Chapter 357: Blockbuster of the Year
As a well-known 18X painter in the industry, Shang Rafter still has a lot of like-minded friends in the gentleman's world, of course, just netizens. Some of these friends are fellow artists, as well as loyal readers. Such a group of scum of society...... Wrong! The elite of the gentleman's world, of course, have their own group of friends to exchange and discuss some gentlemen's topics.
It's not because Shang Rafter is remembering those deceased comrades-in-arms, it's just that what he's been experiencing so far reminds him of a sentence said by someone in the group who died - "My girlfriend called me early this morning to tell me that she was pregnant!" I'm only 18 years old and I'm going to be a dad? I'm still young and haven't had enough fun! What should I do?! Ask for advice from experienced bosses! Urgent! Online and more! β
Shang Rafter remembers that he replied to the 18-year-old who woke up and was happy to be a father - "Let's start with why there are traitors in this group who have a girlfriend as a winner in life, anyway, if you don't invite everyone to drink the wedding wine...... Gasoline and torches have appeared in my hands, you can do it yourself. β
This was just Shang Rafter's joke at the time, after all, people are only 18 years old and have not yet reached adulthood, and they have just escaped from the category of children, so it is too early to take children.
It's just that Shang Rafter never dreamed that the "happy to be a father" incident that he laughed at and ridiculed would happen to him one day!
Be reasonable! Although we are 22 years old, we may be 23 years old. But ah! We don't have the idea of becoming a father all of a sudden, hey! And even if we are now apostates, heretics who had to be burned at the stake in our own opinion, with six cute girls who are officially engaged, plus a group of reserve members of the Crystal Palace...... So what? Labor and management are still meowing chickens!
The 18-year-old Sao Nianxi told him before he became a father, but his girlfriend who had a banging experience with him told him, but ...... What about me?! A little Lori who looks like she is 10 years old pounces on her and says "Father"?! Who can stand this Nima?!
The whole person was petrified, and the business rafters were stiffly held by the sleeping god Xiao Lori, and he didn't know how to react now.
"Father?"
Seeing that her dear father was motionless like a stiff corpse, little Lori, named Dawn, raised her little head and screamed in confusion.
As soon as I heard the words "Father", I couldn't help but shudder, and the merchant rafter was able to lift the petrified DEBUFF.
Looking down at the long black hair with soft hair in his arms, looking up at his handsome little face as delicate as a porcelain doll, and looking at his little Lori with a pair of slightly reflective big black eyes, Shang Rafter subconsciously thought, "Huh? It looks like it's not bad to have such a cute daughter~"
Ahem! Wrong! Wrong! What the hell am I thinking?! I like to be a father, this kind of thing happens to others, and I can still talk about it after dinner, but I am still not grateful for it when it happens to me! It's good that they haven't come in the North Mansion yet, otherwise I would have died a very modest death with the sound of "Father" just now......
"Admiral, can you explain why we have a daughter and we don't know about it?"
The sound of questioning was accompanied by the sound of "click" and the incomparably strong murderous ......
Dead! Dead! Dead! No way! If I don't explain it clearly, I'll really be killed by the North House!
Shang Rafter didn't even have the courage to look back at the other fiancΓ©es who had entered the warehouse at some point. Beizhai is not Icarus who is ignorant of this kind of thing! Why don't you explain this quickly...... Brother Cheng! Do you always come to pick me up?
"Child, you must be in a daze, you are 22 years old this year, and you have not officially married, so how can you say that you have children? It's impossible to have a daughter as old as you. β
Shang Rafter, who didn't want to be laughed at by Brother Cheng for "not only getting up early, but also getting less and less", was in a hurry, and forcibly suppressed the trembling feeling in his heart brought by the murderous aura exuded by his own sister behind him, looked at Xiao Lori with an extremely calm and clear gaze, and reached out to touch her long soft black hair.
Of course, whether the hand that touched the head and killed it trembled badly, that only Shang Rafter and the little Lori who was killed by the head knew it.
Originally, when Shang Rafter thought about it, he said so, and the little Lori in his arms, who was probably asleep, was still awake, but unfortunately......
As soon as the dawning little Lori heard the murderous voice behind her father, she directly poked out her little head and exclaimed: "Ah! It's Mother-sama! β
Then he asked his father, who was bewildered with a capital letter, "Huh? Did my father make my mother angry again? Not! Aunt Bismarck also looked angry......"
A group of girls subconsciously looked at the North House who spoke just now and Bismarck, who was called Auntie: "Mother? Aunt Bismarck? Staring~"
"Ahhh~ That's interesting......"
Kurumi's eyes full of meaning stared at the bewildered North House, who also had a capital letter, uncomfortable.
"Wait! This plot is not right! The correct plot should obviously be that the Admiral had an affair behind everyone's back, had a child early and abandoned his wife and daughter to deceive our feelings, and then was abandoned by the Admiral, a negative man, to recognize his daughter?! β
Completely ignore the girls who completely ignored the "correct plot" that the general flagship said: "Staring~"
"What, it turned out to be the daughter of me and Beizhai, so I'm relieved."
Shang Rafter, who found that he didn't need to be blackened by the German sisters, suddenly looked relieved...... What a ghost!
Let's not mention the fact that we haven't been on the boat! Kitataku appeared on the day of the end of the world.,It's been less than three months since then.,Who can tell me how I had a 10-year-old daughter with Kitaku in less than three months?! We're not rats with super reproductive abilities, hey!
"Ahh......h
As soon as he heard his own admiral's words, Kurumi's gaze at the North Mansion became even more strange.
Fantasy looked at the North Mansion that was about to collapse with admiration: "Admit it...... Tirpitz predecessors deserve to be the general flagship. β
"Interesting, it turns out that there is no pregnancy period after the human race is combined with our ship's mother? And the offspring that are born grow so fast? Tut...... I'd love to look into it. As a technologist, Akashi shifted his inquisitive gaze to the "heir" of his own admiral and chief flagship.
"Where's Auntie......"
A mafia eldest sister who is only 1.3 meters tall looks at Bismarck, who was turned gray and white by a "Aunt Bismarck", with pity.
It's not just the girls of the Doomsday Fleet who look at the parties with all kinds of eyes, but even the three members of the gendarmerie and the little Lori of the Meow King who came to visit, and her mount, the Mother of the Frost Dragon.
In short, except for Zhou Ke'er, who stayed in the air fortress to take care of the corpses of his comrades, and Icarus, who was unconscious, everyone else was shocked by this annual family ethics drama in their eyes...... (To be continued.) )