Chapter 491: Shang Rafter: This script is wrong, right?
PS: uh...... Addicted to war thunder and unable to extricate himself...... Get up in the morning and play a little play to play until now.,I didn't pay attention to the time at all.,Play another game.,It's really a game.,I'll code words after this game...... Really, you have to believe me (look at my sincere little eyes)
Looking at Miss Yamato's increasingly pale face, a certain gentleman admiral thought to himself: If you want to describe Miss Yamato's inner mood at this time in one sentence, then it is undoubtedly the most appropriate "called poi", right?
Dare to look at Admiral Ben with caring eyes...... Huh! Now I'm dumbfounded! I'm scared to pee! Admiral Ben loves to educate young people like you who are too young, too simple in Tucson! It's so cool, don't want it! No wonder there are always so many plots in those novels that pretend to be 13 slaps in the face! It's so enjoyable!
But...... Anyway, didn't the fortress sauce fall asleep, why did Big Sister Harbor come over with Xiaobei? Or what is the situation between the Lion Queen and Rem? I remember that the dean was the only one who promised to come, right?
After the darkness, Shang Rafter suddenly remembered that the number of people seemed to be very different from his own expectations. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info He was a little worried that the arrival of four deep-sea habitat ships would not freak out Miss Yamato. Because whether it's a little north with the size of a young girl, or a fortress with the size of Lori, or a big sister like a harbor battleship, just take out a random one that can press Miss Yamato, who is known as the strongest battleship, to the ground and rub it at will. Even Miss Yamato is of the same level as several of them, unless five teammates are deployed to make them one of the four deep-sea dwelling queens in their group.
Just when a certain gentleman admiral was worried about Miss Yamato's young heart, the fortress Qi Ji had jumped to the ground from the mechanical palm of the F-35C, and the battleship Qi Ji who was rushing all the way with the perch also stopped, and the two triple mounted 460mm railguns and the other 406mm serial secondary cannon on the perch (you read that right, that is, the previous 320mm caliber twin "secondary gun" replaced by the 406mm caliber twin "secondary gun") have entered the state of charging, The eight cannon muzzles that flashed with blue arcs were aimed at Yamato very unfriendly.
"Huha~ Sister Harbor, where is the nest?"
Awakened by the roar of the engine and the angry shouts of the dean, Xiao Bei buried his little head in the milky Lane trench of the big sister of the harbor, and rubbed it in obscurity, and then yawned and rubbed his eyes in a daze.
The big sister of the harbor, who found that Xiaobei was woken up, glared at the cat-eared Lori and the dean in front of her with a resentful gaze. Then he touched his sister's head and coaxed: "It's okay, it's thundering outside, let's continue to sleep in the north." ”
Xiao Bei, who smoked his little nose, seemed to smell a familiar smell, and instantly sobered up, "Sister Harbor is a liar!" I smell the Viceroy Commander! ”
Looking at her sister's bulging cute bun face, Sister Harbor hurriedly began to explain: "North, you listen to me, my sister didn't mean to lie to you, the thing is actually like this......"
Well, for the time being, a certain pair of land-based sisters don't have time to worry about things on the embankment.
However...... In the face of the fortress Suhime who ran quickly on her short legs, as if she wanted to stick to her face, and Yamato, who locked on with a new large-caliber naval gun that seemed to be made in some kind of deep sea, she was not happy at all.
What to do? Is it better to strike first? Wound the brainless charge fortress Qi Ji first and then find a chance to break through?
Taizu once said in "Theory of Practice": Experience must be obtained, but empiricism is absolutely unavoidable.
Miss Yamato, who thought that the deep-sea perch was definitely an enemy, obviously did not believe that the four deep-sea dwellers who appeared in front of her could be his subordinates, as a certain gentleman admiral said. She was still thinking about which deep-sea roost was the most suitable to break through.
It wasn't until a certain cat-eared Lori who began to come into heat as soon as she saw her admiral jumped up and flew over, that she temporarily made up her mind to aim her gun at this good plane, and wanted to play a melee deep-sea habitat ship.
The two main guns confronted the battleship Qi Ji, and one main gun rotated with the parabola formed by the flying action of the fortress Qi Ji to calculate the landing point......
The amount of lead is this...... Huh?!
When the amount of advance was calculated, the muzzle of the cannon was pre-aimed at the fortress, and Yamato on the final landing point of the fortress Qi Ji looked at the man in the position of the main gun in a daze.
