0540 Thor runs naked
By the time Thor arrived, Jane had disappeared into the dilapidated factory, where all that was left was a group of people playing a game of litter, not just bottles or cans, bricks, and even a pair of smelly shoes. It was Jane's assistant Daisy who asked her own assistant Ian to take off.
When Ian threw another thing on his body out at once, he found that this thing did not come back again, but disappeared directly, and he panicked immediately, because it was the car key that was thrown out, and the key to the car they sat in when they came together, how to go back later?
No one noticed that Jane hadn't been there for a long time, and now they were having a good time, and it wasn't until a sledgehammer fell straight from the sky, smashing a big hole in the wall, that they came to their senses.
When she saw Thor, who had torn down a wall, Daisy immediately recognized this guy. Because Thor is also dressed in a very sassy outfit, with a red cape, plus an armor with several bulge-like armor plates, and the iconic sledgehammer in his hand, all of this shows that this guy is Jane's alien boyfriend.
It's been a few months since the last battle in New York, and this guy is gone, because after he went back, he went to conquer those restless countries, and he suddenly appeared at this time, obviously not to come to them to catch up.
"Hey...... Big man, you're still so handsome, what, come to Jane? Daisy greeted Thor first.
"Where's Jane?" Thor asked.
"Over there!" Daisy pointed upstairs as she spoke, and she noticed Jane when she went up, and pointed to Thor at this time.
"Jane...... I'm back, where are you? Thor heard the words and went upstairs directly, and then shouted loudly, but at this time, Jane had already studied this aether particle in that crack space, how could she hear his call, so it was doomed to be in vain.
And Bruce was also on this floor at this time, he just saw Jane suddenly blown to the corner of the wall by a gust of wind and then disappeared all at once, and suddenly he came directly to the place where Jane disappeared, there is a space gap here, Bruce can open it directly, but he didn't open it, but stayed here directly.
"Where's Jane?" Suddenly, after Thor came up, he looked around and found no trace of Jane, and found Bruce in the corner, and immediately he knew that this matter was now in turmoil, and Jane might have been taken away by Bruce.
"How do I know where she is, oh, big nephew Thor, can't she even be called a person?" Bruce said.
"I just want to ask, where is Jane now? Did you take her away? The worry in Thor's heart, combined with his violent temper, suddenly turned into impulsive questioning, and this personality has not changed much. At this time, his head was hot, and he even forgot that there was a powerful powerhouse opposite.
"You ask me? Don't know how to say hello first? Calling your uncle is so embarrassing for you? You're such a worry-free young man, no wonder your dad didn't want you last time. Bruce said, and at this point he was talking to Thor with a cat-and-mouse mentality.
"Uncle Bruce, please tell me where Jane is!" At this time, Thor actually softened, and suddenly made Bruce feel a punch in the air, this Thor is definitely not the hammer brother he knows.
"It's easy, I can let you see your little girlfriend right away, but you need to pay a little price!" For this hammer brother who ran all the way from Asgard to the earth to pick up girls, Bruce has never had a good feeling. So at this time, he has to play with this thunder god well, so that he can completely become a 'thunder' god before telling him where Jane is.
Of course, for the earth woman who took the initiative to throw herself into the arms of aliens, Bruce also gave corresponding punishments, just like Star-Lord's mother at the beginning, there is a price to pay for being with aliens, and now the earth is basically a state of more men and fewer women, if these aliens come to pick up girls again, how can they be popular?
Bruce has forgotten what kind of image he was back then, and even worse than soaking a girl, those women who used to be chic with him should be able to reach the number of a regiment together, after all, the duration from 1900 to 1940 is a total of forty years, and there are definitely many women who have been harmed by Bruce's cattle-like physical condition.
Of course, it was a world war at that time, so there were more women than men, and Bruce was also a contribution to the earth.
"What do you want?" When Thor heard Bruce's words, he immediately became nervous, he didn't know how the other party would treat him, but it would definitely not be a good treatment, so he stared at Bruce directly and vigilantly.
