Chapter 205: If only it were a dream!

Then Yi Xiaofeng's consciousness became blurred, until he felt the wind howling......

"Wind? Am I not in the hotel? As soon as he felt this, Yi Xiaofeng remembered that something was wrong, he was in the hotel.

"Warning...... There are hostile creatures within the main warning range......" Suddenly, Zero's alarm came out again, making Yi Xiaofeng's expression condense, and let Zero measure the combat effectiveness of the hostile creatures, and saw him leap up, one swooped, pushed his palm to break the door, and grabbed the sneaky middle-aged man attached to the door, threw him away, and threw him at his accomplices, after both of them were knocked down, Yi Xiaofeng stepped forward and skillfully tied their hands with the dust cover on the sofa.

"What are you doing?" This middle-aged man still wants to resist, but Yi Xiaofeng is no longer the Yi Xiaofeng of nine years ago, even if Yi Xiaofeng does not have Jiuyang Dacheng in this world, he can go sideways, not to mention this war scum!

"You still dare to attack the police?" Another middle-aged man shouted.

"Hmm...... Assault on the police? Are you police officers? Yi Xiaofeng, who was tying their hands, was stunned when he heard this, and then with the help of Zero, he took out something that could prove their identity, police officer cards, handcuffs, and police pistols.

"Ouch, hey, misunderstanding, misunderstanding...... I thought it was some kind of bad guy! Heck, you're also on a mission, and you don't wear police uniforms, what do you say is this? With a smile, Yi Xiaofeng hurriedly loosened the binding on them.

"Hmph...... You ......" One of the policemen looked at Yi Xiaofeng and stopped talking, making Yi Xiaofeng think that he hated himself.

Although Yi Xiaofeng is very confident, if it weren't for his own personality, he would definitely be able to kill the Quartet and dominate the four wilds in this world as written in a certain novel. But he is not Zhang Ligong, because he is very sure that even if he Jiuyang Dacheng is impossible to confront missiles, and modern thermal weapons are not like to be with, Zhang Li has the function of the opponent's missile, but an anti-equipment sniper rifle, although it may not kill him, but it will definitely make him injured.

Therefore, it is better not to deal with the administrative organs, after all, the administrative organs with an armed nature really start a fire, but it is very terrifying!

"Officer, ...... you" Yi Xiaofeng was about to ask, but the policeman spoke.

"You'd better put on your clothes first!" Well, the tone, it's a little bit of that.

"Clothes?" Yi Xiaofeng was stunned for a moment, and looked down......

"I-......" scolded, and then Yi Xiaofeng realized that Nima, who is still naked, is still naked, eh, it is the kind of naked body that is one-silk-not-hanging.

didn't be polite to these two policemen, Yi Xiaofeng went back to the room directly, closed the door hard, took out his clothes and quickly put them on.

At the same time, the blushing mouth said with words: "Damn, I've been naked in that world for too long, and now Nima is a little used to it!" ......"

In that Resident Evil world, because you need to often transform into a tyrant's body, you will be broken when you wear clothes, so you have Jiuyang Internal Force Internal Force to protect your body, and for more than a year, you basically don't wear clothes!

So there was the picture just now, and they all fought with others, but they didn't realize that they were not wearing clothes.

"By the way, Zero, what happened to me last night? Why can't I remember a little clearly......" As soon as the words fell, a reminder about the old man suddenly appeared, and after his eyes were confused for a while, Yi Xiaofeng's eyes froze, and he said heavily: "Could it be that the old man made the ...... of Lisa's doing?"

"Ah......" An ear-piercing scream pierced the entire room and interrupted Yi Xiaofeng's guess.

"It's Lisa...... Hum...... I'd like to see what the hell you're up to! Full of resentment, Yi Xiaofeng dressed casually, and as soon as he opened the door, he saw the two policemen with red faces, bent their backs, and apologized to Lisa's room with a salute.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, this young lady, we really didn't mean to...... Just now the window glass of your room fell, almost hit someone, but the hotel waiter wanted to negotiate with you, but knocked for a long time and did not respond, and then the waiter said that he vaguely heard screams in the room, so he called the police! I'm sorry, I'm sorry ......"

"...... Ye Kai, Ye Kai, where are you? Woo-woo-woo......" A cry came from Lisa's room.

Yi Xiaofeng was a little confused, "I haven't asked the teacher yet, why did I cry?" ”

"That's, this gentleman...... That lady is calling you! One of the policemen said to Yi Xiaofeng in embarrassment.

"Huh? Oh, leave her alone, you said the glass in our room shattered and fell? Yi Xiaofeng didn't pay attention to Lisa, but turned his head to the police and asked.

"Am I going to do it again?" Yi Xiaofeng said secretly.

"Eh, you better go and see the lady, let's go first......" After speaking, he didn't care about the entanglement on Yi Xiaofeng's face, and pulled another policeman and left.

As he walked, he was still muttering: "The current rich man is Nima, he has something to do as a secretary, he has nothing to do as a secretary, and he is still moving so much, if he didn't smash people, I would definitely copy them all back......"

"Who's to say it isn't?"

"There's something wrong!" Yi Xiaofeng saw that the two policemen finally closed the door with a smile, and scolded directly, this is too far from the police in his impression, when did the police do things so vaguely?

"Woo...... Ye Kai, come on! Lisa's cry once again pulled Yi Xiaofeng's mind over......

