Uh, Yu Qianer?

Why does this name sound so familiar, where do you seem to have heard it?

Oh, wrong, it's a string......

I subconsciously took a few steps back, looked at the old dwarf man sleeping on the ground with a frightened face, and found that he slowly opened his eyes, and then looked like a zombie, without even bending over, and stood up directly.

He looked at me impatiently, and said angrily: "Your mother, I put up a sign outside, which reads, 'Yu Qianer is here for a visit, idlers are exempted', didn't you see it?" ”

Me: "Uh...... Didn't see it. ”

He stretched his waist, glanced at me, saw the clothes on my body, was stunned at first, and then suddenly smiled, and said Boy, what age is it outside?

I hesitated a little and said this, senior, I also just came to your place, and I am not very familiar with your calculation of the year......

Yu Qianer rolled his eyes and said I wiped your sister's, I said that the place you came from is the place we came from, what is the situation now? I remember when I came in, the Japanese had just surrendered, and He Yingqin went to talk about the verdict, damn, at that time I was thinking, how good it would be if Boss Qu could live to that day - I'm sorry, I'm sad again, hurry up and say, what age is outside?

Belch?

From the other party's mouth, I finally understood one thing after another, that is, the dwarf old man in front of me, like me, came in from outside.

But unlike me, he's here, I don't know how many years.

Wait, think about it, he came in in 1945, and at three times the flow rate here, it's been almost seventy years outside, hasn't he been here for more than two hundred years?

Oh my God, what kind of old monster is this?

My face was cloudy, and the old dwarf man finally got impatient, rushed to me, and with a wave of my hand, I suddenly felt my legs tighten, and looked down, but I didn't know when, my legs were actually tightly entangled by countless tough vines, so that I could not move.

Seeing that the other party was about to make a ruthless move, I hurriedly waved my hand and said, "Wait, wait...... Something to say, I came in seventy years after you. ”

Yu Qianer's eyes widened, and he said with a shocked expression: "I'm rubbing, it's been so long?" Wait, Rong I'll do the math, seventy years outside, wouldn't I be here...... One hundred, uh, no, one hundred and fifteen? Still not right, seventy times three, how much is it? ”

I said with a blank face, "Two hundred and one." ”

Syllable!

Yu Qianer slapped his palms suddenly, and said yes, it's two hundred and one, young man, you can actually calculate such a complex problem at once, it's very good, have you studied in middle school?

My face is completely black - uncle, three-seven-twenty-one, how can such a simple arithmetic problem be called complicated?

How can you make those students who have a headache with calculus and probability statistics all day long?

Belch......

In the end, I didn't say anything, but said flatteringly: "You are really a hundred years old, huh?" ”

Yu Qianer stretched his waist and said that you are cursing me, let me tell you the truth, the environment, air and elemental composition of this place are completely different from our pimples, as long as you don't die, you can live one or two hundred years casually, just like playing. But to be honest, it's been a long time since I've seen anyone from my hometown, and the last time I saw it, it was a little girl......

My heart moved, and I said that if I guessed correctly, she should be surnamed Luo.

Yu Qianer was stunned for a moment and said How do you know?

I said that her name is Luo Feiyu, and she is the granddaughter of Wang Xinjian, the left envoy of the Heavenly King, right?

Yu Qianer's eyes widened, and he said, your kid Di Renjie was reincarnated?

I smiled wryly and said that she had sent it here.

Yu Qianer laughed and said Ouch, I knew she wouldn't lie to me, the little girl was so trustworthy, she actually found someone to come over, by the way, did you bring anything?

I was stunned, what's the matter, Luo Feiyu still has an agreement with the old man?

What conventions?

Why didn't she mention a word to me?

Uh, it is estimated that Luo Feiyu has long forgotten about this old man, so he is like this, and he doesn't say a word - thinking of this, I can't wait to slap myself twice, it's okay for me to climb what does it matter, it's self-defeating, isn't it?

I smiled bitterly and said, "Senior, I came here this time, it's a little messy, there are a lot of things, it's a little confused, what did Luo Feiyu promise you?" ”

When Yu Qianer heard this, he glared at me and said, "Boy, you won't tell me that Wang Zengyugong didn't bring it that day, right?" ”

Heavenly King Increases Jade Gong?

I shook my head with a wry smile and said I'm sorry, senior, I really haven't heard of any Heavenly King Zengyu Gong, and I haven't been entrusted to bring it to you - in fact, I don't know Luo Feiyu very well, and I have met twice......

Yes!

