036 I will gnaw at every bone of yours
This joke is too big, Enron has never seen this perverted scene in traditional Japanese culture and television art. The fact that the www.biquge.info is suddenly suspected by the four kobolds of having defiled their goddess little fox dog really makes Enron not even have the strength to explain.
"I'm a human with a normal worldview, and I don't have much interest in Niu Niu!" An Ran felt a little uncomfortable when he explained, and tried his best to control his face and not twitch. But looking at the serious faces of the three kobolds in front of him, he always had to give them an answer. For Enron, this may be a joke, but for others, it is related to their love and the happiness of the whole dog's life.
"Wow !!" The most rushed husky couldn't help it first, and the whole dog head came to An Ran, and blurted out his own dialect in excitement, and his saliva was about to splash on An Ran's face.
The pastoral dog seemed a little calmer, he gently pushed his glasses, looked into An Ran's eyes and said seriously:
"Since we have come to you, we must have sufficient evidence. Our kobold cult has never done anything unreasonable, even before the war with the Meow Alliance, we will send war letters according to the rules. You don't have to deny it, we didn't wrong you.
You now only have two paths to choose from. First, get out of the way of Her Highness Mantiloka K. Friaki Anne at once, and don't bother her anymore, you've hurt her enough. She may never be able to erase the scars you brought to her for the rest of her life, but the four of us will do our best to take care of her.
Or ......"
When it came to the second one, the pastoral dog obviously hesitated, lowered his head and took a deep breath, and he seemed to have made a difficult decision: "Or, you are responsible for her!" As long as you swear to be good to her for the rest of your life and never leave her, then ...... Then the four of us wish you happiness! ”
As soon as the country dog's words were finished, the husky next to him was anxious:
"What do you say?! How can we give up and hand over His Highness to such scum!! ”
Ignoring the impulsive husky, the Pastoral Dog looked at the Shiba Inu Boss, who knew that only the Shiba Inu Boss could understand what he meant.
When Shiba Inu heard this, he bowed his head deeply and remained silent. After a long time, he raised his head again and said to the husky:
"The third child is right, His Highness likes him, not us. His Highness can only be happy if he is with him. ”
After speaking, two tears slipped from the corners of his eyes, and he turned away gloomily, leaving only An Ran with a gloomy back.
Happiness......
Happy you uncle!!
An Ran's good temper can't help but roar, what are these mentally retarded people thinking?! Why do you want to forcibly act in a youth idol drama! Do you kobolds also have labor pains in their youth?!!
He stole a glance at the stilled Niu Niu in the seat next to him, and looked at her dark eyes, supple hair, wet nose, and fine teeth.
Then, shivers broke out all over his body.
I don't want to be called a dog maniac!!
"Friends, things are very serious now, you must listen to me carefully, otherwise I will be polite!"
An Ran thought that if he still couldn't explain the reason with this group of stubborn and infatuated kobolds, then he had to show his strength and do it, and then reason after subduing the four of them. Although Enron has always disliked beating and killing people casually, Enron can't carry the reputation of Rigou. Once it is talked about by these kobolds with missing brains, then Enron really doesn't need to find a girlfriend.
However, the three kobolds were obviously still immersed in the world of their romance novels, completely ignoring what An Ran said.
The Shiba Inu and the Pastoral Dog finally persuaded the Husky, and then said to Enron:
"Now, human, tell us your options."
"I'll choose your sister!" An Ran couldn't help but burst into foul language.
When the three kobolds heard An Ran's answer, they were obviously instantly depressed:
"Your Highness even told you about her being our sister-in-law! Didn't we say it's a secret that will always belong to the five of us?!
Sure enough, she really belongs only to you. ”
An Ran was so angry when he heard this that he began to flash.
The husky looked unwilling and wanted to say something more, but when the words came to his lips, he swallowed them back. As if he had seen through something, he said to An Ran in a low voice:
"If you dare to treat her badly, we will find you wherever you are, gnawing at every bone of you with our fangs!"
Shiba Inu and Pastoral Inu nodded solemnly and exchanged glances with each other, and Shiba Inu whispered to the other two kobolds: "We are going to give him a warning today, let him remember what punishment he will receive if he abandons His Highness again!" ”
An Ran was so angry when he heard this that he had already begun to smoke, and the various energies in his body were changing forms chaotically. He couldn't help it, and as soon as he puffed up, he wanted to tear off the polymer synthetic fibers that tied him first.
But just as he was about to exert his strength, he saw the three kobolds turn around in unison and walk in the direction of the outside of the carriage.
When the three kobolds returned, they were dragging a large tin box behind them. An Ran glanced inside, and it was all packed with boxed lunches.
"All the braised pork ribs on the whole train are here." When the pastoral dog spoke, it looked like a robber holding a hostage in his hand: "If you fail Your Highness in the future, then all your bones will end like this!" ”
As he spoke, the three kobolds fiercely ripped open the door of the food delivery car, furiously took out several boxes of braised pork ribs, and devoured the ribs inside:
"You'll see with your own eyes, we'll devour all your bones, and you won't be able to eat a single !!"
Even Teddy, who had just been beaten half-dead, didn't know where he smelled the smell of meat and bones, and crawled over with his hands and feet, joining the happy ranks of eating pork ribs.
An Ran also smelled the fragrance and swallowed his saliva involuntarily. But he was even more curious about what this group of kobolds was doing:
"What you said before and just now, that you want to devour every bone of mine, does that mean that I won't be able to eat ribs in the future?"
The four members of the Kobauren Sect did not answer An Ran's question, and still stuffed the braised pork ribs into their mouths with large gulps, and the sharp and strong dog teeth rattled the bones. They looked at An Ran with disdain and mockery, conveying, "Boy, you finally know, are you afraid?!" ".
……
An Ran sighed, he finally understood the meaning of the "damn retarded" expression when Niuniu saw the threatening note.