If there is nothing to do, he has to face the loli in the town guard, and a certain gentleman admiral is enthusiastic and fluttering, and the moment he sees the fortress Qi Ji jumping, he has already bent his knees slightly, one foot in front and one foot, and the center of gravity of his body sinks into a lunge, and he spreads his arms to prepare for the action, and he is also ready to resist the upcoming impact.
A certain gentleman admiral who is experienced in this kind of technique to meet Lori's flutter caught a certain cat-eared Lori steadily, and he didn't even take a step back, which shows how high his proficiency is. As the oil seller said: only practice makes perfect!
The fortress Qi Ji, who was thrown into the arms of his own admiral, became even more crimson under the "smell of the master" that was already ruddy because of excitement (hair) and emotion.
Rubbing her owner's chest with a smear flushed cheek like a cat, the fortress Qihime, surrounded by a sense of happiness, could even feel the wetness between her legs.
"Ahh
The petite body trembled, and a short moan, and the fortress Qi Ji sighed happily, "The master's embrace is so good" and something like that, and she lay on her stomach and didn't move.
Shang Rafter: "......"
Damn?! What the hell is this?! Are you too hungry or too sensitive?! Isn't it just a hug for you? Wet my clothes!
I felt that the clothes in my lower abdomen instantly became wet, and the black lines on Shang Rafter's face.
How hungry you are! Could it be that when we contacted you, you happened to be in contact with the kneading technique, and then you rushed over in a hurry halfway through, right?! You're so lustful.,Fantasy sauce can't compete with you for the title of the most erotic Lori! Give your colleagues a chance to stay alive? There is competition to have progress, you don't know!
Shang Rafter, who was splashed with sister juice, didn't know what he was complaining about in his heart.
It's like you octopus wrapping around labor...... He's meowing.,If it weren't for the fact that there were too many girls watching.,Labor and management will do you now, H Lori who squirts sister juice in public!
Not to mention for the time being, a gentleman admiral who wanted to take out the single-loading cannon he was born with and had an in-depth exchange with the limp fortress Qi Ji in his arms. Miss Yamato on the side was broken in her heart at the moment, and her three views were shattered.
Why are you so skilled? How many times have you hugged it...... Wrong! Why are you so close to the enemy's deep-sea habitat when you are obviously an admiral! Are you defecting to the enemy? You traitor to humanity!
Reaching out to support the little ass of the fortress Qi Ji, so that she would not fall to the ground because of her weak body at the moment, the corner of Shang Rafter's mouth twitched.
it! Did you burst the levee in the flood? Feed the sister juice that is stained with labor and management!
Shang Rafter, who was destined to change clothes, didn't care if the cuffs were also wet, so he hugged his legs around his waist and wrapped his arms around his neck. ”
“……”
Yamato, who was staring at the other party, didn't know what his expression should be. He was silent for a while before he tentatively asked his own question: "You...... Surrendered? ”
Eh, I'll go! Why is this neon chick so brainless? Isn't it just a few more former enemies among colleagues? So the neon people are too small, don't you know that there is a saying that there is no eternal enemy, only eternal interests? Isn't it normal to fight to die one day and drink and laugh the next day? Is it necessary to make such a fuss?
Well...... Cheekily, by the way, the interests of the ship's mother and the deep sea are all our admirals! (Author: I've never seen such a brazen person!) Let's go together! Flatten him! )
Feeling like your body is being hollowed out...... Ahem, I mean Shang Rafter, who felt so tired, didn't want to explain it himself, and beckoned to the sneaky Lion Queen and Rem in the distance: "Lion, you are the ship's mother, you tell Miss Yamato about the situation of our town guard." I'm afraid that she will let the battleship tell her that she still thinks that I, a traitor who has defected to the enemy, has conspired with the battleship to deceive her. ”
The dean, who had been paying attention to the unknown ship woman beside the admiral, suddenly turned around when he heard his admiral's words, and sure enough, he saw a good friend with an embarrassed face.
"The battleship is so coincidental, did the Admiral ask you to meet on the embankment? Rem said that she was tired of cutting cucumbers, so the concubine accompanied her to walk here. ”
The lion queen, who had been caught following her, laughed dryly and found a lame reason to dump the pot on the innocent little maid. What does a maid do? Isn't it just to block the gun for the master when necessary?
