ps: 7 o'clock started to code words, 8.30 was a little sleepy, decided to squint, set the alarm clock, and when I woke up, it was already 11 o'clock. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info Here are the first two chapters of my new book "The Lord God Breeding Manual", and I will change it back to the text when I finish this chapter......

One

This is a small rental house of only about 20 square meters.

From the outside, this small room has only a small window, but this only small window is not only tightly closed, but also has thick curtains. In the eyes of passers-by who are a little more vigilant, such a small room undoubtedly looks very suspicious, and one can't help but wonder if the occupants of this rental house are bad guys like wanted criminals or gay who are keen on some dirty py deal......

Of course, if it weren't for the faint sound of singing that made people want to listen to it and couldn't stop at all, most of the neighbors in the neighborhood would have thought that there was no one living in this house with curtains drawn all year round.

"ギリギリ爱いけないボーダーライン......"

A strange and magical sound of music echoed through the room.

There are not many things in the small room of less than 20 square meters, a single bed, a multi-functional wardrobe, a bedside table, a computer desk with a laptop and a pen tablet, plus a back chair with the computer desk, and a "teenager" who sits on the back chair and broadcasts live to the computer.

——The painting area of the largest same-sex dating site starting with a certain B word——

Barrage 1: [Teacher, have you reviewed the manuscript you said before??? 】

Barrage 22: [Zombie teacher, the filth is boundless!] Thousands of years, dominate the rivers and lakes! 】

Barrage 36: [You have crossed the stage in front, aren't the old immortals of the stars and the undefeated of the East a channel? ] -_-||】

Barrage 54: [Hey! Demon spirits? Order a pork chop rice and it will be delivered to the old place in 10 minutes! 】

Barrage 65: [Call the police!] The male anchor is here to show the lower limit again! 】

……

The "boy" who appeared in front of the eyes of 3269 viewers was of medium stature, with a white and slightly feminine soft face, which could also be called clear eyebrows, and two cute tiger teeth would be revealed from time to time when he spoke.

However...... That doesn't change the fact that this guy is only perverted!

"Hoo-hoo! I haven't seen you for a week, do you miss me! ”

The teenager who was taking drugs on the live stream shouted into the microphone.

Barrage 77: [Teacher! I'm going to give you a ****! 】

Barrage 86: [Isn't the detention a maximum of 14 days?] Why was it released in just a week? 】

Barrage 88: [Earlier, you should ask why this big zombie was not captured and destroyed humanely!] 】

Barrage 97: [Onlookers in the back row, by the way, sell Shufjia, Diaopai, Olay ......]

Barrage 110: [Catch up with the live broadcast!] Quietly watching the teacher pretending to be ......]

Barrage 233: [Teacher is spicy! ] Don't hack him! Teacher, come to my arms! 】

Barrage 404: [..................]

Barrage 450: [You guys are so presumptuous! Gather here to take drugs! 】

Barrage 451: [Front, you are really presumptuous......]

……

Within three seconds from the teenager's camera to his first sentence, the screen was blown up by various barrages.

"Ahem!"

The "boy", who is registered as a "big zombie teacher" and calls himself an "eternally 18-year-old warrior of love and justice", coughed dryly, "It seems that everyone misses me very much!" Here's the answer to the first question of the barrage - the review has passed. I swear I'll never be dogged again this time! ”

Barrage 499: [Tut-tut, this flag stands beautifully!] As one of the first viewers to follow you, I remember this being the 9th time you've said this...... Twinkle and twinkle, the sky is full of dead omens~ Keep in formation downstairs! 】

Barrage 502: [Twinkle and twinkle, the sky is full of death omens~]

Barrage 666: [Twinkle and twinkle, the sky is full of death signs~]

……

"Enough of you! There is really a death omen in front of our eyes! ”

The "young man" surnamed Hao and his name Hua felt the deep malice from the broad masses of the people. was forcibly milked by his unscrupulous audience like this, and his 9th comic that was about to be serialized had to be uploaded and was imprisoned in a small black room in less than 2 words!

Hao Huaji, who ignored the barrage of screen swiping, turned on the screen recording and directly cut to the theme of this live broadcast: "As always, what we released in this issue is still the cover of the new work. If you want a high-definition **** version of the gentleman, please take a screenshot or download it yourself on the p station, then ......"

“duang！”

Hao Huaji, who was in front of the screen, just picked up the pen and was about to start the live broadcast of today's topic, when the computer jumped out of a pop-up window very facelessly. The pop-up window is concise, somewhat similar to the alert window for a system error, however......

