Chapter 369: Two Pigs Fight
"What do you mean by telling me this, let me accompany you to the West Heaven to learn scriptures?" Xu Shilin raised his eyebrows;
"No, let the Taoist friends go to learn the scriptures, but they underestimate the Taoist friends, let the Taoist friends be the backers, the people who learn the scriptures have already been determined, the old monk I can't shoot at will, if the strength is not enough, please also ask the Taoist friends to help. ”
"What's so hard about that!"
"Of the three Tang worlds, Guanyin has already taken two, why didn't he come here?"
"The monk is here, she doesn't dare to come!"
...... In Gaojiazhuang, a wide wooden gate was opened again. A man and a woman appeared outside the gate!
A man and a woman, both dressed in linen. It's just that now the two of them are a little embarrassed, and both of them are carrying a package behind their backs.
It looked like a fugile.
The man's eyebrows were a little strange, and he stood in place panting, holding a Daoist ordinary Dao sword in his hand. Behind him, an ordinary-looking woman was also carrying a Dao sword, and her two hands were stretched out in the man's arms!
She looks like a bird, and the woman has a happy smile on her face!
The man pretended to be majestic and glanced around, and the rhythm of his breathing slowly dropped to the normal level.
As soon as he entered, the door closed automatically, and the man was shocked.
"For ...... Miscellaneous...... What...... Not...... Yes...... People ?!!!"
"Then we can be alone!"
Behind her, the woman's eyes were almost starry, and she didn't know when she had put her hands together in front of her chest, and the words of intoxication followed.
"Senior brother, don't be afraid!
"Senior sister, calm down!"
"Looking at you, how can I calm down?" said the woman seductively;
"Then don't look at it!" said the man coldly;
"Nasty!" the woman smiled shyly, hugging the man tightly. Putting his head on the man's shoulder, he slowly walked down the platform and into the hall.
A middle-aged uncle with two pinches of mustache and a puff fan in his hand suddenly jumped out of the shadows. As soon as he saw the two of them, a bright smile suddenly appeared on the middle-aged uncle's face, and he bent over and said to the two of them;
"Welcome, welcome, welcome two big men to our Gaojiazhuang!"
After speaking, the uncle swayed and motioned for the two to follow him, and briefly talked about Gaojiazhuang as he walked.
"Hehe, two please, two of you are really good at picking the time, it's not time yet, there aren't many people. It's just that there will be more people in a while!"
While listening to the middle-aged uncle's Jian Shao, the two observed the layout of Gaojiazhuang.
In a few moments, the three of them came to the very center, and in front of them, there was a large semicircular wall, and moreover, there was a burst of it
of fragrance and heat. As soon as the woman smelled the aroma, she happily took the man's hand.
"By the way, I would like to introduce you to the two of you, the treasure of our store!"
After saying that, the uncle asked the two of them to wait in place for a while, and then he came to a wooden mechanism, and his hands began to work hard.
"Look, this is our famous roast pig !! that is freshly slaughtered every day"
With that, the semicircular wall was opened. Then, the scene inside was slowly revealed!
In the midst of the raging flames, pigs are hung upside down and left to roast in the flames!
The senior brother took the younger sister's hand and found a place to sit down. It didn't take long for the two-bearded little er who had just disappeared to carry a bowl of fat pork.
"This pork is refreshing, smooth and tender when you first eat it. When chewed, the meat is juicy and full of taste. After the belly, the aftertaste is long! How can there be such delicious pork?"
The man also circled his head, "Yes, and this arrangement is also very distinctive! The candlestick on the opposite side is also very beautiful!"
Hearing the man's words, the woman looked at the man deeply!
"However, it's not as handsome as my brother!"
"Why do you care so much about my face? Are you so superficial?" said the man coldly;
"What girl doesn't like handsome guys......!
"There is a saying that pigs don't know how ugly people are, and horses don't know how long their faces are. is obviously dying, but there is still interest in talking about love here. A faint voice sounded in his ears.
