Chapter 3: How dare you say it, kid

"It's almost dawn, brother," Lilith whispered, looking at the golden glow of the rising sun. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

"Well, it's another day."

"Then Lilith take her brother to enroll."

Lilith led Jiang Qilin to the entrance of a lively school building, and greeted a woman who was napping on the railing from a distance.

The woman has long flowing hair, a plump figure, a slender willow waist, and a beautiful appearance, and the confused sleeping beauty forms a sharp contrast with the active figures of the students in the early morning, creating a beautiful landscape.

"Good morning, Miss Chrissy!"

The woman opened her eyes in a daze, rubbed the corners of her eyes and said, "It turned out to be Lilith, is there anything wrong with me, if not, the teacher still wants to sleep for a while." ”

"I brought my brother to take the entrance test," Lilith smiled slightly.

"Entrance test, why did your brother come so late?"

Chrissy stretched, took out a quill, wrote the elegant words "new students" on the enrollment registration form, and asked without raising her head, "What's your name?" ”

"Valkyrie Zero-Zero-Seven."

"Your parents really didn't care about naming you, boy!"

This is my dear Lilith getting a name, do you have any comments?

"What about careers?"

"Profession, what's that?"

Teacher Chrissy put down the quill, sighed, and said, "Are you brothers and sisters here to entertain me early in the morning?" ”

"Brother, is Teacher Chrissy asking you whether you are a warrior or a spellcaster?" Lilith hurriedly reminded.

"Well, I don't know!"

"Looks like a rookie, but I still have something to look forward to," Chrissy sighed helplessly.

I'm just a scumbag with only five combat power, I'm really sorry!

Teacher Chrissy took out a shining crystal from her bosom and placed it on the table, and said, "Let's test my magic qualifications first." ”

Is this the legendary magic crystal, according to the rhythm of his own traverser and gold finger, the next must be radiant, red, orange, yellow, green, blue, purple and seven colors bloom side by side, it is best to blow up the magic crystals, in order to show his unique protagonist status.

Jiang Qilin touched it with apprehension, thinking, come on, my colorful holy light!

A second passed, two seconds passed, three seconds passed, and half a minute passed......

Teacher, this is not scientific, there must be something wrong with this crystal! Jiang Qilin looked at the magic crystal that did not make the slightest movement, and let out the wail of the defeated dog.

Teacher Chrissy cruelly scribbled a few large flowing words on the enrollment form: insulated from magic.

"It's okay, brother, even if you can't practice magic, you can still cultivate battle qi, brother, don't be discouraged, Lilith will cheer for your brother!" Lilith comforted softly.

Your Highness Lilith, you are truly my angel! Jiang Qilin was moved to tears.

"Then let's put your talent to the test, boy, this unassuming machine in front of you is the work of master alchemist Ferrariz Edison, you punch the bullseye first."

This time I can't be ashamed anymore, otherwise how can I still have the majesty of my brother in front of Lilith Jiang Qilin took a deep breath, set up his horse steps, and swung his clenched fist towards the bull's-eye.

"Boom", the number on the machine kept soaring, and stopped at eighty.

"Eighty kilograms, it's still alive," Chrissy nodded, "Drink this!" ”

I'll go, what's this suspicious liquid that purple is still bubbling? Do you want me to drink it? The concubine can't do it!

Jiang Qilin broke out in a cold sweat and asked cautiously, "Can I not drink it?" ”

Teacher Chrissy frowned, punched Jiang Qilin on his lower abdomen, and when Jiang Qilin opened his mouth in pain, he mercilessly poured the entire bottle of medicine into Jiang Qilin's stomach.

You wicked mother-in-law, violent woman! Doraemon God, come and save me, your most faithful believer is about to be poisoned!

Hey, what's going on with this feeling of being full of power, could it be that my little universe has finally exploded?

Just as Jiang Qilin was moved by his small universe, a sneer came from his ears: "That stupid boy who doesn't pull a few stupid boys, don't hurry up and test it, and the effect of the medicine will pass in a while!" ”

Chrissy pointed to the bullseye and said, "One more punch!" ”

Jiang Qilin took a deep breath and punched him towards the bull's-eye, "Bang", and the force of the shock made his wrist numb.

The number on the machine continued to soar, and the number stopped at one hundred and sixteen, Teacher Chrissy sighed and said, "What a terrible battle qi talent, is the strength increase only doubled?" ”

Seeing Jiang Qilin's confused look, Teacher Chrissy explained: "The increase in battle qi refers to the increase in strength before and after using battle qi, and the increase multiplier ranges from one to ten times according to personal qualifications, you can imagine that you can only increase the same battle qi by two times and the strength of others has increased by ten times, the difference is the difference between the abyss!" ”

What the? I drew two from one to ten random draws.,Doraemon God, give me a time machine.,I'm going to throw the dice again!

