Chapter 12, Uncle, are you Lolicon?
Li Yan opened his wallet, and there was a wallet photo stuffed inside. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 infoIt was a man with glasses, a gentleman and two little girls who were like flowers and jade, and they were carved in white. Needless to say, the man was the corpse that fell to the ground, the two little girls......
"Huh? Are they twins? And what about the other one? Li Yanzheng was puzzled, but the little girl lying on the side woke up in a daze.
"You...... Monster...... It's gone? Father...... Father! ”
When the little girl saw the man lying on the ground, tears flowed down again, and she struggled to crawl to her father's side, scrambling to know what to do with his father's injury.
"Your dad is dead." Li Yan sighed and said heavily.
The little girl sat down as if she had been electrocuted.
Although she is still young, she clearly understands what "death" is.
"Come here, I'll help you take care of the wound on your hand." Li Yan couldn't help but sigh when he saw that the little girl had become stunned.
He took the water out of the package and poured it on the little girl's arm as he gently scrubbed it. Fortunately, it is only a skin wound, and as long as it is not infected, it will heal quickly.
When Li Yan went to clean the little girl's face, she seemed to wake up suddenly, took a few steps back, and shrank to the root of the wall.
"Uncle...... Uncle...... You are...... Is it? She asked in a crisp tone.
"What?" Li Yan was immediately stunned.
Dad said...... There are a lot of lolitcons in society, and they will do some bad things to Shahua! ”
“…… Your father really taught you a lot of useless things......" Li Yan sighed, "Little girl, whether I'm Lolita or not, let's find a way to bury your father first, do you know what I mean?" ”
“…… Yes, Sahua understands! The little girl wiped her face with her hands, and her shining eyes showed a grit of fortitude that did not match her age, and she walked over and pulled at her father's corpse with her small arms.
"You stay aside." Li Yan stopped her, carried his father out of the house, and found a vacant lot in the field. He returned to the house and found a shovel.
"We don't have time to find any feng shui treasures, your father is buried here. See this locust tree? In the future, I will look for this locust tree when sweeping the grave. ”
Regardless of whether the little girl listened to it or not, Li Yan picked up the shovel and dug it up. With his current physical strength, digging a pit will not be exhausting at all.
The little girl's father was buried in the earth, and a stone was used as a tombstone, and the whole process was completed in half an hour.
With his hands folded, Li Yan bowed to the tombstone.
"Dude, you're lucky. There are five billion more unjust souls in the world at once, how many people can have a grave? Bliss, Amitabha. ”
Immediately afterwards, Li Yan actually recited a passage of "Dizang Bodhisattva Sutra", the pronunciation was not bad at all, and the rhythm was not chaotic at all. If you shave your head and put on a robe, it really has a bit of a solemn meaning.
Obviously, Li Madman also had an interest in Buddhist scriptures, and he could recite this "Dizang Bodhisattva Wish Sutra" backwards.
The little girl next to her was stunned by Li Yan's actions, and her initial hostility faded.
"Little girl, tell me now, where is your sister? Could it be that ...... already," Li Yan asked, turning his head.
"Sister...... She...... She's been captured by monsters! Li Yan's question touched the little girl's sadness, and her red eyes moistened again.
"What?" Li Yan jumped up in shock, "Dead girl, why didn't you say such an important thing earlier?" ”
"I ...... I ...... "little girl" and "me" for a long time speechless, and I was about to cry again.
"Okay, okay, I'm afraid of you. You tell me that those monsters really just 'took your sister away'? Instead of ......" Li Yan was embarrassed to say "eat" directly.
"I'm sure! Those monsters didn't kill my sister, they just carried her away. By the way, my dad and I also saw a big cage when we ran away before, and there were a lot of people in that cage! The little girl's mind finally struggled out of the grief of her father's death.
"Cage? Where is it? Li Yan felt more and more unbelievable when he listened.
Whether it's on the radio or what he's seen and heard at the airport these days, those monsters should be pure monsters who only know how to eat people. Although he has a high IQ, he will never have the idea of "storing food".
If what the little girl said was true, then those monsters were far from being as simple as Li Yan imagined.
Suddenly, Li Yan frowned and asked, "Who did you notice in that cage?" I mean, what do they have in common? ”
“…… Well...... Well...... They...... They are all sisters and aunts! The little girl pondered for half a minute before speaking.
"Huh??" Li Yan was immediately "embarrassed". Could it be that those monsters are still "picky eaters"? Do you have to find a beautiful woman to start?
No, even if they prefer to eat the flesh of beautiful women, then there is no need to take them all away?
If he can't figure it out, Li Yan won't want to.
I saw that his eyes became sharp, and there was a smile on the corner of his mouth, which was a sign that Li Madman had entered the "interested" mode.
"Where's the cage? I'll take a look. ”
"In ...... On the road over there. The little girl pointed diagonally to the distance.
"Okay, you follow me, my brother will take you to save my sister." Li Yan originally wanted to leave the little girl behind, but if the monster found it again, it would be a big sin, so it would be better to take it with him directly, no matter how bad it was to run with her, it wouldn't be much heavier.
"Good!" For the first time, the little girl showed a big smile.
"Ride up." Li Yan squatted down and easily carried her on his back.
This time, Li Yan was not ready to fight at all, so he left the iron rod in place and went into battle lightly.
"By the way, I just heard you say that your name is Shahua?" Li Yan remembered something, so he asked.
"No, my surname is Hua, and my full name is Hua Shahua."
"Uh......" Li Yan felt awkward no matter how he heard it, and continued to ask: "Then your sister won't be called Hua Manzhu, right?" ”
"yes? How does Uncle know? ”
Li Yan patted his head, and his heart was like 10,000 grass and mud horses galloping past.
"Manju Sahua" refers to the "other side flower", a beautiful flower with a red body, which often grows near cemeteries. It often appears in various anime, novels, film and television dramas, and often represents the meaning related to death.
And "flower" is a very sassy surname, and the combination of the two is really a bit of a blind dog's eye just by name......
"Your father...... The brain hole is a bit big......" Li Yan once again remembered the brother who had just been buried by him with "I am Ye Liangchen" written on his chest.
This guy ...... Could it be that he is a middle-aged and elderly patient with two diseases?
Suppressing the endless desire to complain in his heart, Li Yan walked a few steps in silence, and then said to Xiao Shahua on his back, "Now let me answer the question you just asked." ”
"Hmm...... Yes? Xiao Shahua obviously didn't react.
"It's the question that asked me if I was Lolita."
"Huh??"
Li Yan gave a thumbs up and made a face full of happiness.
"Before I met my true love Lori, everyone thought they weren't Lolita!"