Chapter 37: Isn't That Terrible?
Chapter 37: Isn't That Terrible!
"Yo, isn't this a perverted president, why can't you even ride a horse?" Jiang Qilin, who caught up with everyone, was mercilessly ridiculed by Yuriko. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
"Of course, it's not as good as Yuriko-san, who is very good at riding! I wonder if Yuriko-san is on top or below on weekdays? Although Jiang Qilin was holding Buck's classmate as if he was cowardly, he didn't fall into his mouth.
"I don't know what you're talking about, but I always feel like you're scolding me."
"It's just your delusion," Jiang Qilin turned his head and whistled.
"Hmph, hillbilly boobs who can't ride a horse, a star, a pervert, a scumbag, a pervert!"
"Hey, hey, you're going too far, at least get rid of the chest star, this president is very loving!" Jiang Qilin looked aggrieved.
Wouldn't you refute the claim that the hillbilly pervert scumbag who can't ride a horse? Sister Sophia complained secretly.
"Eh, is Miss Ben also in your hunting area? Don't! I warn you, stay away from Miss Ben! Yuriko will always have only one sister in her heart! Yuriko hugged her chest and stared at Jiang Qilin vigilantly.
"Don't worry, you, who can't even compare to a young girl, have no interest in it at all!" Jiang Qilin silently saluted Yuriko's airfield.
"Heavenly punishment!"
After driving for two hours, Jiang Qilin and his party finally arrived at the designated villages around the Red Leaf Forest before the sun set, and someone had already come out to greet them from afar.
"Thank you for your warm help, we don't have anything good to entertain in this small village, please don't be surprised!" An elderly man bowed and saluted.
"Uncle Don't be polite, are you the head of this village?" Jiang Qilin hurriedly helped the old man up and asked.
"Yes, the old man has lived in this village for decades, and everyone has become the head of this village because of their love, if you need to, just ask, the old man will do his best to do it."
"Village chief, don't be polite, help us feed the horses some fodder, make room for a few more people, and finally call the villager who witnessed the tragedy for the first time," Jiang Qilin said methodically.
"Okay, don't worry, you won't make any mistakes," the old man saluted and left respectfully.
"Look, I've never seen a handsome guy!" Jiang Qilin rolled his eyes as he looked at Yuriko's strange eyes.
"Hmph, just the ugliness you look!" Yuriko snorted disdainfully.
"Don't look at my face, in the eyes of some people, it can be rated as a handsome guy," Jiang Qilin boasted to himself.
"Who are they, who are those people with special interests?" Yuriko replied coldly.
Damn, this lily girl! You're in a special interest! Your whole family has special interests!
"Actually, the president looks pretty good," Sophia said with a blushing face.
Or Sophia's senpai has vision! Jiang Qilin was immediately moved.
"Huh? Sister Sophia, you are really right! Louise looked surprised, and the fire of gossip burned.
"This, that, I didn't say it just now!" Facing everyone's flickering eyes, Senior Sister Sophia instantly panicked and denied what she had just said at a loss.
How so, Sister Sophia! Jiang Qilin suffered a critical blow in an instant, and he knelt on the ground and couldn't get up again.
Everyone was placed in a hut at the entrance of the village, so that the monster could react as soon as it struck, and then saw the villager at the scene of the crime as he wished, but unfortunately after repeated inquiries, he still found nothing, the villager only saw the collapsed house, blood all over the ground, and nothing else was found.
"Ladies and gentlemen, it's time for dinner, please come with me," the village chief knocked on the door with his cane.
"This is a little bit of the village's heart, I hope you like it," said the village chief, pointing to a large roasted wild boar and smiling.
"Village Chief, you're polite, then we'll laugh at it!" Jiang Qilin smiled heartily.
"Oh, oh, this skill is not bad," Jiang Qilin cut open the fragrant roasted wild boar and distributed the meat to everyone.
"Master, I'm going to find something to eat," Nanali took a step and slipped into the autumn leaf forest with ease, bringing back a large number of strange vegetables and fruits in a short time.
"Master, please!" Nanali handed over a bright red fruit.
"Oh, thanks!" Jiang Qilin took the fruit, wiped it casually, put it to his mouth and bit it hard, and suddenly a fragrant juice slipped into his mouth.
"How is the master?" Nanali asked nervously.
"Not bad! Not bad! Jiang Qilin gave a thumbs up.
"Hehe, if the master likes it, it's fine!" Nanali happily took the fruit and ate it.
"Nanali, are you elves vegetarians?" Jiang Qilin asked curiously.
"That's not it, since frequent contact with humans, now many elves will also pair some meat food, as long as they don't overkill animals, but most elves have a light taste, so they are still vegetarian." Nanali explained carefully.
"So that's the case," Jiang Qilin relieved his heart, since he came to the other world, he had come into contact with many plants and animals that he had never seen, and it seemed that the Sacred Continent plan on the tip of his tongue had a long way to go!
