Chapter 45 - Don't do it!

The executioner felt insulted - the phrase "Do you have ancestors" is not a clear insult to the family for being a wild seed!? So the sword raised his eyebrows, and with a hint of evil on his face, he raised the huge severed head axe high—

"Hey look, that guy has a cheap lunch. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info" Lin Xiaoyu stretched out his elbow and touched Tang Yuan and said.

"Hmm...... I saw it, so the people deserve not to survive the first episode. Tang Yuan nodded approvingly.

"What are you going to do? Do you want to save him? ”

"Let's give it a try...... I'm not too sure, it's time to take a little bit of discipline. Tang Yuan pinched his throat, coughed dryly, and cleared his throat.

"What are you going to do?" Lin Xiaoyu watched his movements and felt that something was not right......

And then—

"When the sun came out, I climbed the electric pole~ The electric pole broke and I climbed the wire~~ I touched the high-voltage electric nail~~~ I came to the morgue~~~~" A classic song from childhood sounded, not to say how ugly it sounded, what I really wanted to say was actually Tang Yuan's singing to find the tune very accurately, but it was the weird lyrics and the pretending funny singing, coupled with the huge decibels, instantly overwhelmed the audience, even the executioner who was holding a guillotine axe high and was accumulating gas was also startled when he heard his male duck voice, Under this interference, he unconsciously lost his breath, put down the axe, and covered his waist and inhaled the cool breeze there.

The entire onlookers began to look at the place where the sound came out with a shocking gaze - Liuranun.

"Oops, hey???" Liuyin was stunned for a moment, and then took out a small megaphone from behind his buttocks, which was still playing Tang Yuan's recording at a high decibel level - "I'll light a cigarette for Hades~~ Hades give me two cents~~~~ Day after day............ Crackling"

Liuyan smashed this small megaphone that was less than the size of a fist, feeling the neurotic gaze of the people around him, and immediately grabbed Tang Yuan's clothes with both hands with an aggrieved face: "Boss! When did you put this thing on us!? ”

"Uh-huh, hey~" Tang Yuan first laughed evilly, then reached out and tapped lightly on Liuran's head, and smiled awkwardly around, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, my little follower suddenly had a nervous breakdown, after all, when I was a child, I accidentally fell from the second floor and fell into the dung pit, which caused a psychological shadow, and sometimes I was emotionally unstable...... I'm sorry, I'm sorry......"

The people around nodded their heads and said "oh", and then stopped caring about the neuropathy of Liuranun. (Liuranu: Wronged!!) ）

After a delay for a while, the executioner took a few breaths, and felt that his state had come back up, so he raised the severed head axe high again, and was about to make such a force to split Huashan with such a force-

"Bang!!" With a loud bang, a huge black monster flew from the far side of the sky, landed on the top of the guard tower, and the strong vibration made the earth tremble, and the poor executioner was disturbed again when he was accumulating, and he was out of breath again, this time he really held back his internal injuries, and spread out on the ground with his hands covering his waist and eyes there, "ouch, ouch", and screamed......

The one who came was the famous old roll 5 final boss, the devourer of the world, the dragon king, and Alduin!!

Players call it "Bump Factor" for the existence of the bitter existence......

I don't know what was going on here when he didn't come, but he had just woken up from his slumber and found that he had been banished from the Dragon War by the power of the Elder Scrolls, and he was so angry in the future! I didn't fly far when I saw a human town, and decided to run here to spread joy and vent my fire.

So he made such a high-profile appearance, standing at the top of the watchtower and facing down is an unrelieved force: "Fus-Ro-Duh~!! ”

This dragon language shouted out from the mouth of the most powerful dragon, the effect was different, and suddenly the sky was dark, and the earth trembled, and the sad executioner classmate just covered his waist and wanted to struggle to stand up, but he was shocked by this, and his feet slipped and fell to the ground again, this time he was completely dead, lying on the ground and no longer moving, just whispering in his mouth "Mom sells batch" and "Mom sells batch" ......

It is said that he was lucky enough to survive the catastrophe in Helgen, but he had already seen through the red dust, found a monastery, became a devout monk, and washed away his countless murderous sins.

Bump looked at the melon-eating crowd below, his eyes narrowed, and he seemed to be very satisfied with the effect of his voice, so he opened his mouth again and let out a flame breath: "Yol-Toor-Shul~!" ”

Suddenly, another thick pillar of fire erupted from his mouth, and as he swung his head, the pillar of fire burned the place where it passed into ashes......

