Are you happy, I'm happy, what is happiness, let me tell you...

The song Ode to Happiness reverberates throughout the room. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

On the sofa, Wu Ming looked coldly ahead, there was a metal cage, and in it sat two smurfs with dejected heads and unhappy expressions.

Obviously, even though the song is called Ode to Happiness, the Smurfs are still not happy.

Wu Ming was holding a duck in his left hand, and a rattle in his right hand, and his eyes were gloomy and dripping water.

He couldn't believe why the Smurfs were still unhappy when he had even used the means to coax the child.

"Tell me, what do you want?" Wu Ming tapped his fingers on the sofa and asked in a deep voice to the two smurfs.

Hearing this, the Smurf turned his head stupidly and disdainfully, without looking at Wu Ming.

On the other side, Sister Lan blinked her eyes and said in an almost pleading tone: "Please, please die, why don't you die!" Hit your head against a wall or jump off a window! ”

"You're kidding!" Hearing Sister Blue's request, Wu Ming couldn't believe that these two Smurfs actually hated him so much.

This is hatred for oneself and anger for oneself for not dying, what a hatred this must be.

"We don't want anything, we just want you to die. Hang yourself, choke to death by drinking water, hit a wall and die, or even choke to death while eating! Please, please die, die quickly! ”

Sister Lan prayed again and again, begging Wu Ming to die in the next moment.

It's a pity that today's gods in the sky are obviously not on duty at home.

Sister Lan's request was destined to be unfulfilled, and the only thing she gained was that Wu Ming was really disgusted.

"Haven't you heard that good people don't live long, and disasters last for thousands of years? Okay, let's change the subject, I can't die if you die. ”

Wu Ming waved his hand and motioned for Sister Lan to say no more.

Hearing Wu Ming's words, Sister Lan sat in a corner of the iron cage and cried with grief and indignation.

And Clumsy shook his head, first comfortingly pulled the corner of Sister Lan's clothes, and then said, "Do you really want to know, what do we want?" ”

"Say it, don't fix the useless ones."

"There's only one thing we want, and that's... Freely! ”

As soon as the word freedom came out, Sister Lan stopped crying, but looked at Wu Ming.

Wu Ming sat quietly on the sofa, his vague gaze swept over the two Smurfs, and whispered, "Freedom, what a noble name!" ”

"Can you say yes?" Unconsciously, Ben Ben had already used honorifics and looked at Wu Ming expectantly.

Wu Ming smiled, shook his head resolutely, and said in a deep voice: "You are free, what should I do?" ”

... Discouraged...

Stupid and Sister Blue were desperate, snuggling up to each other in the iron cage, and there was no hope in their eyes.

If you are destined to live your whole life in a cold iron cage, what is the difference between that and dying.

When I think of that terrible future, even the Smurfs, who are naturally happy, can't help but despair.

"There is no real freedom, if it is a short-lived freedom...... OK. ”

"Ephemeral freedom, what's that?"

The word freedom touched the hearts of the two Smurfs, and they couldn't help but ask Wu Ming.

Wu Ming pondered for a moment, and then spoke: "In this way, if the stalemate continues, it will definitely not work." Why don't we each take a step back and seek common ground while reserving differences.

First of all, I need the essence of happiness, there is no doubt about that. And you, need to be free, you need to find happiness. Instead, we can think of it from a different perspective, and you are protected by me and provide me with the essence of happiness. And I, not restricting your freedom, both sides achieve a win-win situation! ”

Such conditions are extremely lenient compared to being locked in an iron cage for the rest of your life.

Wu Ming didn't bother, the two Smurfs were thinking, because he knew that with the wisdom of the Smurfs, he must know where his bottom line was.

Compromise is not for the sake of concession, but because the other side of the compromise has something that makes it valued.

Wu Ming had already made up his mind in his heart, if this method didn't work, he really had nothing to say.

"Can you elaborate a little bit?"

After the two Smurfs whispered, they didn't say anything more, vowing not to be complicit in evil.

After all, Wu Ming is the active party, and the two Smurfs have no room for bargaining, which is already a kind of bottom line.

"During the day, you go out happily and come back at night to provide me with the essence of happiness. And I will provide you with food, shelter, shelter, and a win-win situation for us!

Of course, this is the first and last chance. If you don't cherish it and try to slip away from me, I don't think I need to talk about the consequences! ”

The two Smurfs shuddered.

They looked at each other, and finally, under the witness of Wu Ming, nodded heavily and said, "Okay, we agreed!" ”

"Clever decision!"

Wu Ming waved towards the iron cage, grabbed the two Smurfs, and admonished, "Before you go out to play, I will cast a spell on you and hide your whereabouts." Remember, there are a lot of bad people in this world, and if they are caught by others, they must be handed over to the state! ”

"Surrender us to the state, why, who is the state, is he fierce?"

The two Smurfs don't know why, and they don't know the concept of the country at all.

Wu Ming didn't want to explain, but just waved his hand and threatened: "If you are handed over to the state, you will be cut directly from the middle by a group of people with knives." Believe me, compared to the big test institutes, I'm in paradise here! If you are caught, even if I will rescue you, you will be punished cruelly! ”

The name of the country, which first appeared in the minds of the Smurfs, became synonymous with horror.

The two Smurfs, just like chickens eating rice, subconsciously nodded again and again.

Seeing this scene, Wu Ming sneered, and slowly stretched out his finger and pointed it on the Smurf's forehead.

"Turning a blind eye... Turn a deaf ear to... Magic Positioning..."

The spell ring flashed red, and Wu Ming released several spells in a row, which was used to hide the Smurfs from being discovered.

When everything was over, Wu Ming withdrew his finger and looked at the two smurfs.

In the eye, the appearance of the two Smurfs was blurred, and this was still the relationship between Wu Ming as a spellcaster. If ordinary people saw it, this was a place where no one was in the air, and they wouldn't see the Smurfs at all.

"Alright, you can go out. Remember, rush back before the sun goes down and don't talk to strangers. Wu Ming waved his hand, signaling that the two Smurfs could leave.

The next moment, Stupid took Sister Lan's hand and jumped off Wu Ming's body quickly.

The two shouted freedom in their mouths, followed the door opened by Wu Ming, and rushed to the outside world.

"Free!"

A low sneer echoed through the room.

In the room, Wu Ming was sitting on the sofa, and in front of him was the picture of two Smurfs running outward.

ps

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