Everyone settled the dinner lively, like Louise, Allen, Sophia, and Nanali didn't eat much, and most of the barbecue went into the stomachs of Buck, Yuriko, and Jiang Qilin.
"I didn't expect you dwarf to be so edible!" Jiang Qilin taunted Yuriko while touching his stomach with satisfaction.
"What does it have to do with you pervert!" If Yuriko hadn't just eaten and was lazy and didn't want to move, she wouldn't have taken a knife out and slashed him a few times.
"Tsk, these nutrients didn't make you grow breasts, they didn't make you grow bigger, I really don't know where they went," Jiang Qilin looked at Yuriko with pity.
"I'll fight with you!" Yuriko pulled out her machete and rushed up.
"Senior sister save me!" Jiang Qilin, who was dead, hurriedly hid behind Sophia.
"Don't make a fuss!" Jiang Qilin and Yuriko were both slapped with a hand knife.
"It hurts!" Jiang Qilin and Yuriko squatted on the ground in pain and covered their heads.
"Now that you've arrived in the Red Leaf Forest, I hope you can think of countermeasures," Senior Sister Sophia was full of majesty at this time.
"When the monster comes, let's just hack it to death!" Yuriko pursed her lips.
"Then you just wait to be eaten by the monster when you fall asleep!" Jiang Qilin sneered.
"What the president said makes sense, let's take turns to stand guard," Buck, as a leader of the Spartan clan, participated in hunting activities and was quite experienced in dealing with Warcraft.
"Then it's decided, you can't let the girls keep vigil, so how about Buck-san first, then Allen, and then me?" Jiang Qilin proposed.
"I'm fine," Buck said as reliable as ever.
"Alan is a man! So no problem! Alan patted his chest.
After deciding the order of the vigil, everyone who had nothing to do gathered together, and when it was already dark, everyone gathered at the entrance of the village, and from time to time there was a "woo" sound similar to a cry from the Red Leaf Forest, and suddenly there was a chilling atmosphere.
"Why don't you play something," Sister Sophia couldn't help but get nervous as she listened to the eerie shouts coming from the forest.
"Well, why don't we tell ghost stories together!" Jiang Qilin said evilly.
"Eh, ghost stories?" Sophia's senior sister was shocked.
"Are you scared, senior sister?" Jiang Qilin asked.
"No, no," Sister Sophia carried it.
"Senior sister, don't force yourself if you're afraid!"
"Less, less verbose! I won't be afraid! "Sister Sophia is still carrying it.
"Senior sister, have you heard the legend of the lost in the Red Leaf Forest?" Jiang Qilin lowered his voice slightly and said.
"Who, who's going to ask about that kind of thing!" Sister Sophia shouted in panic.
"I heard that on a night like today, there was a girl, Miss Sophia, who went on an adventure in the Autumn Leaf Forest with her friends."
"Wait, wait, why does that girl have the same name as me!" Sophia-senpai let out a cute scream.
"What a coincidence!" Jiang Qilin replied to the panicked Senior Sister Sophia with a wicked smile, and continued: "That Miss Sophia was very afraid of ghosts, but she still said recklessly in front of her friends, "It's no problem for people to go in alone", and then entered the Red Leaf Forest alone. ”
The friend smiled helplessly, and after seeing Miss Sophia leave, he waited outside for her to return. After that, my friend waited for Miss Sophia, but I don't know how long it took, Miss Sophia still didn't come back, and my friend began to worry, so they formed a team to go into the Red Leaf Forest to look for her, but they found nothing, and she disappeared since! ”
"Really, really, really boring fabricated stories, I, I don't think it's scary at all!" Senior Sister Sophia grabbed Jiang Qilin's sleeve, her voice trembled, and her lies were self-defeating.
"Until one day, a traveler unexpectedly saw Miss Sophia in the Red Leaf Forest, and she cried and cried bloody tears, and muttered a word over and over again."
As soon as the words fell, there was a mournful whining sound from the Red Leaf Forest, and a sharp female voice resounded in everyone's ears: Let me out!
"Ahh Sister Sophia jumped suddenly, screamed from her mouth, and rushed all the way into the house in the village.
"Hey, Senior Sister Sophia," although Jiang Qilin immediately shouted at her, Senior Sister Sophia fled without looking back, and she couldn't see her in the blink of an eye.
"I didn't expect a cry from the Momiji Forest," Louise said quietly.
That's right, this ghost story was discussed by Jiang Qilin and Louise in advance, and at the end, let Louise call out in a female voice: Let me out!
"Isn't it a bit overdone?" Jiang Qilin couldn't help but ask, and Louise showed a guilty look.
"Yes, I think so too, but as long as I see Sophia's cute appearance, I can't help but want to tease her!" Louise suddenly smiled at the success of her prank.
"Hahaha, you think so too, it's fun to make Sister Sophia unexpectedly, maybe the two of us will unexpectedly fit together!" Jiang Qilin and Louise looked at each other and smiled.