Barrage 698: [! It turns out that the teacher is going to broadcast live today how to enter the main god space?! 】

Barrage 701: [It's a long life! The Great Zombie Teacher has been chosen by the main god! 】

Barrage 722: [How can I survive if I can't see the big zombie teacher in the future?] I'm going to die without a teacher......]

Barrage 736: [Is the teacher ...... lately? Hey, hey, hey, the computer is poisoned, right? Everyone knows it. 】

Barrage 748: [Have a good trip, don't send it well.] 】

Barrage 759: [Sending you away thousands of miles away, you are silent black and white, and the silent era may not be too far away to love...... Pick up the back one! 】

Barrage 763: [There's always big news before Friday lately!] Eating melons and watching sit and wait for the up master to soar ......]

Barrage 795: [I'll send you out of the world, are you still there, infinitely, life and death, it's hard to guess how to wait for it all your life...... Continued later! 】

Barrage 800: [Teacher, don't hesitate! Hurry up and confirm! I'm still waiting to see how you get into the main god space! Don't be cowardly at the speed point, move your fingers recklessly! 】

Barrage 812: [Don't be cowardly at the speed point, move your fingers recklessly!] 】

Barrage 883: [Don't be cowardly at the speed point, move your fingers recklessly!] 】

……

Ignoring these send-offs again, the persuasion of persuasion and the unscrupulous audience waiting to watch the big news, Hao Hua calmly looked at the book [Do you want to understand the meaning of life? Do you want to be ...... Or is it? Calmly left a sentence to the microphone, "Let's reinstall the system, and then resume the live broadcast in an hour", and then quickly unplugged the laptop and removed the battery board......

-- Day Two --

Penguin News: [Big news!] A network anchor in xx city mysteriously disappeared during the live broadcast, suspected to be the "main god" in the online novel "Infinite Terror!! 】

Old Wave News: [It has been confirmed that the 22-year-old well-known online anchor evaporated from the world during the live broadcast, and the murderer was determined to be the virtual character "main god" in the online article "Infinite Terror"!! 】

Sao Fox News: [Sensational! ] The "Lord God" really exists!! 】

……

XX City TV Station: [Regarding the mysterious incident of a well-known network anchor at home yesterday, the police have intervened in the investigation, please believe in science and do not follow the crowd. 】

XX Provincial TV Station: [According to the report sent back by the frontline reporter in XX City, the police have intervened in the investigation at present, and our station will continue to follow up and report the latest situation. 】

ccav10: [Professor XX pointed out that there are many cases in the history of science regarding the mysterious disappearance of the online anchor surnamed Hao in XX City during the live broadcast yesterday. This is the result of the RRR produced by the combination of the xxx phenomenon and the OOO reaction, which is very rare in science, so please do not panic and do not listen to rumors. 】

……

Hao Huajian became popular overnight, although the media has done too much coverage of him as a client, but under the real-name system on the Internet, his personal information quickly spread all over the country.

There was once a brother who became a legend. Today, Hao Huaji, who occupies the front page of major media, has become a new legend on the rivers and lakes. People send nicknames: Funny brother.

Two

Little did Hao Hua know that he would achieve his dream of becoming a well-known cartoonist the day after he disappeared.

In this era of network information, once personal information is exposed on the Internet, then all your privacy will be dug deep by some idle and boring people, and become a poor little Lori who has been stripped naked in the public.

For example, Hao Huaji, who robbed the headlines on the front page of a well-known artist.

Whether it is his previous 8 comics that will be sealed into a small black house if he doesn't live for more than two words, or the new comics that are about to be serialized, they are all exposed under the noses of the vast number of netizens, and are regarded by a large group of gentlemen as (r18) Forbidden book catalog - "Funny Brother's Dirty God Treasure Book", which is properly stored in the Du Niang network disk.

However, for Hao Huaji, everything in the world he lived in no longer had anything to do with him. Because he was pulled by the main god in the online novel into the current dark main god space.

Through the little white glimmer emitted by himself, Hao Hua could barely tell that he was standing in a huge space that was extremely empty and the ground was full of potholes in this dark main god space.

The faint white glimmer on his body was not enough for him to get a glimpse of the surroundings, and all the information he had obtained so far was explored by looking down at his feet. For this reason, he has already fallen several times, and the burning pain in his knee is constantly reminding him to look down at the road, otherwise he is likely to fall into the pit......

"That...... Is the Lord God at home? It's dark here, can you turn the lights on? ”

Every 200 steps or so, Hao Huaji would stop and shout at the distant and deep darkness around him like this.

Hao Huaji, who still didn't get any response, looked at the outstretched index finger of his shimmering right hand.

