Chapter Sixty-Seven: Larred Is Really a Joke
When he got home, Li Qing sat on the sofa, took out a set of tea sets, and poured another pot of boiling water. The tea leaves were all turned out of the kitchen, and it seems that Wang Dagui left them for him.
It was already past nine o'clock in the evening, and there were still two hours to go, and the invasion would be over. There are so many things that happened in just seven days, and life suddenly became ups and downs.
There was a sound of a window, and a figure rushed into the room through the window.
"Come on, sit down" Li Qing pretended to be calm, and poured a cup of tea for the visitor. At first, he thought that people would come in through the door, but who knew that they would come in through the window behind him, and Li Qing had to face people with his back in embarrassment.
Larred was stunned by Li Qing's calm appearance, but he soon smiled.
"Qingzai, it's good, it's growing, don't be so nervous next time, the water is sprinkled."
Lared didn't mind the water on the cup, so he took the cup and poured it down, the bitter tea blooming in his taste buds, and Lared couldn't help frowning.
Li Qing's face was even more embarrassed, he had never made tea for anyone, and he put a little too much tea, so it was very bitter to drink.
"You're... It's a tea bar. Tsk, I heard it's a good thing. ”
Fortunately, the other party was also a turtle, and he didn't find anything wrong, so he pretended to have a serious expression and tasted it, and nodded with a serious look.
Coughing twice, Li Qing hid his embarrassed expression, and planned to start talking about something serious, if he didn't have a farewell party on the last day, he would have to send it to others.
But Lared's penchant for stealing words did not change in the slightest, and he stomped on the couch with a big grin, and his hands were on his knees.
"Qingzai, I've been here for a few days, and it's true that you're doing well here. Tsk,There are so many types of culture.,Especially the development of otaku culture is much better.,A lot of good anime have popped up in recent years.。 With that, Larred pulled out a watch and played a lot of anime, all of which were particularly popular recently.
Larred still loves otaku culture, and most of the games he has turned out are anime, and some games and even some comics.
"It took me a lot of effort to find these." Larred touched his chin with a sense of accomplishment, it was rare to be able to collect these.
Li Qing is a little difficult to accept, collecting culture? Li Qing thought of the pair of musicians in the video he saw before, they almost all played like burning souls in the end, and everyone was dead when the music ended.
There is also the tragedy in New York, USA, where Broadway Avenue was almost washed in blood. Although there was no blood, the extremely high performance, and then the silent death, made people shudder even more.
Thinking of this, Li Qing looked at the anime playing in front of him, and Li Qing's face became ugly. He never thought that Larred would be such a birdman, and remembering his previous remarks, Li Qing suddenly wanted to beat him up.
Larred didn't care about Li Qing's face at all, and still said to himself. "I've been looking for these things for a long time, searching everywhere, I've seen most of them on the Internet, and I don't have a damn ID card, they don't let me go online!"
Larred's angry appearance finally made Li Qing unable to help it.
"Did they do anything to you?!"
"Why not!? Look at my clothes. Saying that, Lared stood up and turned around in front of Li Qing, his body was full of bullet holes, and some of them were burnt, and his black appearance was indeed a bit miserable.
But Lared in front of him was still alive, and Li Qing really couldn't believe that he had been hurt by anything.
"Your country's army is too barbaric, they actually sent a group of troops to surround and suppress us, even if the weapons are a little bit scarce, and they haven't broken the shield for a long time, but the last fireworks are really a bit fierce, and they can't stop it." Lared also commented on the military's encirclement and suppression, and Li Qing finally didn't want to endure it.
"They are all my compatriots, and when you slaughter them, you should have the consciousness of being hunted down." Li Qing's conscience made him not want to endure it anymore.
"Huh? Slaughter? What do you want? Lared looked confused, changed his face, and this time he made a full look of bewilderment.
Still pretending to be stupid, Li Qing sneered and pointed to the watch that was being projected. "You culture, do you think I don't know how it came about, I just want to know how many people died at your hands for it."
Larred's expression made Li Qing a little strange, he jumped to Li Qing's side, raised his hand and touched Li Qing's forehead, and supported Li Qing's eyes.
"Hey, according to what I learned from you, you don't have a fever."
"I asked for all this culture."
"Please?" Li Qing was already a little flustered when he heard this.
"That's right, I found the address of the uploader at the time, but I'm tired, you broken computers, my watch almost self-destructed when it was connected intelligently, it felt that it was insulted by a low-level and unintelligent computer. Almost, as you often say, being beeped by a dog. Larred had a distressed expression.
Li Qing didn't say anything, he wanted to know what was going on behind the scenes.
"But I found them, and I blocked their door. Some of them were okay to say, and they passed things directly to me. Some not only took me for a madman, but even called the police. With that, Larred slapped the table hard, and couldn't help but pick up the cup and take a sip, frowning bitterly.
