The text message reads: "At twelve o'clock tonight, the window is open, the eyes are closed, and the table is placed with melons, fruits, peaches and plums, wine, meat and vegetables as tribute!" Also, don't fucking call again! ”

"Oh, I see, this is for us to feed the little ghosts, so that they can be reincarnated on the road, and they will not pester us!" Guan Xiaomeng said weakly. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

"Then why don't you hurry up and go out to buy your belongings and lie on the bed and pretend to be dead?" Su Man said angrily.

"Why don't you go, I'm like this, and you're embarrassed to instruct me?" Guan Xiaomeng retorted to Su Man.

"Come on, rest in peace! I don't worry if you go out, or Su Man, can you not speak loudly, do you want the whole building to know that there is a girl hiding in our dormitory? "I pulled myself together and got ready to go out and buy something. The strange thing is that since it is to worship the little ghosts, why not buy some incense watch coins?

By the time I got my things in order, it was getting dark. I was so sleepy that I wanted to fall asleep on the road.

I took it back to the dormitory in a daze, and Guan Xiaomeng and Su Man were still lying half-dead on the bed and humming. I hugged my phone, and I thought he should send me a message to tell me the details. But I waited until 11 o'clock in the evening and there was no news, and I didn't dare to call to ask, because I was almost blind on my phone.

I had no choice but to brace myself and sort out what I ate and drank and what I knew. I'm starting to regret why I didn't secretly learn Taoism from my grandfather when I was a child.

When I came back from Guangyang Tower, I didn't dare to close my eyes until now. I was so sleepy that I fell asleep in bed before I knew it.

I don't know how long I slept, but I suddenly remembered that I had to get up at twelve o'clock to send the little devil away. So I quickly opened my eyes and sat up, took out my phone and saw that it was 00:26, I began to panic, how could I oversleep? What can I do?

I hurriedly got out of bed, and unexpectedly saw a man eating the sacrifice I had bought. Hey, this meal is full of food and drink, "bar" a mouthful of food, "chirp" a mouthful of wine, the one that eats is called a fragrant.

I was about to interrogate me angrily, but I was grabbed by someone. I looked back and saw that it was Guan Xiaomeng, Guan Xiaomeng covered my mouth, "shhhh---h

"Knife extinguished, you fell asleep just now, and at twelve o'clock we closed our eyes as you commanded. When we opened our eyes, she was eating. This should be the ghost who has been pestering us, and she will leave after eating after a while! Suman whispered in my ear.

I looked at the man's back in disbelief, supposedly there should be no sound when the ghost eats? Why do I look more like a person the more I look at food? However, I was not sure, so I had to wait and see.

About ten minutes later, the man suddenly spoke: "If you are full of wine and food, take a napkin!" ”

The three of us looked at each other, so we must have been cheated. How can there be a ghost who still brings a napkin after eating? This is obviously a person!

Seeing that none of us moved, the man turned his head, crossed his nose and said, "I said I want a napkin, don't you have long ears?" ”

Looking at the person who suddenly faced me, my heart felt as if it had been electrified in an instant. The brain is also short-circuited, and the body is frozen somewhere. Originally, I thought it would be a big man, but who knew it would be a young girl.

I saw her fair skin, which could be broken by blowing, and her delicate facial features exuded classical beauty. Duck egg face, high nose bridge, no powder but still so famous. Tall, fat and thin. If you have more, you will be fat, and if you have less, you will be thin. Even the fine hair on his face looks so charming. It's just that such a delicate body is wrapped in a wide robe, but it still can't hide her beauty. Even if she is a female ghost, I am willing to die in her gentle country.

Guan Xiaomeng looked at me, looked at the beauty again, and said strangely: "Dao Xuan, is it so beautiful?" How do I look average, I'm not as beautiful as Gao Meiya! ”

"You're blind, who's going to compare with you, get out of the way!" I stared intently at the man and said to Guan Xiaomeng absentmindedly.

"Great-grandson, you slept comfortably this night, why don't you hurry up and find a napkin for my grandmother?" The girl grinned mischievously and smiled, and her smile was not tight, but I fell straight in.

"Are you a ghost or a human? Tell you, we're not so easy to mess with, you're full of food and drink, hurry up and reincarnate...... Don't wait for us to find a master to arrest you! Su Man on the side shouted pretentiously.

I hurriedly pushed Su Man and said, "Sister, don't listen to her nonsense, we don't have any masters here!" If you stay, you will share a bed with me, and I will not dislike you! ”

"Fuck off, kill your great-grandson. Dare to go wild in front of your great-grandmother, you are looking for a fight! Tell me quickly, did your grandfather call the knife a thought? The girl walked up to me and pulled me by the ear.

She sat unnoticed just now, but now standing in front of me, she was almost as tall as me. My height is 181, and I think she's at least 173.

"That's great, I like a tall girl like you! However, no matter how beautiful you are, you can't be so rude, just call an old man by his name! I said as I looked at her from top to bottom, it was so beautiful.

I didn't expect that one day I would become so stinky and shameless in front of girls, and even made me forget my own identity.

"Stinky boy, let me ask your grandfather again if he is a knife Yinian!" She asked again.

"Yes, his grandfather just called the knife a thought!" Guan Xiaomeng saw that I didn't say anything right at all, so he reluctantly answered for me.

"Let me introduce myself, my name is Ding Xiaoshang, and everyone calls me Hua Niang. I am your grandfather's uncle, you should call me great-grandmother according to your generation! Ding Xiaoshang said crisply.

"Xiaoshang, are you here to help us exorcise ghosts?" Suman stepped in and said.

"Otherwise, I came all the way and didn't eat, do you think I'm here to visit? Also, you are not allowed to call me by my name in the future, you must call me great-grandmother! Ding Xiaoshang glanced at me and said.

"Xiaoshang, you said to help us exorcise ghosts, do you need me to dedicate yourself?!" I said to Ding Xiaoshang while throwing a wink at Ding Xiaosheng.

"Did you kid go down with your female ghost wife to make a pair of ghost mandarin ducks? Also, don't you know what your net worth is? Ding Xiaoshang looked at me provocatively and said.

Hearing her say this, it was as if a basin of cold water had suddenly been poured on my head. Does she know my body too? I quickly turned my head in embarrassment and stopped talking.

"Great-grandmother, you're tired all the way, come, sit down and rest!" Guan Xiaomeng saw that the atmosphere was so embarrassing, so he hurriedly came up to play the round.

I saw that Ding Xiaoshang looked Guan Xiaomeng up and down, and asked coldly: "How many nights have you been happy with that merry female ghost?" ”