008 Xu Jianzhen
Speaking of the captain, it has to be said that for her operation is the most successful project of the Propaganda Department in the past ten years. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
According to the current official statistics, the captain's fans in country z have exceeded 70 million, which is still a relatively conservative number, and the number of Weibo followers has reached the first place last year.
Of course, these achievements are inseparable from the captain's own excellence.
In terms of the impression that Enron has been with for four years, the captain has always been a very positive person. Whether the enemy is strong or not, she leads the charge. There is entertainment, and she is always a person standing in front of the microphone. Even if her teammates have a big or small relationship, she is the most caring person. Once again, the water pipe in Enron's house burst, and Enron was a little blind to a waste slag, and he called her to ask her to help repair it.
It is because of such a perfect image that the captain's image within the Celestial Squad is also very tall, coupled with her good leadership, it is justifiable to confirm the name of the captain.
Although An Ran complained a little when he spoke to Monk Yi, in fact, when he said a little bit of meat, he was still very convinced and respected the captain.
After losing the election for group leader in the first half of the third grade of elementary school, the keen Enron understood that he was not a person with leadership talent. But he has always acknowledged that a team needs to be led and is critical.
Similarly, although Enron is a person who is lazy to the bone, he admits that diligence and hard work are virtues, and he will not be annoyed by the efforts of others, but will silently admire them, and then continue his laziness.
Enron is a patriotic person, although he seems too lazy due to some personal habits, but he really admires people like the captain who contribute to the country in a down-to-earth manner. Without such people, there would not be such a powerful Motherland as it is now.
~~~~Hey, hey, hey~~~~
The above 568 characters are the approximate content of Enron's WeChat begging for mercy sent to the captain, of course, the original content is a little more groveling, and I have slightly embellished it for the reader's reading experience.
~~~~Hey, hey, hey~~~~
"Captain, you're finally willing to answer my call. I was really wrong, I have already recognized my mistake......" An Ran tried to adjust his tone on the phone, he knew that it was not beneficial to be confronted with the captain: "So you should help me do it again, you also know that I have no skills other than awakening ability, and I am afraid that when I am exhausted, I will be poor and starve to death on the streets......
"Enron, you want to lie to me again!" Although the girl on the other side of the phone was angry, she was still very pleasant: "Don't talk about your savings and the little rich woman apprentice you are collecting now, just talk about yourself, I have asked experts to set up a project to study your problem, your awakening ability is so powerful that it is weird, and the conclusion is that you will not age at all!" When you're old, maybe the solar system won't exist anymore!
You just want to cheat an insurance, and when you are in your sixties, you will start to receive a pension, who knows that you can live to tens of thousands of years, and the welfare benefits of our kind of establishment are high, who knows how much advantage you have to take advantage of the country!
Don't think about it, I took the initiative to ask the organization to cancel your benefits, and I can't keep you moths! ”
An Ran was shocked: "Captain, how do you know everything?" ”
"That's right, I've been staring at you, and no small movement can escape my eyes." The captain's voice suddenly became a little anxious, and the screams of some people and the roar of metal explosions could be heard in the blank voice: "Okay, I'm busy with tasks here, I'll go to you as soon as I have time in two days, the team is almost busy here, but you are hiding by yourself, you kid don't want to run!" ”
"No, Captain, I'm not done yet." The subject of An Ran's call this time was actually to ask the captain to help contact some people who could help Shang Yi customize equipment, but he habitually talked nonsense and coquettishly with the captain, and actually delayed the business: "I still have something I want to ask you to help ...... here."
There were a few crisp sounds of swords intersecting on the other side of the phone, and the captain snorted: "Let's talk about it when we meet, anyway, you can solve the big things that are vital to life and death, and you can talk about the small things later, hang up first!" ”
Hearing the sound of the dripping sound coming from the captain's side, An Ran was suddenly a little worried, if he didn't have his teammates, he would encounter any enemies that he couldn't deal with. However, all the communication tools within his team had been handed over when he retired, and now the Celestial team was also on a secret mission, so he couldn't rush there.
But it's relieved to think about An Ran, not to mention that the captain wants to save face like this, if Da Wei can't afford to lose, if the war is a little uncomfortable, she will also call An Ran to find her back field, and she will definitely not be polite to An Ran. I haven't received a call now, which means that the situation is still under the control of my teammates.
Shang Yi, the fan sister who had been sitting carefully beside An Ran on the side, was still dizzy, and kept muttering: "I finally heard the voice of my captain, I finally heard the voice of my captain......"
"How could you not have heard her voice on TV, she has also released two albums and seven or eight singles, and even the promotional theme song of our Celestial Squad is sung by her." Enron was a little puzzled.
"That's different! This is to hear with your own ears. Shang Yi is still a fan girl.
"Isn't that also over the phone......
"It's just different!!"
"It's good, it's good if you're happy. And you heard, the captain is coming over in two days, and I'll trouble you to fry two more dishes that day, she likes to eat braised pork the most, you try to make it as red and dedicated as possible......"
"What, the captain is coming to the master's house!! I...... I ......"
"Shang Yi, what's wrong with you, Shang Yi!! Wake up, don't scare me! ”
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Shang Yi was fine, and after being rescued by An Ran with cold water, she was in stable condition and in good spirits, and she was concentrating on studying the practice of braised pork.
In the next few days, An Ran's life was still comfortable, with Shang Yi's good skills, An Ran didn't even have the leisure to bask in the sun, he drew the curtains all day long, played games and watched videos in his own room, and the time seemed happy and short.
Until it was this morning again, the doorbell of Enron's house suddenly thought.
An Ran's heart was excited, I was afraid that the captain had already come!
Gathering all his strength, he turned his head and ran towards his house. Shaving, washing hair, changing clothes, in no more than five seconds, An Ran, who was neatly dressed and in a positive spirit, was already standing at the door of his house again.
The success or failure of five insurances and one housing fund is in this move, and there is still no psychological pressure on the captain to play poor and talk about Enron.
Taking a deep breath, An Ran solemnly pushed open the door with his head down, and his mouth kept on his mouth like a cannon:
"Welcome to the inspection work! Although I quit my job for personal reasons during this time, I still did not relax my personal requirements, and I have always kept in mind your guidance to me......"
Before An Ran finished speaking, he heard Shang Yi behind him shouting crisply: "Master! ”
"Hehe, how about it, your idol is excited, hurry up and make the braised pork first......" An Ran said this and swept back, and then stopped in shock.
Shang Yi actually lowered his head and knelt beside the shoe rack respectfully.
"Shang Yi, you're not so exaggerated, you have to be rational when chasing stars......"
However, Enron felt that something was wrong, and hurriedly looked towards the door again.
Standing in front of the door was not the captain, but an old man in strange costumes.
The old man's hair was white and his face was withered, but above his cheekbones were two unnatural ruddy colors. Dressed in a white and black trimmed robe, it is strange but faintly extraordinary. Behind him was a sword diagonally, the hilt of which was slanting out from the back of his neck, and it was very quaint.
The old man ignored Shang Yi and politely bowed his hand to An Ran:
"Xu Jianzhen of the Heavenly Azure Sword Sect, take the liberty to visit, please bear with me."