Chapter 12: The Ugly Girl Yang Sisi
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In the past, people always snorted their noses when talking about Internet celebrity live broadcasts, thinking that Internet celebrities are low-level creatures, and the reason why they became popular overnight was mostly related to showing off their hues.
And now, online celebrity live broadcast has become the mainstream of today's society, in addition to traditional singing and dancing, it has evolved countless subdivisions.
A locomotive mechanic, as long as his skills are good enough and his language is funny enough, can broadcast his repair work live in the online world, and a large number of enthusiasts who want to learn skills stare at the screen every day to watch him repair locomotives with his black hands, and they never get tired of it.
A scientist can broadcast his own science experiments live, and the moment the Large Particle Collider is activated, countless science enthusiasts cheer excitedly from thousands of miles away, as if they are also part of the scientific team.
The zoo's cleaners, who attach a miniature camera to their hats and take pictures of the animals frolicking while sweeping the floor, can also attract many fans.
Live broadcast is everywhere, covering all aspects of social life, there are beautiful and ugly, live birth, live skydiving, live diving, live imprisonment, only what people can't think of, no live broadcaster can't do.
Because live streaming is ubiquitous, the competition is becoming more and more fierce, and the threshold for becoming an Internet celebrity is getting higher and higher.
In the past era, a beautiful woman with a slight appearance could trigger tens of millions of onlookers to gather when she live-streamed herself eating.
And now, if you want to become a foodie Internet celebrity, you really have to have a huge appetite, eating two or three kilograms of food in one meal is completely unable to arouse the interest of others, people with this kind of food are all over the street, why should people watch your live broadcast?
Yang Sisi can gain a foothold in the fiercely competitive Internet celebrity world, which naturally has its own uniqueness.
Beauty has never been Yang Sisi's specialty, with a big mouth, a sky-facing nose, small eyes that can't wake up, and a messy hair, it is impossible for any normal man to be interested when he sees her.
Yang Sisi also has no proud figure, a typical bucket waist, flat chest, elephant legs, big hands and big feet, even if she is sent to the Tang Dynasty, where fat is beautiful, she belongs to the fat sensational category, and she is given to others as a concubine, but I am afraid that she will have to paste some silver upside down.
Netizens who like to watch Yang Sisi's live broadcast often ridicule her, saying that if it weren't for God's hatred of Yang Sisi, how could he give birth to her like this, which shows how miserable Yang Sisi's appearance is.
As a small Internet celebrity in the online live broadcast industry, Yang Sisi has today's status, which is completely compared with others.
Every night, Yang Sisi will tell about his tragic experience of the day, other girls use the newly produced mask, radiant, Yang Sisi uses it, and looks like a little beanie.
Other girls went to the restaurant to eat, the boss added dishes for free, Yang Sisi went, was driven into the corner, smelling the smoke from the kitchen.
In short, Yang Sisi is such a character, her tragic appearance makes her unpopular for anything, and this kind of unpopular story is what many netizens like to see.
Netizens watched Yang Sisi to see her being tortured, and compared with the infinitely unlucky Yang Sisi, her ordinary life became acceptable.
The losers in society can always find some superiority from Yang Sisi, and the rich local tyrants are so happy to see that there are unlucky people like Yang Sisi in the world.
Routines, everything in the Internet celebrity world is actually a routine.
Yang Sisi is not a fool, she doesn't care how others laugh at her, what she cares about is how much the number in her bank account increases every month.
How do those guys who laugh at Yang Sisi every day know that the ugly girl Yang Sisi, who is so miserable that people laugh off her pants, lives in a mansion, carries a brand-name bag when she goes out, and the luxury goods at home are almost gone, and even the little white face that serves her is changed every three days.
Regarding tonight's show, Yang Sisi has already planned it.
She saw a new Origin Alchemy on Amazon, and the advertisement said that as long as she drank this thing called fairy water, the ugly girl could also become a Victoria's Secret supermodel.
Yang Sisi absolutely didn't believe it, and she didn't believe it when she was killed.
With his own dignity, is he still a Victoria's Secret supermodel? It's good to vomit when you see a ghost!
Once, when Yang Sisi had just saved some money, he rushed to the plastic surgery hospital and found the most expensive plastic surgeon, hoping to become more beautiful.
In the final analysis, Yang Sisi is also a woman, and a creature like a woman has always had an almost pathological pursuit of figure and beauty, but anyone who can become a beauty, sell a car, sell a house and sell a child, Yang Sisi will not hesitate to go bankrupt.
But the plastic surgery expert broke a basin of cold water for Yang Sisi on the spot.
Experts euphemistically said that even if a huge amount of money is spent and the most advanced technology is used, Yang Sisi can only be a little more beautiful than in the past.
This damn expert didn't dare to use the word pretty, he said Qingxiu!
What the hell is Qingxiu? I really can't describe it as beautiful, so I will say that others are beautiful!?
Yang Sisi has been desperate since then, her foundation is so bad that she doesn't want to think about beauty, it's better to continue to maintain this dignity, ugly is not terrible, as long as she can be ugly to the point of shocking the world, she can still make money by selling misery and selling ugly.
If Yang Sisi is a little more delicate, his popularity will plummet, and he will be empty of people and money.
This morning, the courier company delivered the first bottle of fairy water to Yang Sisi.
In her opinion, this bottle of expensive genetic medicine that costs 10,000 earth coins is just the subject matter of her vomiting and selling miserably tonight, and in the face of her audience, Yang Sisi can perform how she was deceived and bought this bottle of fairy water.
The Origin Energy Refining Pill bought with all her savings not only failed to make her more beautiful, but became even uglier, and Yang Sisi did not rule out the possibility of crying in front of the audience in exchange for a reward from well-wishers.
In short, in the Internet celebrity industry, everything is a routine, and Yang Sisi can climb to today's position with this dignity, and the routine is very deep.
Syllable~
Yang Sisi opened the bottle containing the fairy water and poured the transparent liquid inside, she didn't forget to record it, so that she would be more convincing when she scolded the fairy water for deceiving her at night.
Soon, Yang Sisi felt a little sleepy, and the power of genetic modification began to take effect in her body, and the metabolism-accelerating molecules carried by the potion were rapidly improving her skin texture and body shape, and reshaping her body.
"Anyway, there's still time, let's go get some sleep first."
Yang Sisi, who felt sleepy, walked into the bedroom, collapsed on the bed, and fell asleep in a blink of an eye.
It's just that she doesn't know how lucky she is, and the qualifications to buy fairy water are not immediately distributed, but Xiaoyu chose her from hundreds of applicants.
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