Tang Yuan saw that if he continued like this, it would cause injuries, so he couldn't stand it anymore, and beckoned behind him: "A few of you go to organize refuge, be careful yourself...... I'm going to play it! With a wave of his hand, a group of golden translucent broadswords and long swords appeared around him, and these weapons floated behind him out of thin air, making him look like a disciple of Shushan.

Then he roared and rushed to the bottom of the watchtower, and pointed his hand at the bump at the top of the watchtower, and the pile of swords behind him flew out with a "bang", and all of them hit the bump.

However, Bump is the final boss after all, and all of these swords are blocked by his hard scales, and only a few are stuck in him, but they can't break through the defenses of the scales.

"Cut, it should be sharper...... But it doesn't matter, it's enough to attract Ya's attention. Tang Yuan muttered to himself, flew up, leveled his height with the bump, and took out AKM495 from his arms and shot wildly at the bump at the top of the watchtower.

What he did was very eye-catching, and it quickly attracted the attention of most of the people present.

People looked at this man who first summoned a large number of weapons and threw them at the dragon, and then took out a strange weapon to shoot at the dragon, and even flew into the sky, and felt that this man who was not very tall was as majestic as a hero......

Before people could brew more praise, another girl rushed out from the side, and several blue-white flames erupted from under the girl's heavy boots, and she also flew up, and at the same time, she also held a huge weapon (big wrench) in her hand and knocked down on the dragon's head, "bang", knocking the dragon's body crooked, and one of them almost fell off the watchtower.

At this time, there were two more girls in the crowd who were also dressed differently from the others (Liuranu: Forget it, I didn't bother to protest...... There he shouted, "What are you still looking at? Run! This way! Run out of town! ”

Only then did people react, where is this time to watch the dragon man war!? Hurry up and take your wife and children and run away!

A large number of Imperial soldiers also drew their bows and arrows to help, but they stood at a loss because the two men were entangled with the dragon and were afraid of being injured by mistake.

No one noticed—or even bothered—that the Stormcloak rebels, including Ulfric, were long gone, and all but one or two unlucky ones had been sprayed dead by the dragon.

General Tulius was surrounded by his guards in the center to protect the retreat, and he did not forget to look back at the dragon in the sky over there, and the two men and women who were entangled with the dragon, and sighed: "What kind of guy is that...... How powerful, if we can assist our Imperial Legion, maybe it won't be difficult to put down the rebellion, right? ”

The flames under Lin Xiaoyu's feet were crooked, and the whole person moved sideways in the air to avoid a flame breath from the concave and convex causes, turned his head to look at Tang Yuan, and scolded: "So what!?" So that's what you want to do!? At the beginning and bump due to hard anus!? ”

"It's okay, I'm not going to kill him." Tang Yuan smiled, reached out and pulled out the huge door knife from a crack beside him, and carried it on his shoulder, "Anyway, it's all to cause chaos so that the root treasure can escape smoothly, so why don't I try to control the casualties?" After all, those are all human lives. ”

"Okay hero! I didn't expect you, a murderous guy, to care about people you didn't know? Lin Xiaoyu flew to him, and the huge wrench was swept in his hand, "If I had been as kind as you, I might have knelt in the main god space!" ”

"So, since you escaped with your life, do you already know what it means to be truly alive?" Tang Yuan smiled, "Everyone is alive, if you can help, just help by the way, anyway, there is no loss~"

"Cut."

Lin Xiaoyu stuck out her tongue in dissatisfaction, carrying the big wrench and Tang Yuan to face the bump together, her tone was full of disdain, "People like you, if you are not the protagonist, you will definitely not survive three episodes, even if you are the protagonist, it is possible that you will die with the final boss in the last episode...... Well, let me see how you died. ”

"Hehe, I like your tsundere tone." Tang Yuan said with a smile.

"Get out!" Lin Xiaoyu roared, put the big wrench in front of him, and faced Bump Yin, "Feel the mechanic's anger!" ”

Then I don't know what switch she pressed, only to hear a "drip-" sound, a row of launch slots popped out on the big wrench, and a group of fist-sized missile heads flew towards the bump in a curve.

"Boom—"

Hell, I know what she's done to the poor big wrench...... Now, even if this wrench suddenly "swooped" and transformed into a small somatosensory mecha, Tang Yuan wouldn't feel anything strange!

But it's still too exaggerated to transform a wrench into a mecha or something...... Right?

[To be continued]