As an excellent maid, Rem consciously took the pot and carried it on his back, "Lord Battleship, I proposed to come to the embankment for a walk!" After a pause, Rem added: "It's definitely not the master who wants to follow you Lord Battleship!" ”
Lion Queen: "......"
Rem, that latter sentence of yours is completely superfluous!
Battleship Suhime, who didn't know much about such troublesome things as human affairs, really thought it was true at first about the lion queen's lame rhetoric, but when she heard Rem's words later, she also came back to her senses. After all, the dean, who is bent on power (Admiral), is just not good at handling human accidents, and she is not Akuya......
Enough for both of you! Lion, lion, I treat you like a sister, and you follow me so distrustfully? Do you think I'm here to eat alone? I'm so blind!
The lion queen and the dean, the two good friends, are really very good, and even the content of slandering each other is almost the same. Alas~ In these years, not only is the boat of friendship overturned, but Ji You's bed is also said to collapse~
The lion queen, who saw the look of indignation in the eyes of the battleship Qi Ji, suddenly felt more and more embarrassed, but the embarrassment is embarrassing, and the things that the admiral asked her to do still have to be done.
Just to avoid this damn embarrassment......
Some of the lion queens who didn't dare to face the good Ji Yu hurriedly ran to the new Yamato's side, and no matter what the other party's reaction was, whether she wanted to or not, she directly dragged her far to the side to explain the situation in the town guard's mansion.
"Rem, please go to my room and help me get a clean set of clothes."
Seeing that Rem was going to follow the lion queen to explain, the rafter hurriedly called out to the little maid.
Rem, who didn't know why the other party was suddenly about to change his clothes, glanced at the business rafter strangely. However, whether it was out of the fact that she didn't want to be caught by a certain gentleman admiral and do some evil things like [beep~] and [beep~] and [beep~], or in line with professionalism, the little maid of the ghost clan stopped very obediently and nodded to the business rafters, "Okay, Mr. Admiral, I'll go now." ”
Rem simply turned around and left, but before he had taken two steps, a certain gentleman's admiral added: "Ah! That's right! If Beizhai is already awake by this time, ask what you are doing with your clothes. You just said that when we were walking on the embankment, our legs were weak and we accidentally fell into the sea. ”
“……”
MDZZ!
With a sentence of contempt for a certain gentleman admiral, Rem quickened his pace.
"Admiral, Admiral! The nest should be hugged too! ”
The big sister of the harbor explained for a long time before coaxing the little north who was a little angry to get up, and the young girl immediately began to compete for a place with a certain cat-eared Lori.
Shang Rafter: "......"
Xiaobei, it's not that I don't want to hug you, it's really that we don't have a spare third hand!
To be reasonable, Shang Rafter didn't dare to put down a certain cat-eared Lori now.
Why? Such a large puddle of water stains is still invisible, if there is no shelter from the fortress sauce...... I'll tell you a joke, the ship's mother and the deep sea vision are superb!
"That'...... The Admiral Admiral, the Wo wants to ride a big horse! ”
Xiao Bei, who ran to Shang Rafter's side, grabbed the corner of his clothes, raised his little head and looked at him pitifully, his big watery eyes were already ready to accumulate tears, and he cried to you if you didn't agree.
However, after pulling the corner of the Admiral's clothes, Xiaobei felt very strange. People haven't cried yet, why are the Admiral's clothes wet? Could it be that Admiral Admiral Ti really fell into the sea? Obviously the pants are not wet?
As a good boy who asks questions if he doesn't understand, Xiaobei immediately raised his questions.
Damn?! It's too late! Has the girl juice of the fortress sauce already seeped into the corners of the clothes?!
Shang Rafter, who silently held a tree in his heart, held a certain culprit who was still pretending to be dead with one hand, and quietly pulled out the corner of the clothes in Xiaobei's hand with his free hand.
"Ahem," then Shang Rafter said solemnly, "The reason why a dress is wet is, of course, because the wind is too strong tonight, and the waves are splashed on it!" ”
"But Admiral, why does the sea only splash your clothes?"
I can't understand how to wet my clothes without wetting my pants, and my big cute eyes are full of curiosity, huh...... If you look closely, there is a little happiness after the prank is successful?
I'll tell you another joke - Little North, who is a big ghost, knows more about certain things that are inappropriate for children than Big Sister Harbor, and this girl has a very smart nose!
Shang Rafter: "......" (To be continued.) )