Bai Wuchang was suddenly stopped by me, turned his head and said, "What's the matter?" Could it be that you kid lied to me, Ou Chuqun's bastard didn't run in this direction? ”

I was stunned, and my heart suddenly sudden, I really didn't tell Bai Wuchang the truth, but he shouldn't have seen it, right?

I didn't answer his question directly, but leaned up to him and whispered, "Nei, your ......"

Bai Wuchang looked at me and couldn't help but be annoyed: "If you have something to say, just let it go, the seventh master is busy!" ”

I hesitated, stomped my foot, and said, "How long has it been since you brushed your teeth?" ”

Bai Wuchang was stunned for a moment, and his mind didn't turn for a while.

It took a long time before he stumbled and said, "It's been hundreds of years, right?" I don't remember exactly, why are you asking me this question? The seventh master's mouth is so long, how can he brush his teeth? ”

I went, I hadn't brushed my teeth for hundreds of years, no wonder this saliva stinks.

I pointed at Nobita and said, "Then my brother won't be poisoned to death, right?" ”

Bai Wuchang looked at Nobita's still pouting there, looked at me again, and said suspiciously, "What's wrong with him?" Poisoned? Let me take a look, the other skills of the seventh master are okay, and the only one that is particularly outstanding is to detoxify.

No matter what poison it is, if you swallow arsenic, as long as you don't die, the Seventh Master will hook it out for you. ”

Seeing what Bai Wuchang said, I hurriedly beckoned Nobita over.

Nobita looked at Bai Wuchang pitifully, nodded and said, "Seven, the seventh master is good." ”

"Open your mouth."

Bai Wuchang gave an order, and although Nobita didn't know why, he still opened his mouth wide.

Bai Wuchang lowered his head and looked at Nobita's mouth with his eyes and said, "What kind of poison is it, forget it, the seventh master is in a hurry, so I will help you treat it for free!" ”

As he spoke, Bai Wuchang's scarlet tongue, which was not much shorter than an elephant's trunk, suddenly popped up and stuffed straight into Nobita's mouth.

My eyes widened instantly, and Nobita was also stunned, looking at Bai Wuchang with bulging eyes.

Bai Wuchang seemed to be fine, no, like a nobody, like a nobody, his tongue went down Nobita's throat.

I'll go! What is this for? I saw Nobita's Adam's apple move, and then a big strip bulged out of his chest, then his stomach, and all the way to his stomach.

Bai Wuchang's long tongue was like a long worm, and it didn't stop until Nobita's abdomen, and Bai Wuchang's face at this time was only a few centimeters away from Nobita's face, and a pair of dead fish eyes scared Nobita to look at it.

What's even more miserable is Bai Wuchang's stinky mouth, which is straight at Nobita's nose, and the stench almost didn't make me faint on the spot.

The most disgusting thing is that his long tongue actually gave Nobita a cold heart, from the mouth to the intestines, and after a meal in it, it shrank back like a snake.

The moment Bai Wuchang withdrew his tongue, Nobita covered his nose with both hands, his eyes were as wide as a cow, tears flowed down the corners of his eyes, and he pointed at Bai Wuchang: "You, you, uh, me, I want to go to the toilet." ”

Before the boy could finish speaking, I heard a 'poof', and the whole house was filled with a stench.

This is not over, Nobita covers his hind buttocks with one hand and his mouth with the other, and jumps like a monkey to the root of the broken wall outside the wing.

'Poof'

'Wow'

'Poof'

'Wow',

This kid spits and pulls endlessly.

Bai Wuchang smiled "hehe": "Don't thank me, I'm in a hurry, otherwise I'll give you a good ventilation."

Let me tell you, my hand is a poison cure, and I can cure all kinds of poisons, if it weren't for Ou Ning's face, I wouldn't have used it for you.

Like you are now, it's good to vomit and diarrhea, but if you want to be empty for two hours, it's best to eat more to replenish the complement. I'll go first. ”

After saying that, the guy turned his head and jumped.

I stood there dumbfounded, wanting to cry without tears, healing drugs? You are a scourge to the dead, and you don't pay for your life!

I was about to go to see how Nobita was doing, but I didn't expect that Bai Wuchang guy to come back again.

I was a little about to cry, and I opened my mouth with a crying tone: "Seventh Master......"

Bai Wuchang jumped to my side: "I'm still a little worried, come back and ask, what kind of poison is in your brother?" That's not how ghost poison is cured. ”

I cried and said, "Seventh Master, when did I say that he was poisoned?" He just swallowed two mouthfuls of your saliva by mistake, I wonder if you haven't brushed your teeth for hundreds of years, and that saliva can't become a biological weapon? That's why I ......."

"That's why you're asking me?"

Bai Wuchang's voice raised an octave, scaring me into stopping crying immediately.

"You're really wasting my time, being able to eat my saliva, that's his blessing, dare you say it's poisoned? Play the piano indiscriminately. ”

Bai Wuchang said, turned his head, and the figure disappeared.

I pondered for a while, this is so imposing, why does it sound like a leader's lecture?

But from another point of view, Nobita doesn't seem to be in danger of life, as if he took advantage? Then I'm relieved.

As for Nobita who is pulling and throwing up now, it's all a trivial matter, as long as he can't die.

Uh, this stinks, now this yard is full of bad breath and, I fanned my nose and walked back to the house, and found that Yun Yun and Wu Chen were looking at me curiously.

I briefly explained the matter, and both of them leaned back and laughed, and the dull atmosphere that had just been made by the bottom of the black pot was swept away.

Actually, I didn't want to say it, but I said it anyway, first, I was afraid that the two of them would worry about Nobita, and second, because the atmosphere before was too dull, and it was already yin and heavy here, and if the love was dull, it would be easy for things to change, so I still told this joke that apart from Nobita, we can all laugh.

When a few people were laughing happily, my grandfather, the fat monk and Granny Yun walked in.

As soon as she entered the house, Granny Yun kept fanning the tip of her nose: "Good guy, are you all going to the toilet outside?" I don't know if I go a little farther, this stinks. ”

My grandfather quickly lit a bag of cigarettes and took two puffs.

Sanbujie walked directly to the soup pot, and he didn't see what he did, so he actually re-lit the fire that was about to be extinguished just now, and then put the soup pot on the shelf and boiled the beef.

A few of us looked at the infiltrating people, thinking that the soup pot was just ruined by Nobita, and several of us couldn't help but want to snicker, and I was about to go forward to remind the three nos, but the people had already picked up the beef with a branch and chewed it.

Chewing and chewing, the fat monk's eyes widened, his cheeks squirmed, and all the 'poof' squirted out, splashing the soup from the soup pot, which was miserable.

"Amitabha, why does this pot stink so much, are there any of you who are too timid to go to the toilet and urinate in the pot?" R1148