Chapter 597: The eighth level with a bug
"Congratulations, after passing the seventh level, you can randomly draw a secret treasure from the master's treasury. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info"
After 2.8 million years, Wu Ming followed his inner choice and finally walked out of the long river of time.
Looking at the familiar and unfamiliar Nuo Nuo, listening to the laughter in his ears, Wu Ming gently closed his eyes and sighed: "It's good to be back..."
"Hehe, do you want me to help you regulate and tune in a few beautiful women's customs clearance videos to let you relieve the emptiness in your heart?"
I haven't seen him for a long time, and Nuonuo has become obscene, and Wu Ming is dumbfounded.
Eventually, he gave up on the tempting idea, after all, he wasn't so salty and wet, and he had a penchant for jerking off in front of others.
"I don't like it, okay then, it's time for the lottery." After Nuo Nuo said this, a giant compass fell from the sky, and a reward was written on each grid.
Martial Dao Stream Secret Treasures, Mechanical Flow Secret Treasures, Soul Secret Treasures, all kinds of things are available.
Wu Ming leaned on the wheel with his hand, pulled it down hard, and immediately rotated the compass.
Ten seconds later, the compass's hands slowed down and rested on a pair of wings.
"This is the Electro Light Wing, the Secret Treasure of Mechanical Flow Flight, composed of 108,000 mechanical feathers, below the Universe Venerable, which increases the flight speed by 80%. Double Feather Fold, with extremely strong defense, weakens 80% of incoming attacks, and comes with a special ability Electric Lightning. In the face of Wu Ming's prize, it was glutinous and glutinous, and the explanation was very detailed.
Wu Ming nodded with satisfaction, he is now poor and white, and he has a secret treasure by his side, which can be called a shotgun for a gun.
What's more, according to the introduction, this secret treasure is enough for him to use the galaxy level, and its own value is definitely not low. It seems that the Marquis of Lanshan is also relatively wealthy among the Venerables of the Universe, otherwise he would not be able to come up with such a big deal.
"What's the eighth level?" Equipping the electric wings on his back, Wu Ming asked at Nuo Nuo.
Nuo Nuo flew in mid-air and replied: "It's a fantasy test, you will lose yourself in the illusion, forget who you are, and only after you find yourself will you pass the eighth level." After passing, you can draw a secret treasure again, do you want to accept it? ”
"Of course." Wu Ming didn't dislike the baby, so he directly agreed.
In the next second, the surrounding scenery began to change, and when I opened my eyes again, I was already in a small fishing village.
Behind him is a dilapidated thatched hut, and at the foot is a vegetable patch, and not far away hangs a broken fishing net, plus two dried salted fish.
Wu Ming frowned and looked around, is this an illusion, it should be.
But he wasn't lost, he knew very well that his name was Wu Ming, and he came to Linglong Pagoda to take advantage, and now it was the eighth level of the illusion test.
Could it be that the test has not yet begun, or that Nuo Nuo has forgotten to do his hands and feet?
"Big cow, big cow..." The grass house was pushed away, and a thirteen or fourteen-year-old little Lori walked out of it.
This little Lori, as soon as she saw Wu Ming, she was called Da Niu, with a virtuous face on her green face, and trotted up: "This is the peace and blessing I embroidered for you, my mother said, after we get married, we will go to sea to fish by ourselves, you go to sea for the first time today, you must be careful." ”
"Who are you?" Wu Ming lowered his head slightly and asked very curiously.
As soon as she heard this, Xiao Lori looked at him stupidly, and cried in the blink of an eye: "Da Niu, I'm Tangtang, we only got married yesterday, what's wrong with you?" ”
"Don't cry, don't cry..."
Wu Ming's head is big, this is his illusion test, he should sink into a fisherman named Da Niu, until he finds himself.
But now this plot is not right, he is not lost at all, there is a feeling that everyone is drunk and I am sober, and I can't be sober anymore.
"Da Niu, are you sick?" The little wife, Tangtang, hugged Wu Ming's arm and asked with a concerned face.
In an instant, Wu Ming felt a soft sensation coming from his arm, and there were two hard spots among them.