Yu Qianer roared angrily, raised his fist angrily, and scolded loudly: "Bage Yalu, Niang Xipi, I think it's impossible, that day Wang Zengyugong was her grandfather's housekeeping method, how could he give it to me casually?" It's really stupid for Lao Tzu to believe in her stupidly, and to help her go to the depths of the valley to find elixir...... Stupidity! ”

He jumped around like a child, scolding, seeing his excited expression, my heart was worried, for fear that he would attack me, and hurriedly said: "Senior, I, I ......"

Yu Qianer turned his head abruptly, stared at me for a long time, and then said, "How did you get here?" ”

I said cautiously: "She told me that she could become strong when she came here, so I came over - senior, I really don't know her well, I have only met twice......"

Just when I thought that the other party was about to turn his face, I didn't expect Yu Qianer to pat my thigh, with an enthusiastic look, and said: "Alas, I knew that you were also a poor worm who was deceived by others." Damn, when I see your unlucky appearance, I don't feel wronged, the little girl is clever, and she cheats when she sees people - tell me, do you like that little girl? ”

When he slapped me on the leg, the vines that bound me had subsided, and I was taken deep into the hollow of the tree by him.

I don't know what this old man wants to do, so I can only carefully answer his question, saying this, I have someone I like.

Yu Qianer said curiously, "Really? I have some wine there, made by monkeys, they call it monkey wine, it's not sour, but it's not too hard to drink. Let's go, it's rare to meet fellow countrymen, let's have two drinks. ”

When I saw him so enthusiastic, I became more and more apprehensive, thinking that this person wouldn't be trying to stun me and dismantle me, right?

However, seeing the other party's cultivation, it was definitely pressing me properly, and I didn't dare to think about it at all, so I had to go over hard.

I followed Yu Qianer all the way, bypassing the improvised tree ladder and coming to a hollowed-out room.

The room was very clean, and there was an extra window to see what was outside, and the furniture inside was very simple, a bed, and a few small tables, which looked very exquisite.

Yu Qianer asked me to sit on the futon and go to the corner to get wine.

My heart moved, and I took out two bottles of Red Star Erguotou from the Qiankun bag, which is the limited liquor in my Qiankun bag, 52 degrees, I stuffed it inside, thinking that it could be used as alcohol disinfection when it was urgent.

I placed it on the table, Yu Qianer came over with a rough jar, and when I saw the second pot head of the transparent bottle on the table, my eyes immediately lit up.

He set his jar aside and asked me, "Baijiu?" ”

I nodded and said honor to your old man.

He looked left and right and said I didn't see what you were wearing just now, how did you conjure it up?

I didn't want to talk about the Qiankun bag, I just smiled, and said that they are all craftsmen, and there must be some means, don't you say?

Yu Qianer didn't care anymore, but unscrewed the cap of the bottle, sniffed hard, and couldn't help but praise loudly: "I rub it, this is the real wine, my side is urine ...... at all."

I saw his greedy look and said, "Why don't you try it for you?" ”

He shook his head and said no, except for Luo Eighteen, no one in this world can poison me......

After that, he set the two coarse porcelain bowls on the table, poured them full for himself, and poured them for me, but hesitated, I saw his thoughts, and hurriedly stopped, saying goodbye, the younger generation will not drink, but I have a little idea about your monkey wine.

He unceremoniously pushed the jar in front of me, saying that although this wine tastes bad, I have put a lot of good things in it, which is very supplemental, and you can drink more if you like.

I filled my bowl and found that the wine was cloudy and slightly red, and when I smelled it, it was sweet and sour.

The other party has a thousand ways to harm me, so as not to poison the wine.

Besides, even if it is poisonous, I have a blood gathering Gu, and I won't be afraid.

So without any hesitation, I raised my glass and said to the old man: "Senior, Lu Yan has just arrived, I would like to give you a drink." ”

I drank it all in one gulp, and I felt that this wine was a bit like mash sweet wine, but there was still a momentum in my throat, which was actually quite delicious, and Yu Qianer saw that I was so bold, and he was also interested, laughed, drank a big sip of white wine, and inhaled so spicy.

He was reluctant to drink it dry, took small sips, and then asked me about the changes in the outside world.

I explained to him in every detail, talking about the War of Liberation, about New China, groping in confusion, reform and opening up, the Olympic Games, and talking about the Chinese...... standing in the forest of nations

I said a lot, Yu Qianer drank it one by one, patted his legs and laughed, saying that you kid knows more than the girl surnamed Luo, and knows everything.

I smiled and said that I was just an ordinary person, a child of the new society under the red flag......

Yu Qianer drank the last sip of wine in the bowl, and suddenly, his face changed, becoming a little cold.