It's about to make a second fist. Have I shouted 9 times and walked 1800 steps? Tsk, stop after another 200 steps.

From the moment he came to this space, Hao Hua didn't even see a ghost shadow when he saw a big white ball of light that could illuminate the entire space like the sun.

The potholed ground that is inconvenient to walk on, and the dark and dark environment, all of these are constantly causing huge psychological pressure on Hao Huaji. After walking about a kilometer and shouting back and forth 9 times without a response, his heart became a little irritable.

Therefore, knowing that in this claustrophobic environment, Hao Huaji, who should adjust his psychological state in time to avoid the explosion of his mind and accelerate his mental breakdown, decided to stop and rest for a while after walking another 200 steps to adjust his psychological changes. It's not the first time he's encountered this situation, and every time he draws comics in that small rental house for a long time, he will have similar irritability, but as a "teenager" who aspires to become a well-known cartoonist, he is still very good at self-regulation. Well...... Just take a little rest.

"Click!"

Hao Hua looked at the ground under his feet to avoid the "shell craters" on the ground that seemed to be covered by artillery fire, but unfortunately he didn't take a few steps before he heard a crisp sound that sounded like the sound of glass breaking, and then a sharp pain came from under the sole of his left foot.

Gan! Stepping on the glass! I hope I don't puncture my blood vessels, or I'll die of blood loss in this place where birds don't!"

This was the first thought that came to Hao Huaji's mind.

Carrying the pricked left foot, Hao Hua jumped two steps back from the ground when he rushed back and forth, and after confirming that there would be no sharp or club-like strange objects in the place that made him scream and play the song "Chrysanthemum Remnant", he sat on the ground and crossed his bleeding left foot in front of him, and observed the wound through the faint light of unknown principle on his body.

"Hiss~"

Gritting the back socket, Hao Hua pulled out the piece of glass that was no longer transparent after being soaked in blood, slightly arc-shaped, penetrating his flip-flops, and piercing into the soles of his feet.

"I just don't know if it's going to be tetanus......"

wiped the beads of sweat on his forehead because of the pain, and Hao Huaji, who was muttering in his mouth, was glad that he had changed into a clean set of clothes before the live broadcast. Although I fell a few times along the way, and the white T-shirt with the letters "FFF" printed on the chest and a funny expression printed on the back was a little dirty, it was not difficult to find a relatively clean fabric on it and bandage the wound.

"Sting!"

Taking off the t-shirt, Hao Huaji took the piece of glass that made him red, and made a cut on the cleanest waist of the t-shirt, ripped off the strip of cloth that looked very clean, and wrapped it around the soles of his feet.

"Whew~"

After calmly treating the wound, Hao Hua let out a sigh and forcibly suppressed the urge to scold his mother in his heart.

Hao Huaji, who didn't want the depression in his heart to affect his mentality, needed a punching bag, so the piece of glass with a little arc that pierced the soles of his feet and made his blood flow all over the ground became the best object to vent.

"Huh?! What the hell?! ”

However, when Hao Hua was about to smash the "piece of glass" in his hand and smash it, he was surprised to find that the piece of glass soaked in his own blood actually emitted the same faint white light as his body, and the blood on it had disappeared without a trace.

"Damn?! Could this be the legendary artifact that can drip blood and recognize the Lord?! It turns out that I'm still a protagonist with a dragon Aotian template?! ”

Hao Huaji, who has read a lot of online novels, exclaimed. According to the routines in some of the online novels he has read, the protagonists are the kind of people who can eat a divine beast and a holy beast by taking a tea egg from the table after perming their heads at Master Wang's house in Licunkou, so he was pierced by the glass on the ground, wouldn't he have to pick up a super artifact-level big baby? The super artifact has a basic function of dripping blood to recognize the master, which is quite in the past......

Just as Hao Huaji was playing with the piece of "glass piece in his hand" that was still as deep as the sea just now, and he couldn't wait to let it fall into pieces, a faint soft and glutinous child's voice came out from the darkness in front of him: "My ......"

Hao Hua looked up at the darkness ahead. I saw that two scarlet ghost fires appeared in the darkness that was still far away and deep just now, dangling at a height of about one meter and two above the ground.

Staggered to his feet, tiptoeing on his injured left foot, and holding the "super artifact" emitting a white shimmer in front of him with his index finger and middle finger like a road charm.

"What...... What people! Come out! I'm the protagonist with a super artifact! I won't be afraid of cows, ghosts, snakes, and gods like you! Don't pretend to be a ghost there! Come out! (To be continued.) )