Chapter 48: Domination
"There are ghosts in this place. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info" Lao Dao squinted at Qinpu Building, which stood silently not far away, and muttered for a moment before speaking slowly.
"Huh? Do you see that? Zhang Guan raised his eyebrows, a little surprised.
"Isn't that written?" Lao Dao pursed his lips and pointed to a note pasted on the iron door.
The corner of Zhang Guan's mouth twitched, and the note on the iron door was left by a few of them, which read, 'This place is haunted, please do not approach. It's to prevent mischievous students from slipping in and playing.
Lao Dao gently pushed open the rusty iron door, and the creaking sound was particularly harsh in the night.
A cold wind blew, making people shudder in their hearts.
Lao Dao squatted down suddenly, Zhang Guan's face changed, and he quickly squatted down, looked around in disbelief, and asked in a low voice, "What's wrong, is there any situation?" ”
"I tie my shoes."
“……”
"I'll go in and act as planned."
"Do we have a plan?"
"In short, just look at my face."
“……”
As he spoke, the two walked towards the classroom where the accident occurred during the day, and before they got closer, they saw a figure in the classroom who seemed to be standing at the window looking at the two.
"Hey, look." Zhang Guan stopped, pointed to the figure in the window and said to Lao Dao.
"I'm not blind." Lao Dao's face remained unchanged, and he still strode forward without the slightest hesitation.
"Sure enough, it's a master."
seemed to be shocked by the aura of the old way, and when the two approached, they found that the figure standing at the window had quietly disappeared.
"That figure is gone." Zhang Guan said in a low voice.
"Behind you."
"it!" Zhang Guan turned around and stepped back suddenly, only to find that there was nothing behind him, and when he was about to scold the old way, he found that he had retreated a few times, and now he was standing in the classroom.
And Lao Dao was standing at the door looking at himself with a smile, Zhang Guan frowned and looked around, and was surprised to find that in front of the table in the same position during the day, there was a girl sitting with her head down and reading a book, and this girl did have a complete head at this moment.
Zhang Guan gave a middle finger to the old road outside the door, then slowly walked to the corner, and said, "Classmate, can you read a book in such a dark?" ”
The girl still ignored Zhang Guan and still sat intently reading a book.
"Imp Two, you go scare her again." Zhang Guan beckoned the little ghost and greeted in a low voice.
Imp No. 2 thinks back to the lessons of the day, and is deeply ashamed that he was still scared as a ghost, and now he can just get back to some fields.
Imp No. 2 slowly walked to the girl in the corner, thinking, I'll kick you if I scare your head off again this time.
"I don't know if my kick can be so domineering as Brother Guan." Little Ghost No. 2 pondered in his heart, and before he approached the girl, who knew that the girl suddenly stood up suddenly, and roared at Little Ghost No. 2 with a hideous face, which directly frightened Little Ghost No. 2 to sit on the ground and didn't come back to his senses for a long time.
"Damn, I'm scared to death, why don't you follow the routine." Little Ghost No. 2's face turned red, like pig's liver.
The girl's eyes were wide open but there were no eyeballs, the scalp of the person who looked at the black eye hole was numb, and she grinned at the little ghost No. 2, and the corners of her mouth were cracked, and they were about to extend to the corners of her ears.
Little Ghost No. 2 rose in the bottom of his heart for no reason, probably because he felt that it was the same ghost, why are you scaring me, I saw that Little Ghost No. 2 was a carp fighting, jumped up directly, and punched the female ghost in the face.
With one blow, Little Ghost No. 2 directly knocked off the female ghost's head with this punch.
Surprisingly, the headless body still stood still, and the next moment a head slowly grew from the broken neck, looking at the little ghost No. 2 opposite with an expressionless face.
Little Ghost No. 2 opened his mouth wide in surprise, and seemed to be still unwilling, and punched again.
The second blow made a contribution, and the second head of the female ghost was also knocked off.
However, the female ghost's head seemed to be endless, and in the blink of an eye, a complete head grew.
