Chapter Thirty-Eight - I'm Drunk Because I'm Lonely

Sitting at the counter of the store all day long, Tang Yuan did not feel so bored. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Because there are really a lot of people who come here, all kinds of identities in various worlds, those who don't know each other, and those who are used to seeing it, which gives him a huge sense of novelty...... He dared to say that he would not be bored for decades or even hundreds of years.

Early in the morning, Tang Yuan was still holding a bowl of instant noodles and sucking it, and before the store door opened, he heard a shout from outside: "Sorry to disturb you...... Anyone? ”

Yo, who's here early in the morning? Tang Yuan put the noodle bowl aside, ran over and opened the door.

Outside the door was a man in a shabby cloak, his beard seemed to have not been taken care of for a long time, although it didn't feel disgusting to look at, but it always discounted his not ugly image, wearing a shabby leather armor, and the most striking place of this person was undoubtedly the cold and shining giant sword behind his back.

"Well, I'm sorry to come here, but ...... Excuse me, sir, where is this place? As soon as the door opened, the man leaned over and asked in a very weak voice, "I was drunk last night, and when I woke up, I found myself in this place...... Because it's so vast, I'm afraid of getting lost outside, so I don't dare to go too far, is there only one house here in this place? ”

"Hmm." Tang Yuan nodded, "Fortunately, you didn't run around, in fact, you can understand this as a space exclusive to me, and I...... I have a shop here, and to put it mildly, I'm probably the king of the world here. ”

"King of the World Eight?" The man was stunned, "Is there such a self-deprecating guy these days?" ”

“…… Ahem, you're funny talking. Tang Yuan opened the door completely, then returned to the counter and continued to suck the noodle bowl, and continued to say, "If you want to buy something, come in and have a look." ”

The man looked into the store and muttered, "...... store?" Then he walked in slowly and began to look at the mess in the store.

After Tang Yuan solved the contents of the bowl, he casually threw the disposable instant noodle bowl into the trash can next to him, tore a piece of paper to wipe his mouth, and gently knocked on the counter and said, "It's your luck to be here, you said you didn't remember anything because you were drunk when you came here?" So look for it on you, is there something that looks like a business card? ”

"Business card?" The man groped around and finally pulled a business card out of his bosom, "Is this it—uh, the grocery store...... Is this it? But does that have anything to do with me coming here? ”

"Of course there is, this business card was randomly given out by me, and who can get this thing depends entirely on character...... And you're lucky enough to get a copy of this thing, and its main function is to teleport the person who got it to my store. ”

Teleportation...... It seems that Your Excellency is not a simple person. ”

"I've won prizes -- speaking of which, I don't know your name after a long time...... Would you like to introduce yourself? My name is Thorn and I'm the boss here. "Tang Yuan has now developed a habit, that is, when facing people with a Western worldview, he uses "Thorn" to introduce himself, and when facing people with an Eastern worldview, he uses Tang Yuan to introduce himself, otherwise those guys from a strange world will think his name is strange.

At least for the most part, but if it's a worldview of the East and the West, then it doesn't matter.

"Thorn...... Well, hello, Mr. Thorn, my name is Forrest Gump, and I'm a guy who doesn't deserve a lot of money. ”

"Ah...... Burst!! Tang Yuan dared to guarantee that he definitely didn't recognize that this guy would actually be Forrest Gump Zuo - it seemed that the clothing and equipment and general appearance did look the same as Forrest Gump, but there were too many people dressed as sloppy wanderers like this, and all the worlds grabbed a lot of them, so he didn't recognize who this person was for a while.

"What's wrong with you?" Forrest Gump saw that this guy was still drinking water, and suddenly squirted out a few meters away along with the water glass, and asked, "Is there anything wrong with my name?" ”

Tang Yuan coughed and waved his hand and said, "No, no problem...... I've heard of the name of one of the Four Sword Saints. ”

Forrest Gump's face darkened when he heard him say this: "One of the Four Sword Saints...... In fact, I don't deserve the name. ”

Seeing his reaction, Tang Yuan could probably understand what was going on—what else could it be? Locke is dead, a guy who can't even protect his own woman, thinking about it, it seems that only the waste like Sakura Manji has the face to live with a smile, and the others are probably like Forrest Gump who lives with a black face all day long...... is like Li Xiaoyao, whose two wives are dead......

Or like Sedum in Zixuan's ending, where Yukimi and Nightshade are both dead...... (The so-called Zixuan ending is just living next door to her, and because the final picture is Sedum and Chonglou going to drink together, the backs of the two walking in the sunset are forever frozen in my heart...... I was very impressed, so I called this Zixuan ending "Chonglou ending" 2333)

"What's that...... Why are you wandering? Forrest Gump looked at Tang Yuan's out-of-focus eyes and knocked lightly on the counter - this counter is really miserable, and it is knocked around all day long.

"Huh? Oooh! I didn't get distracted, I just thought about something...... Sure enough, Chonglou is true love. Tang Yuan rubbed his face and returned to normal.

"Who is Chonglou?" Forrest Gump looked dazed.

"That's not important...... Tang Yuan waved his hand, and then leaned on the counter, "What do you want to buy?" You're the first customer of the day, and I'll give you a 20% discount. ”

"Shopping?" Forrest Gump looked around again, "Since it claims to sell everything...... Do you sell alcohol here? ”

Tang Yuan slammed the counter: "Wine?" Yes! Do you want beer or white? There are red ones, but they are a bit expensive. ”

Although Forrest Gump Zuo is from another world, he is also an old wine worm for many years, and he can still understand the white of this beer, but he feels that this name is very interesting, and he took it out in his arms at the moment, and took out a few silver coins: "Beer, all for ...... Which is cheaper, the more the merrier. ”

“…… Okay, the cheapest. Tang Yuan took out a piece of beer from the counter and smashed it on the counter - I don't know where it came from, and there was not even a label on the bottle...... In fact, private sake is allowed in China, and it is an old tradition to bring home-brewed sake to guests, but if you sell it, you have to go through formalities.

Forrest Gump took one out of the beer crate, and without looking at it, he reached out and pulled out the top gland...... opened the beer bottle like this, Tang Yuan said that it was the first time he had seen it, and he had to say that this guy was indeed a fierce man.

Then the sword master who had died of his wife picked up the bottle and blew it in one gulp...... Seeing that Tang Yuan felt that his cheeks hurt like a pinprick.

The older single sword master blew several bottles in a row, his face did not change, and he reached out in his arms for a long time, but he didn't take out anything, he frowned and put his whole hand into his coat, and finally took out a gold coin and smashed it on the counter: "It's all changed." ”

Big brother, have you been drinking like this for so many years? Even if you don't die, your strength has not been affected at all, which is really powerful...... Tang Yuan thought so, collected the gold coins, and brought out a bunch of beer.

So much wine can drown people, and I don't know how this guy will have to drink it.

[To be continued]