Putting on his backpack and riding an electric car, Yang Zhe was a little anxious and walked between the buses that looked like sugar gourds. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Yang Zhe is a programmer ape who is currently working on a mobile game project.

The game was supposed to be completed and delivered to the customer two weeks ago, but the feedback came back that it was a cumbersome program and that the game was too power-hungry and needed to be improved.

Admittedly, this is not too much from the customer's point of view, even if your game is good, but after playing for a while, it will automatically shut down, and the player may be scolding his mother.

It's just that now that the other party has changed so much, it's the turn of this side to scold the mother!

In the past few days, Yang Zhe and others have streamlined some unnecessary program code as much as possible, but the effect is not obvious.

So I suggested to the customer to reduce the visual effect of the game itself, but the other party insisted on not giving in, so the whole development team was blinded.

Seeing that the time for the second delivery is getting closer and closer, everyone in the project team is in their hearts.

For several days, the whole office was in an unusually depressing atmosphere, and the development manager really had no choice, and simply issued incentives to solve the problem with a lot of money, but it still had little effect.

Later, I was forced to have no choice, and the above asked everyone to copy the program home, sentence by sentence, line by line, hoping to find some solution from it.

So in the past few days, Yang Zhe has been in a bit of a trance by the lengthy source code.

Seeing Yang Zhe's state, Baza opened his mouth to persuade him a few times, but when he saw that the latter didn't pay attention to himself at all, he just gave up - the most important thing, due to the need to stay up late, Yang Zhe simply bought a lot of instant noodles home this time!

Pickled pepper beef, braised beef, stewed chicken with mushrooms, Laotan sauerkraut, etc., all kinds of flavors, countless!

This made Baza Hei so happy that he couldn't even sleep and nestled in a pile of instant noodles.

"I mean, what the hell have you been up to lately? I've been sitting in front of the computer, and I haven't figured out anything else! Baza Hei guarded a bucket of freshly soaked instant noodles and put his head in front of Yang Zhe, with undisguised disdain in his tone.

"Get out of the way! Eat your noodles and go! Don't get in the way of my money-making plans! Yang Zhe stretched out his right hand and pushed the bazaar black away, and the whole person suddenly became excited as if he had been beaten with chicken blood, "Thirty thousand yuan!" That's more than four months of my salary! ”

The reward proposed by the project manager has increased from 5,000 to 30,000, which has greatly boosted the enthusiasm of the entire project team.

Yang Zhe is naturally no exception, I can't even eat, drink, and sleep!

"Cut! It's just a drop in the eyes of money! Little guy, life can't just stare at money! Bazahei's tone became more and more disdainful, and he shook his head and turned his buttocks, no longer paying attention to Yang Zhe, who was enchanted.

"What's so bad about money?!" Yang Zhe was angered by the other party's action, and shouted, "We don't say anything else, we don't have money, you drink the northwest wind all day long?!" Where can you still hold instant noodles and despise me leisurely like now? ”

"Huh? It seems to make sense! Before the black ass of the bazaar could sit down completely, he was pulled up by Yang Zhe's words, and said with an eager face, "Tell me quickly, how many instant noodles can you buy for 30,000 yuan?" ”

"That's all you have to offer?!" Now Yang Zhe despises the other party, "A lot!" That's enough to keep you on for years! ”

"Is that true?!" Baza's black eyes suddenly lit up, and he rushed to Yang Zhe again, leaning out and pawing a little to the side, "Get up!" Let the rabbit come! ”

As he spoke, he shook his buttocks, and his whole body was between Yang Zhe and the computer.

"Don't make a fuss, Baza Black!" Yang Zhe looked at Bazha Hei who was eager to try it with a smile, "Even if you are an immortal, but you are not programming this thing - me!" Don't mess with my code! ”

Yang Zhe still wanted to complain, but saw that Bazahei suddenly stood upright, one paw shook the mouse quickly, and the other directly pressed the delete button.

This scene was so anxious that he was like thunder!

"What are you yelling about?!" Baza's black eyes stared intently at the scrolling screen, ignoring Yang Zhe's shouting, and his two front paws shook rapidly on the keyboard as if by magic, and a new code was displayed.