This girl didn't wear underwear, Wu Ming thought subconsciously.
Then there was a wry smile, this illusion is quite real, even the touch is so real.
In the face of such a little Lori, if he is really lost and becomes a big cow, it is estimated that it will not take more than a month, and he will die of exhaustion in the field.
"Sure enough, Lori is malleable, and she can be cultivated all the way into a beautiful girl, a royal sister, a young woman, and the ancients were really happy." Wu Ming pulled away his little wife's arm, suppressed the cranky thoughts in his heart, and looked up at the sky.
In the sky, the sky is blue, and it looks beautiful.
Wu Ming didn't have the heart to appreciate it, and shouted: "Nuonuo come out, what the hell are you doing?" ”
In an instant, just a point of light appeared in front of Wu Ming, and said in surprise: "So soon, you have found yourself?" ”
Wu Ming shrugged his shoulders with helplessness on his face and said, "I'm not lost at all, are you mistaken?" ”
"Mistaken, shouldn't you?"
As soon as Nuo Nuo appeared, the surrounding scenery froze, and he said to himself: "I have arranged a new identity for you, you should become a big cow, and the memories of the past have been sealed, how can this be?" ”
According to the glutinous arrangement, Wu Ming should be lost and become a big cow, and live a small life with his little wife without shame.
Until one day, the big cow went out to sea to fish and saved the redfish princess, and he was directly fascinated by the redfish princess.
From then on, the little wife washed her face with tears all day long, and the big cow was rich and noble, and she was with the redfish princess who repaid her kindness.
Finally, one day, the Redfish princess thought that she had repaid her favor and left the sick cow to return to the Dragon Palace.
At that time, Da Niu was already seriously ill in bed, and the abandoned little wife came to take care of him again, and then he understood that the person who loved him was always the one who was neglected.
"Isn't it, such a bloody plot, are you embarrassed to arrange it for me?" After listening to Nuonuo's explanation, Wu Ming almost vomited blood in anger.
Fortunately, I didn't get lost, otherwise I would have been played like this, and I would have been able to act in a bitter drama.
Could it be that Nuo Nuo also likes to watch soap operas, otherwise how to design such a routine, he would have been Chen Shimei in minutes, and the ending would be the prodigal son who likes to see it.
"How can it be bloody, it's because you have a problem with your appreciation level." was said to be bloody in the plot, and Nuonuo was not very happy.
But soon, the unhappiness turned into depression, and Nuo Nuo muttered in a low voice: "That's right, your data is normal, at this time you should become a big bull, and you don't know who you are." Strange, how can this be, under perfect data, you are actually not lost? ”
"Don't try again." Wu Ming wasn't very sure if the problem was his own, so he could only urge.
Nuo Nuo had no choice, nodded and said, "Okay, try again." ”
... Swish...
"Big cow, big cow..."
Time goes back, the unlucky grass house was pushed away again, and little Lori's wife, Sugar Candy, walked out of it again.
"Stop!" Without waiting for the little wife to speak, Wu Ming said: "You are my wife, my name is Da Niu, and your name is Tangtang." You embroidered me with a peace blessing, and now you want to take it out for me, because I'm going out to sea to fish today, right? ”
"You, how do you know?" Put sugar candy on the earth, and it's the age of the second year of junior high school, and I look confused, not to mention how cute it is, and I have an urge to kiss people.
Wu Ming is not Lolita, but he is still very embarrassed, because this time he is still not lost, and he even knows the plot in advance.
"Sugar candy, go back and put on your underwear, go quickly."
Wu Ming coaxed his little wife away like a child, and shouted again: "Nuonuo come out, can you do it?" ”
"Isn't it, you're still not lost?" Nuo Nuo came out again, chattered and rummaged, and said again: "Try again, this time it will be no problem." ”
"Is that really okay?"
"Of course, you have to believe me, I am the tower spirit of the Linglong Tower, and there is nothing I can't do here."
... Swish...
"Big cow, big cow..."
Ten seconds later, standing outside the thatched house, Wu Ming looked behind him with a tired face, and a little Lori was running out there.
Well, it's a little Lori without underwear, dry and crispy, and chicken-flavored.