Chapter 201: Listen to Tang Seng tell the story of the exorcism
Zhu Bajie, who was so heavy with makeup that he couldn't see his true face, glanced at Gu Chen, snorted and said, "Man? It also looks like a jade tree in the wind than me, and I don't like it. Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info" said and took out the puff and pressed it little by little to touch up the oil stains on his face.
Monk Sha was locked in a cage, holding the shelf weakly with both hands, and said in a humble voice: "I have been hungry for several meals and have not eaten, and I still have to take in a little junior brother and starve to death together?" ”
Seeing that the apprentices were so uncooperative, Tang Seng grinned twice, then tilted his head to the lantern pole next to him and said, "Wukong, close the team and go on the road, don't sleep on it." ”
The wind was whirring, and Sun Wukong, who was lying on the lantern pole, turned a deaf ear, as if he hadn't heard it at all.
At this time, two aunts happened to come over, one of them was holding a child, and the other was literate, reading the handwriting on the rags of Tang Seng's stall: "Emergency cameo on the way to the west, pigs, fish and monkeys?" Two pennies per person. Half price, buy one get one free. After saying that, he threw two copper coins in the bowl.
Seeing that an audience was coming, Tang Seng hurriedly covered the curtain covering Zhu Bajie and Monk Sha, and said to Gu Chen: "Wait a minute, wait a minute, we'll talk about it later." ”
He hurriedly ran over by himself, regained the smiling face of the fool just now, folded his hands and said, "Yes, yes, thank you." ”
led the two aunts over, pulled the curtain of Zhu Bajie, and introduced: "It's ugly now, Marshal Tianpeng, Zhu Bajie!" ”
When he saw Gu Chen just now, Zhu Bajie, who was careless, instantly picked up the round-framed fake window, his eyes flashed with a thief's light, and said, "Woman? What's your name, how old are you? ”
"Neuropathy." The two aunts glanced at Zhu Bajie with disgust.
Tang Seng saw that the situation was not good, and hurriedly opened the curtain of Monk Sha and said: "Na, the general of the rolling shutter, the big fish monster of the Tongtian River." ”
The child in the aunt's arms stared at the clear eyes, curiously looking at the green-faced fangs and more than two meters tall Monk Sha, Gu Chen knew that the child was going to be scared and cry in the next second, so he stood forward, blocked Monk Sha's face, and said: "Today's performance is here, we have to rush to exorcise demons, so we won't delay the time of the two aunts." ”
The two aunts were already quite dissatisfied with the performance, and after looking at it, they saw that although Gu Chen was dressed in ordinary clothes, his face was handsome, which was different from Tang Seng's weather, and for the sake of his good appearance, he didn't scold him loudly, but just complained: "I paid two cents, just look at these weird-looking people, my family's money is not blown by the wind......
Gu Chen took out a pumpkin-shaped Tao Fangbo ten points from his bag, and said, "I'm really sorry, this piece of dim sum will be taken to the child to eat, as we make amends." ”
The Tao Fangbo ten points of the heart are exquisite, the little pumpkin is vivid and the real thing, as soon as it is taken out, it is sweet and fragrant, the little doll likes it, stretches out his hand to ask for it, Gu Chen gives it to him, the two aunts take the mouth of the eater, and they don't say anything anymore, and pick up the child to see other jugglers.
Tang Seng saw them leaving, walked over and said with a smile: "You are still smart, unlike these stubborn disciples, you just injured someone two days ago, and our mature exorcism team was still complained, if it weren't for their bad control, I wouldn't have been reduced to performing here to earn money." ”
Gu Chen snorted, took out a few more dim sum from the package, and gave them to the two senior brothers to eat, these two were obviously very hungry, Zhu Bajie ate it and said: "This dim sum is good, I think that in Gao Laozhuang, Cuilan's family often made it for me to eat." ”
Monk Sha was not hungry after eating, and said: "It's so a little big, and you don't care if you eat two hundred." ”
Tang Seng swallowed his saliva, waiting for his share, but Gu Chen didn't give him a share to eat, he looked at the sweetness of the two apprentices' food, and felt even more hungry, planning to find a place to get some food to eat.
So he shouted to the lantern pole again: "Wukong, come down quickly, let's gather the team and eat." ”
The unkempt Sun Wukong fell face down to the ground with a bang, and although the onlookers were surprised, they were all busy again when they saw that he was okay and patted the ashes on his body and stood up.
Sun Wukong casually glanced at Gu Chen with fiery eyes, and realized that he was a mortal with a little cultivation, not a monster, just as he was really a person who came to learn exorcism, he didn't object to him joining the westbound team, anyway, it was miserable to sleep in the open, he didn't have the last meal, and he had to get along with a group of snake spirits, so he would definitely run away in two days.
Sun Wukong held a branch in his mouth, stood there with a hanging, and said in a rough voice: "You don't have to perform today?" ”
"Look at what you look like, it's because of your appearance that some people say that we are a group of thieves pretending to be exorcists, putting your hoop straight, and coming to meet your little junior brother, Gu Chen." Tang Seng said loudly.
Sun Wukong straightened the golden hoop, spit out the branches with a thud, made a messy salute, and said lazily: "Little junior brother." ”
Gu Chen didn't mind his cold face either, and returned the salute. After all, I have been a brother and brother with Brother Monkey in the Valoran Continent for so long, and now I still feel a little kind when I see Sun Wukong in different periods.
At that moment, the master and apprentice said goodbye to the master of the troupe and moved forward.
He looked at Gu Chen with disgust, as if judging his strength, and finally gave up the plan to catch the little junior brother as a coolie, and chose to pull the cart by himself.
Tang Seng and Gu Chen walked side by side, and said: "This exorcism, I have a lot of experience, I have a song, as long as I sing it, the monster will change its evil and return to the right, and be dedicated to good." ”
"Master." Sun Wukong shouted.
"Don't interject, let the teacher finish speaking, it's just that my exorcism method is too domineering, as soon as I sing, your senior brother will dance along, so I have a chance to show you again." In fact, life is a practice, and we must see more of the wonderful scenery on the road in order to be pleasant. Tang Seng kept chattering, regardless of whether Gu Chen was listening or not, and walked towards a big mountain in front of him with steep cliffs and vines.
"Master." Zhu Bajie shouted.
"I said don't interrupt me, I know you're hungry, this time when the little junior brother comes, we have some silver taels, and when we go down to the bhikshu country, we will buy more for you, eat a good vegetarian meal, and relieve the suffering that everyone has suffered for days." Tang Seng directly went back again, turned his head to Gu Chen and said, "See laugh, see laugh." ”
He preached and preached again, pulling and talking, until the foot of the mountain, seeing that it was getting late, he turned back and asked in some surprise, "Wukong, didn't you say that the country of bhikshus will arrive soon?" Why do I see that there are only mountains here? Not like someone's home? ”
Sun Wukong carried the golden hoop stick and cut it without talking. Monk Sha asked, "Master, can we speak?" ”
"Say, I'm so democratic, just now I was so that you wouldn't interrupt my train of thought." Tang Seng smiled kindly.
"Oh, when Senior Brother called you just now, you were already on the wrong path." Monk Sha said seriously.