Chapter 159: Island Breeze - O_O"...
A big golden tentacle monster hat on his head, a white leotard on his upper body, a pair of leather pants on his lower body that look like black slim jeans without zippers and buttons, a pair of high-heeled black leather boots under his feet, a dark gray cloak on his shoulders, his pale little hands are naturally holding a golden scepter with a notch at the top, a white hair moves with the wind, his right eye is shining with golden light, and the blue flame in his left eye is fluttering, standing on the surface of the sea expressionlessly ignoring the black rock class (flagship-level?) of the incoming enemy. Change) wo-chan is undoubtedly a nightmare for all admirals.
In the game, Wo-chan is revered as the "Black Grim Reaper", and her first impression on the Admiral is definitely "Ah! I'm the king of salted fish! β
The second impression is definitely "Ah! My heavenly aluminum, go all the way! β
The third impression is definitely "Ah! I'm going to end my salted fish career, don't stop me, let me surrender to wo-chan's tentacle PLAY! β
But...... Facing the cold image in front of him and falling to the ground, it looks pitiful, only the ordinary level wo sauce with the concept of moe left, of course the mourning rafters don't feel anything, but the business rafters who share the vision are going to be killed by the moe!
Well...... The meaning of cute killing is to see something very cute and die in a good feeling. The word "cute killing" usually appears in anime, and it has become an Internet term before the end of the day. However, in reality, it is not uncommon to have cases of being killed by cuteness.
For example, there was a real-life case in the candy store of the [Jesco Yokkaichi Hirao] store in Hirao Town, Yokkaichi City, Honko Province, Mie Prefecture.
A 22-year-old man who was shopping was looked at with a girl who came with him with a cute and sad look, and when he heard the girl ask pitifully, "Yes...... Buy me chocolates? Big brother~" After these words, the man screamed wildly, "It's too cute~", and then fell to the ground.
The results of the forensic autopsy confirmed that the cause of death in the man was caused by acute arrhythmia. The paramedics who were present at the time of the incident said: "He collapsed with an expression that was too frightened and too happy." It can be seen that the man died of shock because he was too happy to be called a big brother by the girl.
"No...... It is worthy of the first generation of deep-sea admiral-making machines! It's really ...... Too! Too! Too! It's so cute! β
Looking at the pair of teary aqua blue eyes on Wo Sauce's expressionless delicate little face, Shang Rafter was glad that he was not in control of his body at this time, otherwise there would definitely be another case of being killed in reality. This contrast is cute...... It's simply the ideal hometown of my dreams!
The mourning rafters couldn't help but remind himself of the master personality who was already chasing the "ideal hometown away from the world" in the feelings of cuteness: "Hey, this guy just hung us up and prepared to play tentacle PLAY!" β
"Don't talk about tentacle PLAY, even if you let wo-chan squeak off the aluminum flakes, I'm a million willing!"
All right...... It's unreasonable to fall into a dead house in a state of cuteness.
I couldn't help but complain about my mourning rafters: "Tsk, Sizhai steamed goose heart." β
"Ahh I really don't know how to pity the fragrance and cherish the jade. β
Kurumi also seems to have been cutely found by wo sauce.,Of course, this black-bellied elf girl is more likely to be deliberately looking for a zombie who doesn't understand the amorous feelings.γ
After taking back the shoulder blades that were a little out of place after overexerting too much force, the mourning rafters glanced at wo-chan, who hadn't gotten up from the ground for a long time because he was top-heavy, and casually replied to Masan: "Hey, who let this guy nest in the door and not come out, and still want to play tentacle PLAY." β
The second personality of the zombie created based on the zombie is inhumane, and for him, there is only meat that can be eaten and meat that cannot be eaten, so this zombie who has no even human nature directly threw aside the wo sauce that can kill the business rafters after speaking, walked to the construction machine by himself, and started the second gambling ship today.
