Chapter 14: God Loves Whiskers
"How do you eat this?" Wang Xiaoshi looked at the insect corpse dragged back with a sad face. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
"Don't you have information about eating crabs in your memory, so eat them as if they were big crabs." The Creator stood far away with his nose pinched.
This is a creator with a habit of cleanliness. And this thing is pitch black, and the wound is bleeding disgustingly green worm blood. The dense fangs and slimy saliva in the worm's mouth really don't know what kind of person can even eat such a disgusting thing. As soon as Wang Xiaoshi finished thinking like this, there was a gurgling sound in his stomach.
"With the strange aesthetic of the earth, this bug may not be pretty. But this creator of the Destroyer, even from the point of view of the Creator, is much stronger than a creature like you, with both hands and feet, and the vital parts of the body exposed. The Creator said disapprovingly.
She threw a point of light and landed on the bug: "You see, its main exposed surface is the back, and in order to protect the most vulnerable back, the Zerg has evolved a hard shell here. It has six legs, which means that as long as it does not have three legs on one side that are devastating at the same time, it can still maintain a certain amount of mobility. If you look at its weapons, first of all, this pair...... Well, the mantis knife, the weapon used to attack, is directly a part of its body, and it has been consciously learning and adapting to this pair of innate weapons, which allows it to directly participate in combat without any training, and to exert its maximum power. Behind this part is its acid storage gland, which is also its innate ability, although it can only store a maximum of three jets, but it is only the lowest level of the Zerg, how high can it be? ”
The Creator continued: "Look at you humans again, almost all the vital points are directly exposed to the enemy, especially ...... The lowest insects know to grow it in the most secret parts, and humans are simply shameless! The Creator looked between Wang Xiaoshi's legs, and his face became more and more disdainful.
Wang Xiaoshi felt as if he had been stripped naked, he couldn't help but clamp his legs, and said angrily: "But we humans have clothes!" There is armor! That's more than enough to make up for the shortcomings you mentioned. ”
The Creator looked at him with a smirk: "Really? There is such a message in your memory - take medicine when you are sick, and wear clothes and quilts when you are afraid of the cold. Isn't the obsession with covering and arming oneself with clothes and armor that you think of the human body as shameful and fragile? ”
Wang Xiaoshi's brain was a little unable to turn for a while, and then looked at the insect corpses on the ground, not only was it not so disgusting, but he also felt a little inferior in his heart.
"Well, you're right, you're omnipotent, you're always right. So now can you tell me where this perfect bug can eat? ”
As soon as Wang Xiaoshi's words fell, he only felt that the light next to him flashed, and the surroundings suddenly became much brighter. He looked at the Creator in astonishment, and found her smiling with satisfaction on her face, her body radiating a soft white light. Wang Xiaoshi looked at her and asked in horror, "You can't show your original form, right?" ”
The light on the creator's body flashed away, and the smiling face tensed again: "Don't think I don't know the meaning of the original form, a slap in the face will be written down for the time being." I'll tell you where this bug can eat. ”
Wang Xiaoshi nodded again and again, after all, he was really hungry, and he said sincerely while fiddling with the insect's legs with his saber: "How do you feel like you know everything, in the words of the earth, you are simply an omniscient and omnipotent god." ”
When the Creator heard this, a soft light flickered on his body again. Wang Xiaoshi seemed to think of something, he opened his mouth wide and pointed at the creator, and said in disbelief for a while: "You creators...... I don't think I like to be patted on the back!! ”
The Creator seemed a little shy: "What a sycophant, it's too ugly." It is the nature of the Creator that we are born to seek beauty and praise. ”
So the worship of the gods and goddesses on the earth...... Could it be that human beings were born out of the nature of the Creator?
Wang Xiaoshi felt that this was a little incredible: "Anyway, you have also called for wind and rain on this planet before, you can't help but praise it, I haven't said a few words, you are flashing like a fluorescent lamp." ”
"Shut up! I've just been lonely here for too long, and I'm just a little surprised to hear compliments. Are you going to starve yourself! The creator probably felt that his behavior was a little out of shape in front of Wang Xiaoshi, a low-level life form, and tried to make a solemn appearance and divert the topic.
