Chapter 142: The Big Baby is Born
After Bi Laolei and the old man finished dinner, the old man asked Bi Laolei to squeeze with him on the small broken bed, but Bi Laolei thought about it and forgot it, saying that he could just make a bunk on the ground, and there was no need to squeeze together so hard. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
Seeing that Bi Laolei was so humble, the old man did not shirk.
"Okay, then you can sleep, and I'll take you down the mountain early tomorrow morning."
So the old man said hello and came to the bedroom, took out a quilt from the cabinet, and handed it to Bi Laolei. And Bi Laolei took the mattress handed by the old man, spread it on the ground, and then lay down.
After the old man casually extinguished the candle next to him, he also climbed into the bed and covered the quilt and fell asleep.
In the first half of the night, Bi Laolei fell asleep, but suddenly woke up by a sound, and the vigilant Bi Laolei immediately sat up, looked around, and found that there was nothing around except a bed.
Alas! No, what about the old man in bed? Because the room was too dark, Bi Lao Lei immediately touched it in order to be sure, stretched out his hand and touched the bed, and found that the bed was indeed empty.
Suddenly, a shadow flashed through the window, because the moonlight was very bright, the light coming through the window was very obvious, as long as someone ran outside, its shadow must be very obvious. Bi Laolei also noticed the movement of the shadow, and immediately ran to the window and cautiously poked out.
In the courtyard, there were three figures, among which the person sitting on the ground with his hands and feet trapped by the rope was probably the old man, and standing on either side of him were two frog-like monsters, holding forks in their hands, standing there looking at the trapped old man.
"I said, my lord, why did he arrest such a bad old man? If you're going to eat him, it's not new," one of the youkai began.
And another toad-like monster stretched out his hand and patted him and said: "What do you care about so much, the king asked us to arrest him, there must be a reason for him, we are just a little monster, what are you doing with so much!" ”
"Yes, yes, what the big brother taught is "
It was the old man who was tied up struggling on the ground, trying to break free from the rope on his body, but it was useless, and it angered the two monsters.
"You stinky old man, I tied you into a dumpling, you are still so dishonest"
As he spoke, he raised the iron fork in his hand and hit the old man a few times, telling him to be honest.
"Now that he's been caught, let's go back quickly, what kind of trouble will I save?"
"Okay, take him back"
So the two of them carried it down the hill with one hand, and Bi Laolei witnessed this scene and sat on the ground with his back against the wall.
It seems that the snake spirit has already started to do it, but I didn't expect to come and arrest the old man so quickly, or when they were asleep. However, it is fortunate that the two monsters did not deal with Bi Laolei by the way, which is also a blessing.
However, although the old man was captured by the monster, but Bi Laolei felt relaxed at this time, it won't be long before his seven gourd grandsons who hung the sky were going to have an accident, and when the time came, they relied on their ability to hang and beat the snake spirit, and then Bi Laolei easily completed the task and got a reward, wouldn't it be fast.
As soon as he thought of this, Bi Laolei was very relaxed, so he simply didn't sleep on the ground, took the quilt on the ground to the bed, and lay directly on the small broken bed, sleeping on it, waiting for a better day.
Early the next morning, Bi Laolei got up very early, he put on his clothes, and the first time was to come to the garden to see if those gourds were ripe, but no matter how Bi Laolei looked back and forth, those gourds just had no traces of maturity.
It seems that it will take a little time, after all, this is not something that Bi Laolei can rush if he wants to.
So Bi Laolei went back to the house and fell asleep, this sleep was directly until noon, if it wasn't for his stomach screaming, Bi Laolei he could sleep until dawn the next day.
originally thought that the old man would prepare the meal for him, but Bi Laolei remembered that the old man had been captured by the monsters, and there was no way, Bi Laolei had to do it himself.
But cooking is really difficult for Bi Laolei, there is no way, Bi Laolei had to go to the yard to find something that can cook, and after looking for a long time, he only found a few potatoes. Potatoes are potatoes, at least they can cushion the stomach.
So Bi Laolei lit the fire, the stick put the potatoes on the fire and roasted, and after a while the thick aroma of roasted potatoes came out, causing Bi Laolei to drool, he immediately brought some spices and sprinkled them, waiting for a while to roast them again before starting.
This is the red gourd on the vine of the tree began to shake, and it fell off the vine when it swayed, and Bi Laolei, who heard the sound, immediately turned his head to look and saw that one of the seven gourds on the vine was missing.
Turning his gaze, he saw the red gourd on the ground split in half and lying on the ground.
"Huh? Why don't you see people just by seeing gourds? ”
Bi Laolei looked at the two halves of the gourd on the ground and was very surprised, scratched his head and was wondering about this, when he suddenly heard movement behind him, so he turned his head and was suddenly startled.
A lewd muscular man squatted aside and picked up the potatoes that Bi Laolei put in the fire and ate them, Bi Laolei looked carefully and saw a small red gourd on his head, such an image reminded Bi Laolei of the gourd baby in the cartoon "100,000 Bad Jokes", which is exactly the same as the big baby in front of him.
Besides, in normal cartoons, the gourd baby should have the appearance of a child when she was born, but this is exactly the same age as Bi Laolei, and he is an adult when he is born.
"You're my grandfather, aren't you?"
The eldest baby was eating potatoes, and suddenly raised her head and said to Bi Laolei.
Bi Laolei immediately waved his hand and said, "No, no, no, you see that you and I are about the same age, how can I be your grandfather." ”
"Actually, your grandfather was captured by a youkai just last night."
Bi Laolei told Da Wa about the monster capturing the old man yesterday.
"Yes, wait until tomorrow, I'll personally go and beat the goblin down and bring grandpa back."
The eldest baby said with a serious face, and by the way, she reached out and picked up the last potato on the fire and took a hard bite.
Bi Laolei watched that none of the potatoes he had worked so hard to get were eaten by the big baby, and his heart was constantly dripping blood.
"Since I saw you at first sight when I was born, then you should be my father"
Bi Laolei suddenly became a father like this, and he felt very confused.
"Okay Dad, I'm full, wait until I go into the house and sleep well, I'll go to the goblin early tomorrow morning and rescue Grandpa"
As she spoke, the baby wiped her mouth and turned around and went into the house. (To be continued.) )