Chapter 143: Fat Man
Wang Yonghuan and the others woke up and looked, hey, why are there only five people in the 101 dormitory? Where did the rest of the people go? Could it be that it is the same as that flight, which flew away without a trace?
Wang Yonghuan asked Wang Qiang with doubts, "What about Liu Yaowen?" Why didn't this fat man come? Did you go to dinner first? That's too uncollective, isn't it? ”
When Wang Qiang heard this, his face was full of contempt, "Fat Liu, you still eat, I think cooking is about the same." Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 Info Now this fat man is still being punished for standing in a military posture on the playground. ”
As soon as Wang Yonghuan and Li Dachao heard that they were punished for standing in a military posture, their spirits came up immediately. These two stinky boys have always built their own joy on the pain of others.
Li Dachao asked with a smile: "Tell me quickly, talk about it, what's going on?" Why don't you have fun alone? Talk about it (meaning fast). ”
Seeing this, Bai Xiaofeng said to the shorter Li Xiaojun with an exaggerated expression: "Xiaojun, let's talk about it, the fat man was standing next to you at that time." ”
Li Xiaojun saw that everyone asked him to tell him about Liu Yaowen's punishment of standing up, and he didn't shirk it, and slid to the middle of the ground, his posture lit up, and he imitated the hoarse voice of the famous storyteller Shan Tianfang: "This time the book says that Liu Fatzi stealing chickens is not a loss of rice. It is said that after Li Dachao and Liu Di fainted, Wang Yonghuan reacted quickly and sent the fainted two to the school doctor's office. ”
When Liu Yaowen saw the two of them fainting, he frowned and thought about it. I muttered to myself, why don't I pretend to be dizzy, so that I will be carried to the school doctor's room to avoid this hard standing posture training. ”
Thinking of it, I was about to do it, but I heard the fat hero Liu Yaowen screaming and falling to the dust, his eyes were closed, his legs were kicked, and he was about to lose his breath. The two knights next to him, Wang Qiang and Li Xiaojun, looked at it, woohoo, the fat man was hit by a hidden weapon and was going to die. ”
For the sake of brotherhood and classmate righteousness, the two ignored the threat of the hot sun and the warm summer wind, and resolutely stepped forward to treat the fat man. As soon as the two of them screamed with both hands, they wanted to lift the fat man up. ”
But something unfortunate happened, the fat man went crazy and gained weight due to ordinary practice, and he caught up with the weight of an elephant. Wang Li and the two knights competed with their whole strength, but they didn't move. At this time, the head coach of our fifth class of the year, the head of the Tiger Gao Haigao, appeared. ”
"It's really a master's shot, and it's rare in the world. The master looked down at the fat man's ruddy and healthy big fat face, and kicked the fat man awake with a shadowless foot. In this way, the trick of our sad fat man was seen through by the head of the chief coach, Gao Dahai, and he was punished for standing in a military posture for an hour. ”
Listening to Li Xiaojun's colorful commentary, everyone in the room was happy.
Wang Yonghuan smiled and tears were about to come out, wiped the corners of his eyes with his hand and said with a smile: "Liu Yaowen, this big fat man, is simply a pig, and it is too simple to think about this." He didn't want to think that even if he used the trick of pretending to faint, he couldn't faint by himself. You can make anyone faint, but you can't let him faint, that big guy weighs more than 200 catties, who can lift him? It's better for Wang Qiang to faint and let him carry it? ”
"That's it, the fat man is just making trouble, and as soon as he pretends to be dizzy is recognized, none of us dare to pretend to be dizzy, only where to stand up. Or did you and Li Dachao start early, how many sins and hardships do you have to suffer? No, you'll have to treat yourself in the evening, or we'll go and expose the report. Wang Qiang said indignantly.
"It's just, you have to have a treat." As soon as Li Xiaojun heard Wang Qiang's suggestion, he stopped posing in the middle of the school doctor's room to comment on the book. jumped to the side of Wang Yonghuan's "hospital bed" with a jump, and looked like a tiger. Looking at this group of turbulent postures, Wang Yonghuan and Li Dachao's plan to pretend to be stunned annoyed a bunch of gluttonous ghosts.
Seeing the menacing appearance of everyone, Wang Yonghuan felt like a mirror in his heart, it was necessary to treat guests, and he had to use good food to block the mouths of these gluttons.
Wang Yonghuan waved his hand and said magnificently: "No problem, let's add food after dinner, I'll treat you." Not only to add food, but also to wine. ”
Wang Qiang, Li Xiaojun and Bai Xiaofeng shouted happily when they heard that there was not only a meal but also a drink in the evening.
Most of the children on the farm are the descendants of the military, and even if they are not the descendants of the soldiers, they are all involved with the army. For their generation of post-70s, wine has been no stranger since childhood. Whenever the parents push the cups and change the lamps, the children at the table will follow suit.
There is a saying on the farm, "If the son can't drink, then when Lao Tzu is older, can the son remember to buy wine for Lao Tzu to drink?" "Listen, listen, from this sentence, you can see the attitude and preference of the farm's generation towards wine.
Wang Yonghuan glanced at the hospital bed opposite, and the deputy squad leader Liu Di was lying on it, who was almost recovered at this time. Accompanied by friends Zhang Xuemei and Song Yanli, I was about to go back to the dormitory.
Wang Yonghuan saw that everyone was a comrade-in-arms who fainted together, although she was really dizzy and she was fake dizzy, but after all, everyone was a peer of the "dizzy" generation.
So Wang Yonghuan very sincerely invited Liu Di, Zhang Xuemei, and Song Yanli to participate in their dinner party in the evening.
As the deputy squad leader, Liu Di not only studies well, but also looks very beautiful. He is 1.6 meters tall, with a well-proportioned figure, and his white face is often full of smiles, giving people a kind and gentle impression.
To be honest, the teacher appointed Liu Di as the deputy class leader, which was really a bit of a mistake, and her gentle and shy personality was not suitable for managing the class at all.
If you want to choose, you should also choose her friend Song Yanli, Song Yanli is not tall and has a partial body, but she has a pungent personality, and she is like a tomboy. As soon as she spoke, she spoke quickly and powerfully, and the average male classmate was a little afraid of her.
And Zhang Xuemei has a similar personality to Liu Di, with a very small voice, coupled with a gentle appearance of a small jasper, just like a kitten.
Wang Yonghuan smiled and said to Liu Di: "I said, Elder Liu Di, you see that we have experienced the process of fainting together after all, so we can be regarded as comrades-in-arms." You see, we're going to get together in dormitory 101 in the evening. As the initiator, organizer and contributor of the 101 dinner, I would like to invite you, Song Yanli and Zhang Xuemei to participate in the dinner in our 101 dormitory with 12 points of sincerity. Can I participate? ”
When Wang Qiang and Li Xiaojun heard that Wang Yonghuan invited Liu Di, Song Yanli, and Zhang Xuemei to participate in the evening party, their eyes were like wolves, and they all emitted a warm and hopeful light. If they were shedding a little bit at this time, the image of the whole group of big bad wolves would be the big bad wolves.