Chrissy paused and said, "Ordinary people usually increase by more than three times after they have battle qi, but your qualification is very rare, young man, why don't you stay and let me study it?" ”

Oh oh oh, this is not scientific, there are so many perverts in the other world, mom I want to go home!

"Don't be afraid, brother, Lilith will protect you", Angel Lilith spoke again.

Jiang Qilin's eyes were full of tears, is he going to embark on the road of no return to eat his sister's soft rice from today onwards?

Teacher Chrissy swiped and wrote a few large flowing words on the enrollment registration form again: The talent for fighting qi is miserable (doubled), and then said: "Let's go, you can enter the school by registering in the student union." ”

Student union? Jiang Qilin asked in confusion, "They don't even care about this?" ”

Teacher Chrissy nodded and said: "Of course, Master Dumbledore, the head of the house, basically doesn't care about things, the campus work is basically managed by the student union and the discipline inspection committee, and all big and small things must be stamped and signed by the student union before they can take effect, fortunately, this year's student president is a serious and diligent good boy, thanks to this, our burden is a lot lighter!" ”

Hey, you teachers don't give everything to your students just to be lazy, do you?

A cold light flashed in the corner of Teacher Chrissy's eyes, and the meaning in his eyes Jiang Qilin understood in seconds: You know too much!

The three of them walked into a spacious and bright room, the door of the room was written with the words "Student Union", Teacher Chrissy did not knock on the door, and pushed the door directly, only to see a woman wearing a long skirt and a long hair shawl was writing the desk, the neat table was full of dense documents, and the items on the table were placed neatly and orderly, and they were scattered.

"Xiaolu, you're here so early?" Chrissy said hello.

"Miss Chrissy, remember to knock on the door the next time you come in, you're so rude!" The woman frowned, raised her head and revealed a beautiful face, her eyelashes were long, her face could be blown apart, she was a beautiful girl about seventeen or eighteen years old.

"Hi hi", Teacher Chrissy replied nonchalantly, and at a glance she knew that she hadn't listened.

"Is there anything wrong with the teacher", the woman named Xiaolu stood up and asked helplessly.

With such barren breasts, Jiang Qilin's mind is full of this thought, it's really not easy for a girl to grow like this!

Teacher Chrissy waved the enrollment registration form in her hand and said, "There is a new student enrolled, it's Lilith's brother, well, this is the enrollment registration form." ”

The woman took the form and looked down with a look of pity.

Name: Valkyrie Zero-Zero-Seven

Gender: Male

Magical Qualifications: Insulated from magic

Battle Qi Qualification: Battle Qi Talent is miserable (two-fold increase)

The woman looked up and asked, "Lilith, is he really your own brother?" ”

"Needless to say, he's Lilith's proud brother!" Lilith said firmly.

Oooh, Angel Lilith, brother will try to be worthy of you!

The woman named Xiaolu sighed, picked up a quill and signed at the bottom of the enrollment form: Agreed! St. Gabriel Gong Xiaolu.

Oh, oh, this name, this sense of déjà vu, Jiang Qilin pointed at Gong Xiaolu tremblingly and asked, "Are you a shemale?" ”

"Shemale? What does it mean, and where is the dialect? Gong Xiaolu asked with a frown.

Jiang Qilin knew that he was speechless, even if someone else disguised himself as a woman and mixed into the Demon Martial Arts Academy, and became the student president, this is also someone else's freedom, why bother to debunk him? The so-called people are difficult to dismantle!

Jiang Qilin sneered: "It means that you are as pure and beautiful as a goblin. ”

"Flatterer," Gong Xiaolu frowned and said, "And I always feel that you can't help it." ”

What a strong sixth sense! Jiang Qilin touched his head and pretended to be honest, trying to confuse the past.

"Mantra!" A bright light flashed in the woman's hand, and it went straight into Jiang Qilin's body, and she raised her voice and asked, "Answer me, Valkyrie Zero Zero, what did you mean by what you just said?" ”

This spell is so fast! Lilith didn't react at all, and Teacher Chrissy just didn't want to stop it.

Cut, when I'm going to tell the truth, you stupid girl! Jiang Qilin was about to lie and fool the past, but he couldn't help but reply: "It means that you chestless dead pervert is really disgusting!" ”

Dead pervert without breasts! Teacher Chrissy didn't even want to take a nap, she turned her head straight, with endless admiration and pity in her eyes, as if to say: Boy, you really dare to say it!

Gong Xiaolu's surroundings exuded a terrifying aura like a black abyss, and Jiang Qilin vaguely saw that the word "well" was about to jump out of her forehead!

"Smack", a white exquisite lady's glove was ruthlessly thrown at Jiang Qilin's feet, and Gong Xiaolu's cold and ruthless voice came from his ears: "I bet all my honor to duel with you in the name of St. Gabriel Gong Xiaolu, Valkyrie Zero Zero!" ”