than a minute, the fourth uncle rolled Tu Qingqing's eyelids again, frowned and asked, "What kind of medicine are you usually taking?" Show me the prescription! ”
I directly opened Tu Qingqing's drawer and put a bunch of medicines in front of my fourth uncle.