The little ghost kept fighting, and the female ghost's head kept recovering.
Zhang Guan scolded: "Okay, okay, if you continue to fight, there will be no place to stand in this room." ”
Only then did the little ghost react, and when he looked around, he found that his face was full of heads with long hair, some expressionless, some hideous, and some smiling, with different expressions.
Seeing this, the old man outside the door turned solemn.
The heads all over the ground began to move, and I saw that each head bounced up on the spot, like a leather ball, jumping, and running towards Zhang Guan.
"It's really infiltrating." Zhang Guan grinned, kept stepping back, turned around and saw the old road outside the door, and shouted: "Why are you waiting for it yet?" ”
Lao Dao laughed dryly, took out a handful of something like lime from his pocket, walked into the classroom, and scattered countless heads like a swarm of swarms on the opposite side.
The white ash fell on the head leisurely, and the moment it was touched, accompanied by a sneering sound, a burst of smoke was raised, and countless ghosts looked up to the sky with painful faces and howled, and for a while, the ghosts cried wolf howls, and the scene was a little amazing.
"Awesome, quick, sprinkle more." Zhang Guan laughed and pointed to the opposite head.
"No, and this is a palliative not a cure, we need to find her body." The old man's voice fell, and Zhang Guan found that the head in front of him that was touched by the white ash had disappeared, leaving only some hair on the ground.
"Then how do you find that body? Is it that body? Zhang Guan looked at the girl standing in the corner.
"Probably not." Lao Dao pondered for a moment and said with some uncertainty.
"Then let's see which one is the real body?" Zhang Guan retreated to the back and had nowhere to retreat, looked at the menacing countless heads, and asked a little eagerly.
"Wait for the poor monk to pinch his fingers and count."
“…… Then you hurry up. ”
"Not good!"
"What's wrong?!"
"Finger breaking."
“……”
Zhang Guan scolded angrily: "I believe you have a ghost." ”
Zhang Guan snorted coldly, did not retreat but advanced, rampaged, kicked and flew many heads all the way, and had the momentum of the Chinese men's football team.
Finally, rushing to the middle of the classroom, looking around at the head that surrounded him, Zhang Guan's face was crazy.
The old Dao on the periphery opened his eyes widely, looking at Zhang Guan in the human head circle, like a god of war, at that moment, Lao Dao saw not Zhang Guan, but Guan Yu, the god of war who was like entering a no-man's land! However, when he saw Zhang Guan's next move, Lao Dao's face stiffened, the corners of his mouth twitched, he covered his face, turned his head to the side, and couldn't bear to look at it again.
I saw Zhang Guan pedaling on the bench and jumping to the desk, Napoleon stepping on the horse, and the majesty of standing across the horse was nothing more than that!
It's moving! Zhang Guan is moving! I saw his hand slowly move to the zipper of his pants, and with a wave of his big hand, the zipper opened.
"There's murder in the crotch!"
The second general poked his head out, and Zhang Guan looked up to the sky and shouted: "Have you ever heard of a urine method that falls from the sky?" ”
Zhangguan, who had been holding back urine for a day, finally opened the gate to release water, surging out, sweeping thousands of miles, and the specific situation referred to the opening of the Dujiangyan Three Gorges Dam that had been storing water for half a month.
Zhang Guan turned around while urinating, and the entire classroom was shrouded in Zhang Guan's urine, a bit like sprinkling water with a rotating sprinkler head on the grass in the square.
The old road on the periphery had already slipped out of the door in fright.
Zhang Guan was crazy and roared: "Experience the fear of being dominated." ”
For a moment, the head eroded by the child's urine howled in pain, and in the blink of an eye, only the sparse hair was left on the head, lying quietly on the ground.
Zhang Guan put away the matter, and was pleasantly surprised to find that the headless body in the corner also slowly withered, and finally dissipated into a wisp of green smoke.
"That's it!" Zhang Guan snapped his fingers and smiled smugly.
"High, really high." Lao Dao walked into the classroom with a strange expression, looked at Zhang Guan and said.