I don't know what kind of laxative Xue Xiaoqi gave this kid, the mouse he pulled was yellow and thin, his face was as pale as paper, he didn't even take off his pants just now, so he pulled the crotch of his pants, although the pants were untied at this time, he squatted in the yard barefoot and didn't dare to move the nest, as long as he stood up, he would definitely be a thousand miles away, the fart was very smelly, and the he pulled was even more smelly, making people want to vomit, it was like this, this kid didn't forget to please this thousand-handed Buddha and sue us for the black state.

As soon as that stinky fart was released, the yard suddenly stinked, Xue Xiaoqi and I closed our mouths and noses, not daring to breathe, not only us, but the four men also had a look of disgust, and they all covered their noses with their hands.

The Thousand-Handed Buddha originally wanted to pretend to be a mystery with us and play the role of a master in the world, but he was also dizzy from the stinky farts of the rats, and said with a disgusted face: "You pickled thing, can't you find a pit for, squatting here to exhibit?" Hurry up and get out of the way for me, bring the outsiders here, and I'll clean you up later! ”

The mouse said with an aggrieved face: "Buddha...... It's not that they brought them here on purpose, it's that they want to break off ten of my fingers, and they also drugged me, and I'm like this now, and they all hurt me......"

"You're going to die for me, it's so stinky, if you don't get out, I'll kill you first!" The thousand-armed Buddha said angrily while covering his nose.

"Hey...... I'm going to get out of ......."

The mouse hurriedly half-squatted and lifted his pants, and as soon as he took a step, it was another stinky fart, and then a stream of yellow soup squirted out, and the whole yard was even more smelly.

The smell made me unable to open my eyes.

Xue Xiaoqi, Xue Xiaoqi, why are you so bad?

Isn't this harmful to others and not to oneself, what kind of laxative is this? The effect of the medicine is too invincible, and if it is pulled like this, it is estimated that there is no one left.

Because he was afraid that the thousand-handed Buddha would get angry, even if the mouse was like this, he walked and farted, and sprayed yellow soup as soon as he walked, and moved to the vicinity of the latrine, a short distance of seven or eight steps, and when he arrived near the latrine, the mouse finally collapsed completely, and fell to the ground without lifting his pants.

This kid's lethality is too great, like a poisonous gas bomb, the smoker is dizzy, his eyes are full of gold stars, Xue Xiaoqi couldn't stand it anymore, took out a small bottle and put it in front of his nose and took a deep breath, and then handed it to my nose, I also took a deep breath, and suddenly felt a fragrance in my nose, and the stench could no longer be smelled.

However, the Thousand-Handed Buddha and his four subordinates were not lightly smoked, constantly fanning their noses with their hands, and some people retched for a while.

The thousand-armed Buddha was even more exaggerated, went back to the house and took out a fan, kept fanning, and then he breathed a sigh of relief and asked: "Yes, I am the Thousand-Handed Buddha, seeing that you two are not ordinary people, why do you want to hurt my people and break into my courtyard?" The old man's place is not something that anyone can come to if they want to, and anyone who wants to leave can leave. ”

"Since you are the Buddha of the Thousand Hands, then let's open the skylight and say something, when my brother and I were at the bus station today, did you steal our things? Hurry up and take it out, we're all very busy, no one should delay anyone's time, you give us back the things, let's shoot and scatter, the road is facing the sky, each going to the side, how about it? I got straight to the point.

The thousand-armed Buddha still fanned the fan and said, "Which eye did you see that the old man stole your things, did you grab my wrist, or did you see me stealing you, is there any evidence?" If not, don't talk nonsense, the old man is a law-abiding citizen. ”

"Are you still a law-abiding citizen? Others don't know, we can't see what you're doing, hurry up and hand over the things, we will leave immediately, never trouble you, don't tear your face, none of us are good-looking! Xue Xiaoqi raised the scale pole and pointed to the thousand-handed Buddha and said.

The thousand-armed Buddha snorted coldly, and said unhappily: "You two boys who don't have any hair, dare to speak like this to an elder, there are no rules at all, if you are good to say good things, beg the old man, the old man may return it to you, since you are so arrogant, then the old man will not give it back, what can you do with the old man?" ”

"You!" Xue Xiaoqi said angrily, his eyes immediately became cold, and he gritted his teeth and said: "Okay, don't give it now, when you ask me, don't regret it then!" ”

"Don't know who asks whom? Boys, beat these two rampant boys to death and teach them what the rules are! The thousand-armed Buddha waved his hand, and the four men around us suddenly rushed up again, and we started fighting again.

Since the Thousand-Handed Buddha has admitted that my things are in him, it will be easy to do, but I am afraid that he will not admit it.

After Xue Xiaoqi and I have knocked over these four men, we will go to clean up the old horseman.

When I was fighting with Xue Xiaoqi and those four men, Xue Xiaoqi took the opportunity to give me a look, although the two of us have not known each other for too long, but they both have a very tacit understanding with each other, what he means is whether to make a big move, that is, the hemp boiling and dispersing, quickly solve these four people, and then deal with the thousand-armed Buddha.

Originally, these people, as long as they used the hemp boiling Lingsan, they could be put down immediately, and the reason why we were useless was that we wanted to keep this big move to deal with the thousand-handed Buddha, because once we used the hemp boiling Lingsan in advance, the thousand-handed Buddha would inevitably be alert and would not be hit.

However, the formation practiced by these four men is really a bit difficult, Xue Xiaoqi and I don't want to continue to consume with them, even if we can knock them over, it will definitely take a lot of strength, and we don't have the energy to deal with the thousand-handed Buddha.

Therefore, we need to get rid of these four people as soon as possible, I quickly gave Xue Xiaoqi a look, and almost at the same time, Xue Xiaoqi and I both felt the hemp boiling spirit from our bodies, and splashed it all over the sky towards the two people who were constantly approaching us, and a white mist covered the sky, wrapping several of us.

"What's that?" A man with a knife was rushing towards me, and as soon as he took a step forward, he fell to the ground and stopped moving.

Immediately afterwards, the weapons in the hands of the rest of the people also fell to the ground, and their bodies fell limply.

Don't care how powerful your cultivation is, if you take a sip of hemp and boil your spirit and disperse, you will inevitably fall headlong.