"Don't be nervous, don't be afraid, there is no danger, you can rest assured!" Bruce said, at this time he suddenly saw Thor, and his eyes lit up, this guy is a free experimental material, after the mind gem was set on the Infinity Gauntlet, except for Charles, he really didn't use it a few times, it was all experiments on animals.
Now that he had Brother Hammer as a free experiment, Bruce suddenly felt that he could study whether the gods of Asgard were immune to the Mind Gem. And it won't give Brother Hammer any kind of dangerous experiments, just simple tests.
Of course, it was a simple test for Bruce, but it may not be a good memory for Hammer Gotor.
So Bruce directly took Thor to cut through the space at once, the space here is very weak, Bruce directly took Thor through the space passage, and came to a place full of forests.
"What is this place?" Bruce seems to be a little unclear, just now he just randomly cut through the space, under absolute control, he can also control the space, but he has not been to the place where he appeared this time, but he just found the weakest point according to the feeling just now to shuttle, and the result appeared here all of a sudden, and Bruce also felt very strange, he had never been to this place.
"This is Alfheim? The territory of the Elves of Light is absolutely forbidden to outsiders. You can actually come here......" Thor was also very surprised, he knew better than Bruce what kind of place this was, the light elves were a race that competed with the dark elves, after the dark elves were suppressed by Asgard, this race directly blocked their own area, and outsiders were absolutely not allowed to enter without their invitation.
"I didn't expect to come to Alfheim, sure enough, this place is suitable for experiments, so let's ......try it" Bruce thought about it, anyway, he was not afraid of anyone here, he used the Infinity Gauntlet to quietly sense it just now, and suddenly he was completely worried, there are a lot of light spirits here, but none of them can escape the control of his Infinity Gauntlet.
Not only the elves living here, but even this forest, and even all living beings will be affected by the Infinity Gauntlet.
"Now Thor is going to do what I command, and as long as you do, then I'll let you go to Jane." Bruce said directly. He didn't have a word saying that Jane was in his hands, he just said that he should go to Jane, so he wasn't lying.
Thor, on the other hand, thinks that Bruce has arrested Jane and uses her as a threat, and immediately has to surrender, but in his heart he scolds Bruce half to death.
"Cursing in your heart is not something a god should do." Bruce said suddenly.
"You...... How can you know what's going on in my heart? Thor was completely shocked, as a god, although he is a pseudo-god, he also has benefits, not only Thor's weapons and armor, but also the ability to be immune to the psychic class is also a kind of welfare for them, so Asgard is so strong, there is no big loophole in the force, and you can't do anything about them mentally, so Asgard is on the top of the nine kingdoms.
It's just that the top is nothing, the atrium as the foundation, that is, the earth, is the most important, Asgard can fall, but the earth can never fall, if the earth is lost, then everything in the nine kingdoms will be reshuffled.
This is the reason why Asgard has always guarded the earth, and it is also the reason why the rest of the people, whether they are frost giants, dark elves, or hellish demons, want to come to earth.
"Yes, I can hear it, so your little secret is gone!" Bruce said.
"Alright, now I'll listen to your ......," Thor said resignedly.
"Alright, it's not particularly difficult, just run around the village of the light elves naked in this forest three times, and tell your origin out loud as you run." Bruce said that this method is very common in Europe and the United States, where streaking competitions are held at any time, whether it is a city or a village, as long as there is any activity, there will be organized streaking.
The most active are those college students, who are either driving all kinds of bodies or running naked on various roads throughout the college period. As for those who really do academics, that is after graduate school, so abroad, many Chinese students are at the level of academic masters, but they are also the most excluded in school, because they do not participate in party and naked running, so they are excluded.
Of course, these are all made up by Bruce's brain, and what the reality is is known to those who live abroad, so now Bruce wants Thor to run naked, but it is the most important thing to ask him to shout about his origin. Once the news of Thor running naked spread, then he would definitely become the laughing stock of the entire Nine Kingdoms in the blink of an eye.