"Hmph...... It's a dead end! Yi Xiaofeng, who was about to teach Lisa a hard lesson, kicked open the door that had been interrupted by him just now, and stepped in heavily.

"Hmm...... This is ......" This scene in front of me is a little familiar, very familiar.

As he pondered how this familiar scene had come about, a slippery and hot body clinged to him.

The bullet did not start, proving that there was no threat to his life.

But what the hell is it that you see through the Zero surveillance?

Red-striped-striped Lisa......

"Hiss......" Hearing Lisa's sobs, Yi Xiaofeng gasped. Secretly denied in his heart: "It's definitely not like this!" ”

But Yi Xiaofeng still couldn't hold back, and asked Zero to retrieve last night's record......

See Record......

"Hiss......" Yi Xiaofeng gasped again.

"Nima, how could this-thing happen to me?" Yi Xiaofeng scolded in a low voice.

"What?" Lisa, who was close to Yi Xiaofeng, raised her head with pear blossoms and rain, and still had a purple mark on her neck, raised her head and asked in a coquettish voice.

"I didn't ...... It's nothing ...... "Men, I can't stand looking at women from this angle the most."

"That...... Lisa, why don't you put on your clothes first? Clenching his fists, Yi Xiaofeng gritted his teeth and blushed, this sentence was almost squeezed out of his teeth word by word.

"Uh-huh......" A woman stretched the intonation of the word from one to three, and then from three to one, and then to match the twisting of the body of the red-stripe, and of course, the body was attached to a man of strong blood......

That scene......

Anyway, Yi Xiaofeng felt that he was about to reverse his blood and was seriously injured!

"My body is uncomfortable and I want to take a bath!" Lisa continued to coquettishly.

"Oh, then you club, I'll wait for you outside!" Yi Xiaofeng finally found an excuse for Lisa to let go.

"No...... Together! Lisa continued to coquettishly.

"What? You'd better wash it yourself! After speaking, Yi Xiaofeng didn't give Lisa a chance to speak again, his body shook, so that Lisa couldn't help but let go of him, and then Yi Xiaofeng ran to his room in just two steps and closed the door hard!

Seeing this scene, Lisa smiled proudly, raised her head slightly, and hummed a minor tune. But soon, the wind coming out of the broken window instantly sobered her up.

Looking down at the fuchsia marks on her body and the rags scattered throughout the room, Lisa's smugness immediately turned into a blush, but the smile on her face did not diminish by half. Immediately, he hummed a brisk tune again, and limped to the bathroom with small steps.

And in the room, Yi Xiaofeng also read the report that Zero gave him last night in detail, of course, there are many terms that he doesn't know too much, but some terms can know what it means as long as you look at how it is written.

For example, this testosterone ......

Last night was 300 percent better than usual!

"Zero, isn't Jiuyang Divine Skill invulnerable to all poisons after refining? Why am I still being ...... What kind of medicine is that fascinating? ”

"...... under analysis

Soon a stream of data passed by, and the zero result appeared!

"This drug is not toxic, so Jiuyang Shengong is ineffective against this drug."

"No toxicity? Zero, you didn't see the joke, did you? Without toxicity, would I have lost consciousness for so long? Yi Xiaofeng laughed angrily.

"After analysis, this drug does not have the effect of making people completely unconscious, but simply stimulates the endocrine production of the drug recipient and enhances the sex desire of the drug recipient, but because of the addition of the internal force of the main body Jiuyang, the medicinal properties of this drug have changed, and its medicinal properties have increased by at least 150%, resulting in endocrine disorders in the main body, thus causing the main body to be unconscious."

"I-, Zero, are you saying that Jiuyang's internal force also promotes this medicine?"

"Yes."

"Damn-......" got an affirmative answer, sitting on the edge of the bed, Yi Xiaofeng pulled his hair resentfully, and said in a sullen voice in annoyance: "What can I do this time!" ”

"People are still yellow...... Well...... Wait......" Yi Xiaofeng suddenly thought of something, sat up excitedly, and then asked, "Zero, can you be sure if Lisa is a virgin?" ”

That's right, Yi Xiaofeng's method is like this, as long as Lisa is not a virgin, Yi Xiaofeng can use the reason that she is not a virgin, saying that everyone is an adult, they are just playing, and then ...... And then...... Why does this reason sound so cheap?

"Oh, it doesn't matter, damn-, maybe one day Lao Tzu will die, and I can't hurt others!" Yi Xiaofeng comforted himself.

Hey, this-thing!

"Zero, haven't you detected it yet?" Yi Xiaofeng asked hungrily.

"After testing, the analyzed human yin-dao valve crack is a new injury, and it is ......" Anyway, there are some reports that most of them will be blocked, and Yi Xiaofeng read this report, and the whole person is not good, because according to Zero's report, Lisa has a 97% chance of being a yellow flower girl last night!

"I-......" Okay, Yi Xiaofeng returned to the posture of picking up his hair just now.

"How can such a dramatic thing happen!"

"If only it were a dream!"

"Ye Kai, help me take off my clothes!" Just when Yi Xiaofeng felt sorry for himself, Lisa's coquettish voice came from the bathroom!

"Take it yourself!" Yi Xiaofeng roared roughly.

"Hmm...... Don't......" Lisa continued to coquettishly.