Chapter 30 This is not David

After a farce, Jiang Qilin looked at Nainelli's newly released work with a blue nose and a swollen face. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

In this work, the hero in front of him is a muscular, well-proportioned figure of a young warrior. He stood confidently and heroically, grasping the slinging belt with his left hand, his right hand drooping, his head turned to the left, his handsome face and piercing eyes staring into the distance, as if searching for the enemy in the distance on the horizon, ready to enter a new battle.

The fly in the ointment is that the hero has a bath towel wrapped around his waist, which brings a touch of laziness to the brave hero, as if the warrior is about to go to bed.

Jiang Qilin looked at this statue blankly and wanted to cry without tears, can David with a bath towel still be called David?

"Look what good you've done!" Jiang Qilin pointed at the statue indignantly and shouted.

"That's better than what you want Nainali to carve out that kind of part!" Several women retorted with red faces.

"You guys are disrespectful to art! It's the prejudice of vulgar people against artists! Jiang Qilin scolded bitterly.

"Master, what should be the name of this statue?" Nanali asked, turning her head.

"Call it David, no, it doesn't deserve to be called David, just name it Passerby A!" Jiang Qilin said heartbrokenly.

In this way, the famous sculpture of the Apollo Demon Martial Arts Academy was born, and later generations unanimously believed that this was the self-image description of the bohemian and uninhibited of a generation of legendary Jiang Qilin.

"Ahhhh Jiang Qilin touched the aching body and walked on campus, what was more intense than the physical pain was the trauma of the soul! This statue of passerby A has become a lifelong shame for him! These guys who don't respect art!

"At this time, you should find something to do that can heal your soul!" Jiang Qilin muttered to himself.

"Lady Golia's bunny girl costume hasn't been fulfilled yet, so take this opportunity to let her wear it for me!" Jiang Qilin clenched his fists, his saliva flowed, sure enough, the cute bunny girl costume is an excellent medicine to heal the soul!

"Mistress Goliath, I'm here!" Jiang Qilin cheered all the way to Golia's residence and knocked on the door.

"Cuckoo, cuckoo!" A mechanically constructed bird fluttered out of the crack in the window, swayed and landed in front of Jiang Qilin, and then emitted a cold mechanical synthesis sound.

"Please press one for door-to-door repayment, press two for take-out delivery, press three for door-to-door message, and please turn left for door-to-door debt collection!" After saying that, the cuckoo spread its wings, revealing a flat chest with three buttons of different colors.

"Little rabbit, open the door! I'm coming in! Jiang Qilin pressed three in a cold sweat, and he didn't know where to complain.

"The master said she wasn't there!" After a while, the cuckoo flew out of the window crack again, leaving behind a sentence that made Jiang Qilin crazy.

"Gloria, don't hide inside and keep quiet, I know you're home!" Jiang Qilin banged on the door and shouted!

"Open the door, open the door, you have the ability to take gold coins, you have the ability to open the door!" Jiang Qilin knocked for a long time and didn't see anyone open the door, and finally deeply realized the essence of Golia's crossing the river and demolishing the bridge.

Damn, judging from her corrupt and bribery, scoundrel and money-worshipping character, what is it to rely on a gambling account! It's so sweet for yourself!

Jiang Qilin disappeared from the cuckoo's sight in frustration, turned around and went around to the corner of Golia's house, and ambushed here, Golia, this president and you are consumed!

"Squeak", after a short time, Golia's door slowly opened, revealing a nervous and pretty face.

"Whew, I'm finally gone, and now I've escaped!" Mistress Goliath let out a long breath.

"Really?" Jiang Qilin stood behind her and sneered.

"Hey, hey! Aren't you already gone? Gloria screamed.

"If the bunny girl outfit I said is not fulfilled, how can I leave easily? Do you say yes, dear Judge Justice! Jiang Qilin showed a stiff expression that was not smiling.

"There's a reason for this, this!" Mistress Goliath took a step back.

"Oh, what is the reason for you to lie to the benefactor who helped you get your wages back?" Jiang Qilin approached step by step, revealing a dark smile.

"This, I'm inconvenient these days!" Goliath covered her mouth in a cold sweat.

"Oh, it's the first time I've heard that costumes also have menstrual periods! Would you like me to ask a pastor for you to take a closer look at it? Jiang Qilin sneered.

"I, I mean I'm running out of energy, yes, that's running out of energy!" Goliath hurriedly explained.

"Oh, so why do you say you're not home?" Jiang Qilin raised his voice.

"This, this is a white lie, I never regret what Golia said, even if it is a bunny girl costume, I want to show the best side in front of President Zero Zero, not the appearance of energy exhaustion and sickness!" Gloria found out that she had actually fulfilled the lie, and she couldn't help but rejoice in her heart.