"Generally speaking, the legs of organic organisms are the safest to eat, because very few organisms will grow organs in the lower limbs, and even those races that are highly toxic to humans generally have no toxic glands." The Creator pointed with his cursor.
Wang Xiaoshi used a titanium saber to split the shell of a bug's leg, revealing brown fibrous tissue mixed with green blood vessels that were clear at a glance.
Wang Xiaoshi frowned: "These green blood won't be poisonous, right?" ”
The Creator replied, "The red blood of humans is just as disgusting to the Zerg. ”
Wang Xiaoshi cut off a piece of tissue with a knife, put his heart horizontally in his mouth and chewed it, there seemed to be no peculiar smell, but the empty stomach became extremely excited after discovering the chewing behavior in the mouth, and the sound of 'grunting' in his stomach kept ringing for a while.
Wang Xiaoshi once again cast a pleading gaze at the Creator: "Almighty God, can you help me conjure some firewood?" It would be nice if there was salt and cumin pepper noodles. ”
"Salt is fine, cumin and chili flakes are what?" The Creator is clearly not truly omniscient.
"What about fire? Do you want me to eat insect sashimi? You have to have soy sauce and wasabi. ”
"Soy sauce and wasabi? What's that? Oops, low-level lifeforms are really troublesome, eating is just to maintain the stability of their own lifeforms, why do you still have so many requirements. "Finding several objects in a row that he didn't know about, the creator who had lost face was a little impatient.
Wang Xiaoshi raised his hand and surrendered: "Okay, thank the Creator for giving me food and fire to feed and clothe." Raise the flames for me. ”
"Your body has been transformed, isn't it already possible to summon the fire elemental?"
Wang Xiaoshi put up a finger, his face was red, and his fingertips finally sneered and lit a candle-sized flame, fluttering and swaying, and it would be extinguished at any time: "You don't mean this, do you?" ”
"Yes, that's it." The Creator replied solemnly.
Jiang Qiao rubbed his eyebrows, stretched his body trapped in the spacious sofa hard, and then took the document handed over by the secretary standing in front of him.
"Still no progress? Won't the newly researched potent GM fluid help the evolution of the five-star warrior? Jiang Qiao couldn't hide the loss on his face.
The secretary replied respectfully: "Yes, not only is the growth of a five-star warrior useless, but it also has no effect on humans who have reached the limit of four hundred years of life. ”
The corners of Jiang Qiao's eyes twitched, he put down the document in his hand and rubbed his face: "So how did the American Space Marines succeed?" These Yankees, at this time, still want to hide their secrets. ”
The secretary replied: "According to the analysis of our intelligence officers, it is very likely that the evolution after the five-star will be determined by personal qualifications. The success of the American Space Marines may be just a fluke, and they simply can't replicate it. What's more, now that all the super warbs on Earth have been wiped out, it may not be a good thing for a Space Marine to appear in the country. ”
Jiang Qiao smiled: "Are you worried that the strength of the space marines is too strong, and they will even override the country?" ”
The secretary bowed slightly: "Although the Space Marines are still within the controllable range, as you know, although the difference between the five-star warriors and the Star Marines is only one level, the difference in strength between the two can be said to be the difference between the two. Space marines have even been out of the category of human beings, so the comet-level and planetary-level ...... behind Of course, all this may just be a lowly and unfounded worry. ”
Jiang Qiao held his chin with one hand and fell into deep thought, and only after a moment did he say, "According to the information sent back by the power wave detector we set up in the United States, the strength of this space soldier is indeed beyond all of our expectations. But in general, the Space Marines are still within the control of the state...... You're planning ahead. Go to Prime Minister Su Yu and convene a star-rated warrior prevention and control meeting. Since we are already lagging behind in the development of star fighters, we must at least catch up in terms of prevention and control! ”
The secretary hesitated for a moment: "Now?" But your body ......"
Jiang Qiao laughed and stood up: "I have lived for more than three hundred years, and there is not much time left for me, it is the time when I need to work overtime to shine." ”
The secretary bowed, "Yes." ”
Watching the secretary walk out of the door, Jiang Qiao's hands suddenly trembled slightly, and his eyes were full of inexplicable panic.