Chapter 18: Upper Body
After a few mischievous boys finished their homework, they wandered around, and walked under a big tree, and saw a few black little finger-sized fruits on the grass, and one boy asked, "Look, what is this?" ”
Another boy stepped forward and said disdainfully: "Cut, I don't know, it's terrible, I went back to the countryside to eat it a few years ago, this is called mulberry." Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info" said, picked up a few grains on the ground and stuffed them into his mouth, and the next moment his face was not quite right.
An old lady drove the sheep by and chuckled, "Young man, mulberries are not like this, the one you eat is a ball of sheep dung." ”
In a burst of laughter, the boy grabbed his throat and threw up.
When it was time for lunch, the boys were still restless, so they had to catch a few fish by themselves, so they ran barefoot to a stream not far away.
The stream was quite clear, and you could see the pebbles below, and a few boys didn't catch a fish, but they caught a white shirt, and I don't know who took the head, and a few people threw the white shirt into a ball.
During the chase, several boys ran back to the camp, and at this time, a scene occurred that stunned everyone.
The white shirt that had been wrapped into a ball flew in the air, and the wrapped sleeves loosened, and suddenly the white shirt spread out in the air, looking like it was hanging in the air.
The unfolded white shirt has too much wind resistance, and it can't fly anymore, and it floats down leisurely, and it just happens to cover Li Mingcai, who is squatting on the ground to clean up things, Li Mingcai is full of excitement, and he hurriedly ripped off the white shirt on his body and threw it aside, his face was not very good-looking, and when he saw this, the boys slipped away with interest.
Lunch was solved very easily, and everyone returned to the halfway point of the mountain to sketch, and Zhang Guan, who was bored with scribbling, squinted at Li Mingcai standing up expressionlessly and walking to the side.
looked over with some confusion and found that Li Mingcai was walking farther and farther, and he was almost out of sight, Zhang Guan had a bad premonition and hurriedly followed.
Sure enough, Li Mingcai stopped on the edge of the cliff, looking at his blank eyes, as if he had been put on his body, Zhang Guan blamed himself for not noticing before, there was a problem when the white shirt was put on Li Mingcai's body, and Li Mingcai had just changed his soul, and now he is the weakest, and it is easiest for some lonely souls and wild ghosts to take advantage of the void.
Seeing that Li Mingcai was about to step into the cliff, he didn't have time to think too much, Zhang Guan pounced on him, threw Li Mingcai to the ground, and pressed him down.
Li Mingcai, who was originally blank in his eyes and expressionless, suddenly turned hideous, staring at Zhang Guan with red eyes, grinning his teeth, and Zhang Guan's heart was beating in shock.
"Little ghosts, come out and see, what the hell is going on, is it being put on the body?" Zhang Guan patted the hidden pubic pouch on his waist.
Then the little ghosts held their chins, stared at Li Mingcai, who was struggling under Zhang Guan's crotch, and said with a strange face: "Brother Guan, what are you going to do?" ”
"Forehead......" Zhang Guan was speechless for a while, and when he wanted to explain something, the little ghost chuckled: "Just kidding, it's obvious that this little girl has been put on the body." ”
"What then?" Zhang Guan looked at Li Mingcai, who was hideous for a while and painful for a while, with some worry.
"You're not a Taoist, what else can you do? All you have is child pee. The little ghost looked at Zhang Guan playfully and said.
"Damn, what's the matter, my boy's urine can only exorcise ghosts, and it can't ...... No, if I pee on her, will it ......" Zhang Guan pondered with a cloudy face.
"Try it, anyway, now she doesn't have consciousness, you just do that bad thing, she doesn't know." The little ghost laughed wickedly for fear that the world would not mess around.
"Cut." Zhang Guan glanced at the imps, unzipped his pants with some hesitation, and took out the dick with a shudder, his face flushed.
"No, how can you face someone?" Zhang Guan muttered, said, slightly opened Li Mingcai's neckline, and muttered with a strange face: "Offended, I'm here to save you." Zhang Guan said with a straight face, looked up at the sky at forty-five degrees, put on a compassionate look, and turned on the water release mode.
The little ghost on the side shouted: "Don't pretend to be deep, look at it, it's all urinating on people's chins." ”
Zhang Guan hurriedly lowered his head and supported his second brother, and Li Mingcai, who was struggling, suddenly let out a miserable scream, and then fell into a coma.
Frightened, Zhang Guan hurriedly lifted his pants, stepped forward and patted Li Mingcai's face, and found that Li Mingcai just fainted, Zhang Guan looked at the little ghost on the side with some concern, and the little ghost nodded and said, "It's okay, the unjust soul on the upper body was poured to death by you." ”
Zhang Guan got up, tidied up his pants, and the classmates who happened to be rushed by the sound looked at him, and then looked at Li Mingcai, who was lying on the ground in disheveled clothes, and suddenly, Zhang Guan felt several murderous aura.
"Don't slap your face! Listen to me! ”
"What's the matter, my head is so dizzy." Li Mingcai, who was on the side, woke up slowly, looked at a group of people beating Zhang Guan, and asked a little strangely.
Zhang Guan, who was swollen into a pig's head, said inarticulately: "Miss, you finally woke up, no matter how late it is, I will hate Jiuquan." As he spoke, Zhang Guan shed two lines of tears.
Several female classmates on the side hurriedly stepped forward to help Li Mingcai up and asked, "Mingcai, that beast in Zhang Guan didn't do anything to you, right?" ”
Although Li Mingcai's face was a little pale, he tried his best to smile and said, "It's okay, I was a little dizzy just now, and then I was unconscious."
"Tut-tut, you still have this kind of equipment, tell me where you bought this medicine?" A boy looked at Zhang Guan and smiled evilly.
Zhang Guan was speechless for a while, Li Mingcai reacted at this time, it seemed that the classmates had misunderstood, and hurriedly explained: "Zhang Guan didn't do anything to me, my clothes are good." As he spoke, he fiddled with the little skirt and collar, and suddenly glanced into the neckline, twitched his nose, and muttered, "Why does it smell like a commotion?" ”
Hearing this, Zhang Guan turned to the side with an embarrassed face, and when he heard Li Mingcai say that it was okay, the classmates let Zhang Guan go, and the relieved Zhang Guan crawled over and asked, "Are you okay?" ”
Li Mingcai smiled and said, "I'm fine, you're okay." ”
"I'm fine, too."
After nothing happened, everyone went down the mountain together, and according to the teacher's instructions, they were ready to rush back early while it was still dark, however, to everyone's surprise, the school bus broke down and they couldn't go back for a while.
The new art teacher, Mr. Wu, called on the side to report the situation to the school, and the driver uncle turned on the engine of the school bus to check something, and then, Mr. Wu discussed a few words with the driver's uncle, and finally walked to the students and said: "The school bus is broken, our class will stay in this town for one night tonight, and go back with the second class tomorrow." ”
When the words fell, the students cheered and were very excited, and Zhang Guan always felt that something would happen at this party, and he had a strong bad premonition in his heart.