"That's it, for the sake of anime, I didn't give up, and I secretly climbed over the wall of his house that night. Who knows, this group of turtle grandchildren actually dug a pool under the wall. Lao Tzu is very fast, how can he swim, and it takes half a day to get ashore. ”
Li Qing was speechless, that is the pool at home, is it half a meter to death? And the fact that the birdman can't swim can't be refuted.
"The most yin thing is that Lao Tzu fluttered for more than ten minutes and climbed ashore, and there were more than 20 big men squatting on it, holding a big gun is a sweep, but fortunately Lao Tzu was bold, and he almost didn't scare them to death." Larred looked scared.
"Later." Li Qing's appetite was also raised.
Later, Lao Tzu carried a shield on his head, picked up his computer and ran away, and they chased after him. It's a pity that Lao Tzu's feet are fast, they just can't catch up" Looking at Lared's triumphant appearance, Li Qing really sweated for his thick nerves.
Eighty percent of the PLA uncles are also very depressed, where have they seen aliens like a fool, first climbed over the wall and fell into the pond, and then finally climbed ashore, and then grabbed a broken computer host with a bunch of firepower and ran away.
"Then how did you get this outfit," Li Qing pointed to Larred's ragged clothes with some curiosity.
"Don't mention it, I just finished downloading it, and I'm going to send the console back to someone. I don't know which one lacks virtue and sets off fireworks indiscriminately. ”
"Good guy, a rocket dozens of meters long fell from the sky, and a bunch of smaller things, all of which hit me in the face. Although it looks good, it's just a bit of a trance, and the power is a bit big, how can there be fireworks in front of people. If you look at my clothes, I saw that the energy was not enough and I canceled the shield, and it exploded in tatters in less than two seconds. Lared tugged at his clothes, looking displeased.
Li Qing felt that the cold sweat on his forehead was about to drip down, a large rocket dozens of meters long, it was a ballistic missile. There are smaller ones, which are rockets and cruise missiles. This didn't kill this comic, and Li Qing mourned for two seconds for the rocket troops of the motherland.
"So, the computer blew up, and I wasn't too embarrassed to go back to him. However, he has good stuff on his computer. As he spoke, Lared raised his eyebrows, looking as if he had discovered a new world.
As soon as the projection screen turned, it was... Oh Xi Luoyi, Li Qing also raised his eyebrows.
"Ahem, this thing. Good things still have to be shared, remember to send me a copy later. ”
The two of them reluctantly turned off the projection after watching the entire video with mysterious expressions on their faces.
Li Qing was roughly clear about Lared's matter, he never expected Lared to be such a trick.
Sure enough, the most harmless thing is the otaku? Li Qing suddenly felt a little sad because he was also an otaku.
"Then what you said last time in my office..."
"yes, that's right. The mainstream ideology of our civilization has always been like this, second-class citizens or something, wool or something. It's just that I'm an otaku, so it's too troublesome to do that, so I might as well beg someone in person. ”
Larred said impatiently. What can Li Qing say, long live the abandoned house!
"That video..."
"Yes, yes, yes, yes, it's that group of people, they all do it, you see I'm right."
"But, I remember you seem to have said that the elite of your civilization seems to be captives of otaku culture. Moreover, he is a member of the three major religions..."
"Eh, did I say that? It seems to be like this, it seems that there are a lot fewer mainstream people in the past, just some old stubborn people who refuse to even use new technology, and this time I heard that the casualties are quite heavy. Larred touched his chin, and there was still some joy on his face.
"Oh, don't talk about these things, it's too troublesome. I'm here to say goodbye to you this time, and we're about to leave. Seriously, I miss you, especially the novel you wrote. ”
"I've read a lot on the Internet these days, and I can't understand what they write, Li Qing, write some novels and send them to me when you have time." Larred patted Li Qing on the shoulder regretfully, it seemed that he didn't collect the novel he wanted this time, and he seemed quite disappointed.
What can Li Qing say, a civilization with such a strong desire to invade and a special love of killing will be corrupted by the otaku culture. Li Qing must give thirty-two likes to the otaku culture, and he did it so beautifully.
Sending off Larred, Li Qing's heart also calmed down a lot. It seems that the group of troublemakers have died a lot, otherwise Larred would not be so happy.
This invasion ended so simply, Li Qing had to sigh at the charm of house culture, in the future, he would export culture, and the development of income technology was good, Li Qing patted his thigh, and couldn't help but sigh.
Hey, Li Qing touched his pocket, and just now he seemed to feel something in his thigh pocket, and he took out a card.
"Invitation Card: Reach the World!" In the middle of the pitch-black border, a small galaxy is drawn on it, and the huge row has the symbol of the birdman.
No wonder before leaving, Lared said to let Li Qing write more and show him later.
He thought that this guy was reluctant, but he didn't expect this guy to stuff such a precious invitation card in his pocket before leaving.
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