Chapter 18: Great God, Well Done!
Chapter 18 Great God, Well Done!
"Today's people, I'm really happy," Jiang Qilin happily hummed a small tune in the early morning student union room. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
"President, did you encounter anything happy about?" Allen, who was eager to learn, asked curiously.
"Well, this is indeed a good thing! I got a magic pen," Jiang Qilin took out an ordinary-looking quill from his arms.
"President? Is there anything special about this pen? Alan asked curiously. As a representative of profound knowledge and insight, mages often have the ability to identify items, and Allen, as a leader among mages, found that this quill pen was mediocre after identification, which is simply incredible! Of course, the naïve Allen never thought that the cunning president would deceive him.
"Don't underestimate this pen, it's a precious gift from my gods!" Jiang Qilin proudly introduces the new props given to him by the god Doraemon.
Item Name: Forbidden Marker
Item Level: D Grade
Instructions for using props: ???
Since Jiang Qilin's awakening props were successfully promoted to E-level, although his combat power is still a scum, the range of props he can draw has reached F~D level, but he didn't expect to draw the highest level that can be drawn for the first time after upgrading, which is really lucky!
The word "god" successfully attracted the amazed attention of many student council members, including Her Royal Highness Gong Xiaolu and Her Royal Highness Lilith, who were in attendance.
"A gift from the gods?" The always calm elf Nanali exclaimed, "Really, Master? ”
In the land of the Holy Continent, the word god is not something that can be put on the lips casually, except in the case of prayers and important vows, and casually mentioning gods will be condemned as blasphemy and condemned by many churches. This also means that unless Jiang Qilin risked his life to make a joke, he was absolutely telling the truth.
"I didn't expect you to be an oracle! It's the princess who is disrespectful," Gong Xiaolu smiled under His Royal Highness, and said sincerely, how can the gods on the high give gifts at will, only his favorite believers are likely to receive divine graces, such people are often messengers who walk in the world on behalf of the gods, and in the sacred continent, the status of a god's apostle is extremely noble, often no less than the king of a country.
"President! It's amazing! "This is Allen and Buck, who were completely brainwashed by Jiang Qilin.
"Miss Ben is impressed with you!" Miss Louise is rarely without tsundere, probably because she has a demigod grandfather, so she probably knows best how much power an angel has.
"Master, who is that god?" Nanali asked curiously.
"Well, the gods' reverence is Doraemon!"
"Tsk, why haven't I heard of it, it can't be an evil god!" Yuriko said disdainfully, the scum will become a noble divine envoy in seconds, where will she be willing.
Licentious! I actually said that my Da Doraemon is an evil god! Sooner or later, you will be put to death for blasphemy!
"Shut up, Yuriko!" His Royal Highness Gong Xiaolu hurriedly drank: "The gods are not something you and I can talk about at will!" ”
His Royal Highness Gong Xiaolu said earnestly: "President Zero Zero, can you forgive Yuriko's unintentional mistake for my face?" ”
"Sister-sama," Yuriko said weakly, knowing that it was rude to insult a god he believed in in front of an oracle, and it was not impossible in history that such an unfolding would lead to a holy war.
"Hmph, Doraemon-sama has always been magnanimous, and he won't bother with people like you! As long as you shout three times that Yuriko is a big fool, this matter will be forgotten," Jiang Qilin, who saw that the arrogant Liriko was bored, and Jiang Qilin, who had a bad stomach, hurriedly fell into the well.
"Yuriko!" His Royal Highness Gong Xiaolu hurriedly made a look.
With tears in her eyes, the proud Yuriko closed her eyes and shouted in humiliation, "Yuriko is a big fool!" Yuriko is a big fool! Yuriko is a big fool! After that, he ran out of the student union room crying.
Am I overdoing it! Jiang Qilin secretly thought, but thinking of what Yuriko did to him on weekdays, his last trace of conscience was also eaten by Uncle Häagen-Dazs.
"Brother, it's not a good habit to tease a girl too much!" Lord Lilith gave a serious lesson, and several of the eldest ladies around her also nodded together, expressing their disdain for what Jiang Qilin had done.
"Ahem, in general, I don't know what the function of this god-given thing is, so I brought it here and asked everyone to give their ideas," Jiang Qilin said, pointing to the forbidden marker.
"Well, since it's a pen, let's use it to write!" Sophia's advice is pertinent.
"Oh, oh, it makes sense, Senior Sister Sophia is really Bingxue smart," Jiang Qilin hurriedly patted his ass, trying to change his negative image of Fang Cai to a positive one.
"It's useless to say yes and listen to it!" Senior Sister Sophia glanced at Jiang Qilin with a red face and said duplicitously.
"Smart Sophia-senpai, please continue to instruct me who is ignorant!" Jiang Qilin would not let go of this opportunity to brush up on favorability.