"Really? In fact, even this Golia-sama has a unique flavor! It's better to choose a day than to hit the day, just today! Jiang Qilin smiled evilly.

"How can this be, let's wait for later!" Goliath hurriedly prevaricated.

"But I want to see the bunny girl outfit today, shouldn't I meet the benefactor's request at this time?" Jiang Qilin said proudly.

"I see," Goliath agreed, dejectedly.

"Speaking of which, aren't you lonely living alone in such a big house?" Jiang Qilin changed his shoes and sat on the sofa.

"We dolls are not like humans, as long as we keep our eyes closed, we can spend decades at once!" Gloria lay on the couch without a ladylike image.

Hey, hey, hey, the belly is almost exposed! Is it really okay?

"Oh, that's so convenient," Jiang Qilin replied nonchalantly, his eyes fell on Golia's lower abdomen, yes, yes, yes, if you go up a little more, you will be able to see your navel immediately! Oh oh oh, the doll is amazing!

"Guests, please have tea!" A mechanical dog brought a cup of tea to Jiang Qilin.

"Okay," Jiang Qilin noticed that it was all on Golia-sama's navel, and poured the tea into his mouth without looking at it.

"Whoa!" Jiang Qilin rolled around on the ground, raised his fingers tremblingly, his lips were swollen like sausages, and he said urgently: "How can a host's family entertain guests with such hot tea?" You're murdering! ”

"Murder, murder, it's a good idea" Golia's eyes lit up, looking at Jiang Qilin like a lamb to the slaughter.

"Lady Goliath, don't go astray!" Jiang Qilin was so frightened that his soul flew away, today this is not a big bad wolf entering the rabbit's den, but like an ignorant lamb strayed into the tiger's den.

"Cut, if you don't make a pact with Dumbledore, you can't hurt the teachers and students of the Academy," Goliath smacked her mouth.

Oh oh oh, the headmaster is mighty, and he was saved by the headmaster he had never seen before, and Jiang Qilin was grateful.

"Ahem, Lady Goliath, are you ready to keep your promise!" Now that he has the talisman, Jiang Qilin began to tease the puppet Golia.

"Well, after I thought about it carefully, the bunny girl is really too early for you, in order to protect the physical and mental health of your students, I, Lord Goliath, will not hesitate to bear the notoriety of not keeping my promises!" Lady Goliath said impassionedly.

"I'm eighteen!" Jiang Qilin shouted loudly, showing that he was no longer a minor!

"But in my opinion, this age is a child!" The puppet Goliath hinted euphemistically, trying in vain to shake Jiang Qilin's determination, even if it was an old woman, don't you care?

It's too naïve, what an obstacle is the age gap, as long as it's cute, it's justice! Jiang Qilin clenched his fists and said, "One hundred gold coins!" ”

"What?" This time it was Lady Goliath who was shaken.

"Well, a hundred gold coins is enough for you to buy a few gorgeous clothes in a luxury store," Jiang Qilin tempted.

"I will not go back on what I say Golia!" Goliath swallowed and said in a voice that was completely incomprehensible.

Just now you have gone back on your word several times, believing that you have a ghost, Jiang Qilin disdainfully thought of it.

"One hundred and fifty gold coins!"

"This, this,"

"Two hundred gold coins! After this village, there is no such shop! Jiang Qilin looked like he was in control of everything.

"Deal!" Goliath said undisciplinedly.

And just like that, a dirty money deal was quietly concluded in Golia's cabin.

"Okay, Golia?" Jiang Qilin sat on the sofa with a big grin, blindfolded according to Golia's request, tsk, it's quite emotional!

Oh oh oh, so much looking forward to it! Jiang Qilin couldn't help but feel itchy when he heard the sound of Suosuo's change of clothes next door.

"Alright, you can take off your blindfold!" Golia's words were shy.

"Oh oh oh, let Uncle Ben appreciate it!" Jiang Qilin smiled and took off his blindfold, and finally saw Golia in a rabbit costume.

Our family has no regrets in this life, it's strange!

"Why did you come out in a bunny doll costume?" Jiang Qilin angrily accused.

"This is a bunny outfit, I'm a girl, isn't it a bunny girl outfit together?" Goliath said with an innocent expression.

"The bunny girl costume is not such a casual thing, such a bunny girl costume is not sexy at all, not tempting at all, apologize to the bunny girl pretend!" Jiang Qilin shouted angrily.

"No, by the way, pay quickly!" Gloria stretched out her wicked hands.

"I'm going to sue the Consumer Association for your complaint! You unscrupulous merchant who sells dog meat on the head of a sheep! Jiang Qilin looked at Golia, who had snatched all the gold coins from him with a desolate expression.

"Let them get me!" Goliath looked fearless.

"Damn, you're robbing!" Jiang Qilin hugged Golia's thigh and shouted, "At least leave me today's meal money!" ”