"Hey! You're a bit too much, isn't it? A handful of Fu wo sauce, the soul is light! β
The merchant rafters in the sea of consciousness were furious. Cute girl, you just turn a blind eye, just ignore the people who fall to the ground, ignore them, and don't help them, is it really good?
"Huh? Why should I support a defective product who dares to attack my own admiral? It's just a product of the failure of a big building. β
Well...... Expecting zombies to have the same thinking circuit as normal humans is a circle nine.
After casually replying to Shang Rafter, the mourning rafter clicked the confirmation button.
"You should go to a small black house for labor and management to stay for a few days and reflect!"
Shang Rafter, who was almost killed by the mourning rafters' answer, was furious and used the privilege of the master's personality to directly squeeze the mourning rafters off the line, and blocked all kinds of protests from the mourning rafters.
βwoοΌβ
Whether it is a ship girl or a deep-sea habitat ship, she is very sensitive to the aura of her admiral, and wo chan, who struggled to get up, looked at the human in front of him with a greatly changed temperament and was completely confused. The tentacle that had been scratched and bitten by the mourning rafters reached over cautiously and gently poked the merchant rafters who were throbbing in pain.
it! it! it! Labor and management meowed and forgot about this stubble again! Although it still hurts, this time it seems to be much better than before, at least it is not completely paralyzed, and there is still a little mobility.
Hiss~ I don't know if mental power communication is useful for wo-chan.
Shang Rafter: (wo-chan?) οΌ
wo-chan: (wo??? οΌ
Hehehe...... Am I really naΓ―ve?
Shang Rafter was teary-eyed.
"Admiral, are you alright?"
Asked worriedly, Kurumi hurriedly stepped forward to support the two trembling rafters, who looked like they might hit the street at any time.
"I'm fine, you go and help wo sauce, this poor girl is top-heavy and hasn't gotten up yet."
Gritting his teeth and enduring the pain, Shang Rafter reached out tremblingly and touched the tentacles of wo-chan who was gently poking his waist and eyes, and asked Kurumi to go and help wo-chan who was cute and bloody on his face first.
(Shimakaze-chan, can you receive it?) I'm the Admiral, please answer when you receive it. )
Because the empty mother level can only pronounce the "wo" and can't speak, Shang Rafter thinks it's better to find the only ship girl who may understand the "foreign language" of wo sauce as a translator, otherwise how can I ask wo sauce later Why did he hide in the door and not come out, and attack the crazy three and the mourning rafters with tentacles? (wo-chan: "wo~" island wind: "oh~")
"Shimakaze-chan, what's wrong with you? Where is it uncomfortable? β
Shimafu, who was going to live in a room with the fantasy, was staying in the bedroom of the fantasy, listening to the fantasy talk about the funeral rafters, and was startled by the sudden spiritual power communication. The fantasy of discovering the strange wind of the island was also taken aback.
The Admiral's voice suddenly spoke in my head. It's a bit like our ship's mother uses the ship's communication equipment to communicate. But the communication component obviously can't be used, right? Why does the Admiral have a working communication component? β
Patting his head, Daofeng told him about the situation he had encountered.
"Oh, that's Lord Admiral's psychic communication, it seems to have a similar effect to our communication component, right? By the way, Admiral Shimakaze-chan should have something to look for you, right? Reply to the Admiral. β
Utopian explained to Shimakaze the new abilities of his own admiral.
Nodding, Shimafeng replied to Shang Rafter in the way he replied when he tried to use the communication component: (Oh!) Is it really the Admiral? Can I receive, is there anything going on with the Admiral? )
Shang Rafter was in a hurry: (Island Wind Sauce, please hurry up and build a factory to make a cameo translation!) )
Island Wind: "......"
Looking at Dao Feng's bewildered expression, he asked cautiously, "Did Lord Admiral say something about it?" β
"Sister Fantasy, the Admiral asked me to be a translator......"
When Shimakaze said this, he had this expression on his face-O_O "...