"Hmph, then write a few words casually," Sophia suggested.
"Senior sister, please pick up the pen!" Sending the Buddha to the West, and making a full set of sycophants also have to be done, Jiang Qilin has profoundly implemented this belief.
"Eh, is that okay?" Senior Sister Sophia obviously couldn't resist the temptation to touch a god-given thing, and her words were very heartwarming, just like an ordinary person who would definitely not let go of the opportunity to touch the Holy Grail of the Holy See of Light.
"Of course! If this pen knew that it would be an honor to be touched by the beautiful Sister Sophia," Jiang Qilin gave a thumbs up and smiled heartily, making Sister Sophia's face red.
Senior Sister Sophia glanced at Jiang Qilin charmingly, carefully picked up the magic pen, and carefully wrote the word "scum" on the white paper.
Oh,no! Jiang Qilin was very depressed, can't he get rid of the word scum in his life?
Everyone gathered around the blank paper, expecting the miracle to happen, but after a few minutes, no one heard anything.
"That doesn't seem to work," Miss Louise frowned, "Is there something wrong?" ”
"Since it's a gift from the gods, the language may be related to the gods, President Zero-Seven, you can try to write a few words from the oracle," Senior Sister Sophia thought for a while, crossed out the word scum, and handed the pen to Jiang Qilin.
At this time, Yuriko, who ran out of the school building, finally stopped crying, revealing her coquettish nature, and she yelled at the sky: "Damn bastard Zero Zero Seven, I'm not done with you, you scumbag!" ”
"Boom!" An earth-shattering lightning bolt fell from the sky, and the electric light shone in the small forest next to the school building, and a black smoke rose up, leaving a large hole several meters deep.
"It's Vice President Yuriko!" Among the members gathered around the window, the elf Nanali-san had the sharpest eyes, and others could see a person lying in the pit, and only she could tell that the humanoid black charcoal was actually Yuriko who had just burst into tears.
"Yuriko," Her Royal Highness Gong Xiaolu ran out of the student union room with an anxious expression, leaving the remaining few people to look at each other.
"Ahem, let's go take a look," Jiang Qilin suggested, his instincts telling him that Yuriko's lightning splitting incident had a lot to do with him.
"Uh-huh," everyone nodded, and they all ran to the grove behind the school building.
When everyone came to the grove, they found that Yuriko, who had just been struck by lightning, had a black and gray face, and her body was fine, at this time she snuggled in the arms of His Royal Highness Gong Xiaolu, showing a baby-like happy smile.
Tsk, this lily girl's C-level strength is really not blown, her body is really strong enough, such a big thunder she is like nothing, if she changes herself, I am afraid that she will turn into ashes early.
Everyone breathed a sigh of relief when they saw that Yuriko was safe and sound, but Yuriko showed a really troublesome face at this time, she rubbed in the arms of His Royal Highness Gong Xiaolu, and called sweetly: "Sister! Then he glanced at Jiang Qilin like a demonstrator, and his smug expression was overflowing.
Cut, I am not uncommon with this perverted dead shemale faggot, I really want to see the expression of this lily girl when she knows the true face of this shemale, Jiang Qilin looked at the lily who seemed to have embraced the whole world, and thought maliciously.
"I'm relieved to see that Yuriko is safe and sound, I made too much of a fool of you just now, I hope you don't be surprised," Jiang Qilin said sincerely, making an image of a prodigal son looking back.
"Cut, who wants your sympathy, you bastard scum!" Yuriko turned her head willfully, thinking to herself, this matter is not so easy to turn over, wait for my merciless revenge, bastard scum!
"Boom!" A thunderbolt fell from the sky and struck the lily in the arms of Her Royal Highness Gong Xiaolu, her pretty face that had just been wiped clean suddenly turned black, and her whole body was trembling with electricity, but Her Royal Highness Gong Xiaolu, who was closely attached to her, had nothing to do, which was really strange.
"Scum! You're plotting against me! Yuriko decided that this was Jiang Qilin's ghost, and pointed at Jiang Qilin in disbelief, as if to say: You are so daring, you dare to do it in front of your sister!
"Boom!" A thunderbolt flashed, followed by an earth-shattering loud noise, and His Royal Highness Gong Xiaolu, who had been on guard, shouted: "Holy Light Protection!" Before the thunder light fell, she firmly protected Yuriko with her white holy light.
However, as if the thunder light had not touched the holy light, it easily passed through the holy light and slashed straight at Yuriko, who had just regained consciousness! Yuriko opened her mouth weakly, and then a puff of black smoke came out of her mouth.
It's miserable! Jiang Qilin couldn't bear to see it, and turned his head away, his heart was secretly refreshed, Doraemon God, you did a good job!