Chapter 16: This is False
"I'm sorry, I've been paying little attention to this, but Team Leader He, I don't think I need to dress like you, right?" I said with a smile. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
He Longjun looked at me with an idiot on his face, as if I was speaking a language he didn't understand at all, and after ten seconds, he asked me like an idiot, "What did you say?" What do you mean? You say you don't have to wear the same thing as us? So what are you going to wear? ”
"I think it's okay for me to wear what I wear now." I laughed.
Now everyone thinks I'm an idiot.
My very casual T-shirt and jeans were covered in dirt, and there were plenty of holes and scuffs on them: they weren't the kind of holes and friction that jeans made with a certain feeling, I had them all made by running around in the mountains.
"What the hell are you going to do? Are you going to wear this to the hall for a show? Boy, you ...... You didn't hear Minister Tu's words clearly just now, did you? If you kid dare to wear this straight to the hall, I guarantee that Minister Tu will personally kick you out with high heels!" ”
"Really?" I smiled and said, "Is Minister Tu such a person?" ”
"I said, brother, don't be kidding, okay?" The male model named Lei Cannon on the side looked at me sweating profusely: "Do you know what Minister Tu's nickname is?" ”
"What is it?" I said with interest.
"Butcher!"
When I said these three words, I felt that everyone at the scene, including He Longjun, shrank their heads.
"Butcher?"
Now I'm even more interested.
"Brother, you're here for the first day, aren't you?" The one called Lei Cannon patted me on the shoulder: "The four female demons of this company: the ruthless Tu Qingqing, the sharp-toothed Li Wang Yuxin, the iceberg goddess Leng Xiaoyun, and the professional killer Gan Jialing, you will have to mix in this company in the future, you had better be careful with these people."
"Sounds like your company is pretty good, huh? Sister Xue who brought me back......"
"Hehe, what did you say Xue Qingtong? Her combat power is not enough to be included in the four female devils, she can only be regarded as a small devil, in short, you have seen Minister Tu just now, right? Don't go crazy, hurry up and get what needs to be done, otherwise it will delay the time, even if you are Mr. Xia's person, she will not give you face! ”
It turned out that these people thought I was the so-called Mr. Xia's person, so they were polite one by one.
Including He Longjun, they all looked stammered, but there were too many bad things between us, and we didn't know where to start.
"So, for a while my job is to stand near the lion boy statue and sell products to those big customers who come in?" I nodded, looked at He Longjun and asked.
It seemed that he had finally found an opportunity to talk to me, and He Longjun hurriedly replied: "Yes, yes, but I don't ask you to sell them: these things are to be sold through auctions, and your job now is to make that lion boy face a god enough, mysterious enough, to make people feel that buying this thing is a great honor or a benefit to yourself." The lot won't be auctioned until next Wednesday, and it's just a matter of introducing it to those customers. ”
I nodded, "Understood." ”
"Okay, now you go take a shower first, and then I'll have someone do you a quick hairstyle, and then I'll find you a suit...... You still have a body shelf in this house, so it shouldn't be a problem to clean up. ”
I smiled and shook my head.
"I don't think so, I'll just go like this."
At this moment, He Longjun looked at me as if he had eaten gunpowder, and looked at me with an expression that wanted to tear me apart: "What do you bastard want to do?" ”
"It's nothing, I just think that if I go this way, it will have a better effect." I laughed and said, "Do you always go in suits and leather shoes to introduce these antiques to guests?" ”
"Of course! Our company stipulates that this is necessary to appear in front of customers! To show a good image of the company! ”
"So, do you think this is good for selling products?" I shook my head and said.
At this moment, a group of people looked at me, and they didn't seem to know how to say anything, only He Longjun looked at me with a crazy look.
"Boy, whether you're joking with me or what you want to do, now you'd better do as the butcher asks, or the butcher will eat you without dipping the ingredients! We'll also serve it as a side dish! So for now, you'd better hurry up and get to work! ”
A couple of people pushed and shoved me into the inner room: there was a bathroom, a cloakroom, a barber room, and something, and they wanted me to clean myself up here.
"What the hell do you think?" My grandfather's voice rang out again.
"Nothing. Grandpa, you know this thing so well? ”
"How could I not understand, that thing I personally watched ......"
Speaking of this, Grandpa sighed: "The mausoleum of the Hongding Emperor was built by me personally, and this thing was also put into the tomb by me personally, so it is impossible for this thing to go to the Southern Province, this thing is fake!" ”
"Why is this kind of thing fake?" I asked, a little surprised.
"It's not clear, but it's impossible for these people to identify the authenticity of this thing: because no one has ever seen the real lion boy face!"
Hearing this, I asked in a cautious tone, "Grandpa, why are you sure that the tomb of the Emperor Hongding will never be stolen?" Tomb ...... you designed yourself It's impossible to avoid theft at all, right? ”
"Justly, there is no tomb in this world that will not be stolen and excavated at all, the key is how strong the ability to guard this tomb is, I have injected my life's energy and learning into this tomb, and for now, no one has stolen this tomb."
Listening to what my grandfather said so confidently, I didn't know what to say, so I had to acquiesce.
"This thing is fake, but no one can tell it's fake, what are you going to do?"
"Hehe, grandpa, I can't do anything, but I'm getting more and more interesting about this company, it looks like I'm going to take a good look at the atmosphere here!"
An hour later, the hall below was launched.
"Friends, welcome to the 166th auction exhibition of Tiannan Culture Company, all the lots here are the first time to meet with you, please feel free to visit, any body temperature, these lots will be auctioned next Wednesday!"
With Minister Tu's introduction, at least hundreds of guests below began to wander around the hall.
And the main lot: the lion boy face is not a single service staff next to it, which is particularly dazzling......