Chapter 20: Stinky Fart Pills
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Although there is no difference between day and night, judging by the hour, it is already late at night.
No matter what world you are in, there are always people who can't sleep late at night.
The Yan family's meeting hall was full of people, the patriarch Yan Tianming and several elders were there, their faces were full of sadness, their eyebrows were tightly locked, and their hearts were heavy.
"That matter has been clarified, a new force has infiltrated into our mustard city, and they forcibly took the ghost vein stone to demonstrate." Yan Tianming said.
The thing he was referring to was the robbery of the ghost vein stones of the three major families. There are two reasons why the upper echelons of the family attach so much importance to it.
First, if someone dares to do something to the three major families within the scope of the control of Mustard City, it is like being slapped in the face, which is a matter of family face, and they cannot stand idly by.
Second, as a common cultivation resource in the underworld, the ghost vein stone is related to the future of the family, and it is a big matter that has to be paid attention to.
"New forces? You're saying that we're not aware of the new forces that have infiltrated our city. ”
"Hmph, snatching people's ghost vein stones is like destroying people's foundations, no matter what force they are, they have to pay a price."
"That's right, this ghost vein stone is a resource that sustains the survival of the entire family, and whoever dares to touch it is our enemy. Dawn, what needs to be done from us, despite the commands. ”
Listening to the discussions of the elders, Yan Tianming never spoke, he was hesitating whether to tell the truth or not.
Yan Su could see at a glance that he had something unspeakable, so he asked, "Tianming, is this matter very tricky?" ”
"This, yes." Yan Tianming nodded and continued: "The enemy who came this time, I'm afraid that the cultivation is still above you. I'm worried about ......"
As soon as these words came out, the faces of several elders immediately became gloomy. They understood what that meant, and they knew what Yan Tianming was worried about.
"Tianming, is the news true?" One of the elders worried.
Yan Tianming nodded and said, "That's right, it's the news from the head of the Feng family, and it has been determined that this force is not weaker than any of our three families." ”
"Oh? So, he's here to grab the turf! ”
"Well, that's what it means to shoot at us. Elders, what I want to say is that this force is menacing, and they do not hesitate to offend the three of us at the same time, so they must rely on something, and we have to guard against it, so as not to capsize in the gutter. Yan Tianming paused and continued: "Our Yan family, the Feng family, and the Liang family have been in this mustard city for hundreds of years. I wonder what the elders think? ”
After hearing this, several people nodded in approval and said: "Tianming is reasonable, the three of us have always hated the same enemy, and we should jointly block the strong enemy." ”
Seeing that everyone agreed, Yan Tianming said: "Since this is the case, I will repair the book, and ask the Feng family and the Liang family to send people to discuss countermeasures." ”
"Don't be so troublesome, I'll go there myself and meet a few old friends. Tianming, you and a few other elders are in charge of the family, waiting for my news. Yan Su got up directly, gave an order, and left.
Backyard, inside the cabin.
Yan Sanjun was seizing the time to cultivate, and he showed his strength during the day, allowing the clansmen to see the brilliance of his body again, which can be described as a shame.
Now, he is in the recovery period and does not dare to relax a little.
The soul power had just finished running for a big week, and he breathed a long sigh of relief, feeling the increasing soul power in his body, and his mood was a lot happier.
"Hey, Yan boy, although it is a good thing to work hard, you must also master a degree. If you practice like this, it will not only hurt your body, but it will also affect your cultivation speed. It's called speed, you can't get there, you know? A voice of vicissitudes sounded and said slowly.
"Yes, Uncle Nine, I know." Yan Sanjun stopped practicing and said respectfully.
"Boy, the medicinal materials I want are still a little short, I will go to the Medicine King Pavilion tomorrow, and by the way, I will get that pure yang grass back." Ninth Uncle Zhan Motong said lightly, as if the Medicine King Pavilion was opened by his family, and he could take whatever he wanted.
Yan Sanjun pursed his lips, "Uncle Jiu, that pure yang grass is too expensive, and I don't have that much money." ”
"Hehe, stinky boy, a few stinky money can trap you, you're too stupid." Uncle Nine scolded with a smile.
Yan Sanjun heard what he said, and he must have another way, so he said, "Please ask Uncle Nine for advice." ”
Zhan Motong was silent for a moment and said, "After you fell into a coma that day, the Medicine King Pavilion sent a lot of medicinal materials, and I can teach you an ancient recipe with a few "stinky fart pills". If you exchange this for that pure yang grass, it should be enough. ”
"Ahh Stinky fart pills? What is that, how come I haven't even heard of it? Yan Sanjun listened to this strange name, and many indecent pictures flashed in the sea of souls.
"Hey, boy, what do you think! There's a lot of stuff you haven't heard of, and although the name of this stinky fart pill is indecent, it's a good thing for ghosts. Uncle Nine explained.
"Oh, so what's it for?" Yan Sanjun asked.
"Stupid, as the name suggests, is used to help ghosts fart."
"Uncle Nine, you're not fighting me, are you! Will anyone want this kind of thing? Yan Sanjun was a little incredulous, and he didn't understand why Uncle Nine wanted to make such a pill that couldn't be put on the table.
"Will anyone want it? Hmph, you little ghost, you dare to question me, it's really uninformed. Uncle Nine snorted and suddenly asked, "Let me ask you, do you fart?" ”
Faced with Uncle Jiu's sudden question, Yan Sanjun couldn't help laughing and said, "Ahahaha, fart, Uncle Jiu, of course I ...... you asked Hey, I'm like, this ......."
Yan Sanjun was stunned for a long time, and suddenly became speechless. Why is he speechless, because he found that he really can't fart. Or, rather, since he became an underworld, he has said goodbye to normal eating, drinking, and lazing, let alone farting.
It's not that he doesn't want to, but he can't. Because he is now an underworld, he is just a wisp of ghostly energy, and he has no real body organs, so he does not need to eat, drink, and Lazar.
"How? There's nothing to say! Uncle Nine smiled proudly and analyzed: "You are a ghost now, you don't eat, drink, pull or urinate, and you don't have any farts to put on at all." ”
"Well, in that case, isn't this stinky fart pill very chicken?" Yan Sanjun asked more and more puzzled.
"Hehe, you don't know this, what my pill helps people expel is not an ordinary fart, but a toxin accumulated in the soul body. Moreover, this fart is not discharged from below, but from above. How, it's amazing! ”