"Isn't it just to reduce the hardware occupancy without affecting the state where the program is running?" The bazaar blackhead didn't reply and continued, "Your previous code is too complicated, it must be streamlined!" At your level, I don't know how long it will take to get it done! Master Rabbit didn't want to get this kind of low-level thing, but he was reluctant to make it difficult for instant noodles. ”

What Bazahei was saying, Yang Zhe didn't listen carefully at all.

Seeing that the flashing code on the screen was completely in line with the rules of programming, Yang Zhe was stunned!

Can the gods program? This is even more unacceptable than the identity of the gods themselves!

"Bazahei, are you up there, do you also have the position of a programmer ape?" Yang Zhe asked with some shock.

"!" Bazahei paused, pulled over the instant noodles and took a sip, then answered Yang Zhe's question, "Don't you have so many books in your room?" I flipped through it when I was fine, something as simple as this, just look at it! ”

"It can't be!" Yang Zhe's voice subconsciously raised a few degrees, "Do you know how long I've been doing this?!" Four years of college, and two years of class! You're telling me you'll be in a few days?! And also solve the problem that I can't solve? ”

"What's impossible about that?" Bazahei turned his head and shook a disdainful look in his busyness, "Don't forget who Master Rabbit is!" It's normal for you guys who are in a blank period of brain domain development to not understand! Alright, don't bother me here, eat something and get some rest! I look at your body, it's almost at the limit! ”

"This ...... I still don't believe it! Seeing that Bazahei didn't want to pay attention to himself at all, Yang Zhe also lost his temper, so he simply moved out of a stool and sat aside, just watching from the sidelines.

Looking at it this way, the more Yang Zhe looked at it, the more frightened he became!

Every time Baza Hei completes the writing of a module, he will run it on a trial run, and then move on to the next step after seeing that there are no problems.

During this period, he occasionally encountered some problems, this guy directly pulled the book in front of the computer desk in front of him, followed by a very fast flip, and then immediately found a solution and began to put it into action.

It seems that it is not unreasonable for the other party to be such a stinky fart! Yang Zhe has slowly accepted what Bazahei said, and he is more disappointed than frightened.

I have worked hard for six years, but the result is not as good as the other party's temporary assault for a few days.

Even though Bazahei's identity is amazing, he still can't help but feel that he is incompetent, and the blow to his self-confidence is not half a star!

About two hours later, the sound of "crackling" echoing in the room stopped instantly, and Baza Hei stopped all movements and stretched his body comfortably.

"That's it!" Bazahei turned around and said to Yang Zhe, "Try to run it just now, and the hardware occupancy rate can be reduced by at least 40% without affecting the operation of the software at all!" It could have been better, but Master Rabbit is really not in the mood to continue! I haven't eaten my instant noodles yet! If you don't believe me, try it yourself! ”

"No, I've seen it all." Yang Zhe shook his head slightly and slowly stood up, "I feel a little sleepy and want to sleep first." ”

Although the matter was perfectly resolved, Yang Zhe just couldn't be happy.

"Hey! Grandson, don't be in a hurry to leave, Master Rabbit still has something to say! Seeing that Yang Zhe was in a wrong state, Bazahei hurriedly shook his paw at him.

"What's the matter?" Yang Zheqiang stopped his pace with spirits.

"What? Do you feel a little lost in your heart? Bazahei's control of emotions is still good, "Actually, it's not necessary!" How old are you? Twenty years old, according to your calculations, the rabbit has lived for tens of thousands of years! Even if you're a fool, you know a lot better, right? ”

I have to say that Yang Zhe's mood suddenly improved a lot when he heard this.

"How can I say it, for example, if you are asked to do some problems that you didn't do at all in elementary school, you must be able to catch them! Master Rabbit is basically like this now! So don't think you're bad or anything! Bazahei continued to reassure.

"Huh...... I'd better wash up first, and you can continue to eat noodles! Yang Zhe, who had already begun to recover his mood, instantly showed signs of silence when he heard the words.

Because he suddenly thought of one thing, that is, a friend once asked him for help with his son's Olympiad problem in the third grade of primary school, but after pondering for a long time, Yang Zhe really didn't understand how to solve that question!