The man and woman turned around abruptly, only to see a man in a green shirt sitting on a table next to him, very handsome, and his bearing was peerless, like an immortal, holding a wine jar, drinking himself.
"It's perfect!" The woman's eyes suddenly lit up and her cheeks turned red.
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"Who dare you talk nonsense here!" the man pointed at Xu Shilin and shouted;
Squeak
The door opened suddenly, and a big man with a fat head and big ears pushed open the door and walked into the store.
"My old pig has something to do, look for the store here, no one else, please retreat!" After the fat-headed and big-eared man sat down, he shouted; "Boss, my old pig is here, and it's not good to serve wine and meat!"
"Who are you, shouting here? The man in the cloth frowned, he couldn't eat a meal, and there was another stupid man who was screaming.
The fat-headed and big-eared man glanced at the pair of wild mandarin ducks, "How can you participate in the affairs here, don't you leave quickly." ”
"Cut, fat head and big ears, pig-like appearance, it's disgusting to look at. The woman's eyes lit up, and I looked at Xu Shilin, "Childe, the roast pig here tastes beautiful, Childe, why don't you come and taste it together."
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"What a treasure land, ruined by two filthy men, junior sister, let's go. "The man saw that the situation was not right, and the junior sister was a nymphomaniac again. Immediately got up, grabbed the arm of the junior sister and was about to leave.
"Childe, why don't you come and sit, people still have a lot to ask you!" said the junior sister with a smile;
"Senior sister, if you don't go with me obediently, otherwise, I won't let you see my perfect face anymore. The senior brother glared, looked at the senior sister, and said coldly;
"True or not, I thank you so much......"
"Noise!" the fat-headed and big-eared man shouted, and the powerful sound wave directly shook the senior brother and sister. Looking at the door, he said coldly, "Why don't the stores dare to come out?"
As he spoke, his big hand flipped over, and the stone table in front of him flew up directly and smashed towards the back of the door.
rumble
The stone door shattered, and a white-shirted oil-faced student appeared in the hall with a smile on his face.
"Dead monster, you don't care about killing people and doing evil here, but you shouldn't pretend to be in my name to kill people and sell meat, my old pig's reputation is about to be lost to you!" The fat-headed and big-eared man shouted; "Today, my old pig will do the right thing for heaven! With that, he shook his hands, and a nine-toothed nail rake suddenly appeared in his hand.
The smile on the oily face of the oily little pig remained unchanged, and his figure flashed, appearing next to the candlestick, and pulling the candlestick, revealing a rescue nail rake.
Compared with two nail rakes, it is obvious that one is more suitable for plowing the ground and the other is more suitable for killing.
"I don't even look like a nail rake that you imitate, and you dare to take the name of my old pig!" "Seeing the weapon in the hand of this monster, the fat-headed and big-eared pig Gangguan suddenly became angry; ”
Boom! The fat-headed and big-eared pig was full of qi and blood, and suddenly a majestic demonic aura rushed into the sky, and the nine-toothed nail rake in his hand shone with a brilliant light, and the momentum around his body was like that of a god descending from heaven.
The pair of wild mandarin ducks only felt endless depression coming, and the endless blood vapor was steaming like a big sunset emitting infinite light and heat in the hall.
rumble
The demon pig had almost no power to resist, and was directly slapped by a rake, and its body flew upside down, turning into a long black fanged wild boar, which was embedded in the mountain wall in the roar.
"With your slight ability, you dare to take the name of an old pig? Who gave you the guts?" The fat-headed and big-eared pig just smiled, smiled coldly, and hit the nail rake in his hand to the ground, and suddenly a strong wave swept directly across the Quartet, and the wild boar that was struggling in the wall was directly shocked by this fluctuation.
With fangs, he pounced on the fat-headed, big-eared pig Gangguana.
"Incompetent and stupid! You deserve to be called a pig Gangguana? Not even as good as my old pig's pig hair." The fat-headed big-eared pig just snorted coldly, and the nail rake in his hand smashed it directly.
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