Chapter 17 I am an earthling from niconiconi
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Walking in this so-called detention center, Li Qing's face was full of envy.
, this is a detention center, and the so-called old cadres rest house is nothing more than that. All are voice-activated furniture, all chairs have their own massage and adjustment functions, and the sofa is softer than the bed.
There's also a TV.,it.,Projection doesn't matter.,What's the trouble with the 3D display of the hemp egg?,Is it okay to be a real person online.。 Of course, the actor is a little ugly, the hook beak is really, the birdman is the birdman, Li Qing expressed full disdain for this.
While drinking the synthetic drinks of the automatic beverage machine, the comfortable sofa like a waterbed, and the crunchy snacks, Li Qing felt that it seemed good to spend the bird's life here.
"Hey, don't be too presumptuous, the sofa is a public appliance."
Tsk, what disturbed Li Qing's perfect enjoyment was a birdman, and Li Qing had to change from lying flat to sitting.
The man sat next to Li Qing with a loud voice, and as soon as he took the remote control, he started to play the TV, okay, is it actually the hooked nose, or the cliché family ethics drama that can't be cliché anymore, or the style of the eighties of the last century in China.
Li Qing turned to his stomach when he saw it, although the science and technology in this place are not as developed, but the cultural aspect is as weak as a layer of paper, and a sense of superiority in Li Qing's heart arises spontaneously.
Hey, this bunch of scum. This is the so-called literati is light, although he is not a literati, at most he is an Internet writer, and Li Qing also has this stinky problem.
But enjoy and enjoy, Li Qing still thought of business. What to take, everything here is fully automatic, the drink machine is integrated with the table, the cabinets are connected to the wall, and the pots and pans are naturally of no value.
Culture, Assi, the culture here is simply a second-class cripple, and even Li Qing dislikes it.
Technology, the technology products here are really everywhere, but why save space, why even a speaker has to be embedded in the wall, why don't there be computers, all are watches.
Li Qing expressed his great dislike for these high-tech products that save space, and none of them can be taken away.
Under the guidance of the robot, Li Qing found an empty bedroom. Even the bed is high-tech, and the hemp egg can actually choose what to dream about.
Li Qing is such an upright person, naturally he will not choose those dirty dreams, he chooses an action movie about love.
Take a bath, get a good night's sleep, wake up with something to eat, don't worry about any difficulties, this kind of life is really just a perfect spiritual food, but it's a pity that this kind of life is only seven days, and you have to find something to take back.
Skillfully poured an unknown drink, Li Qing sat on the sofa again, he watched a sports program, maybe this is the biggest difference from the earth, the balls they play are all in the sky, although I can't understand it, but it is also quite emotional.
"Hey, come over here."
Okay, it's that annoying birdman again, always interrupting Li Qing when he is most comfortable.
Frowning and shifting his position, he gave up a person's seat, and Li Qing continued to watch the TV with relish.
"I said, are you going to go on like this and do nothing?"
"Do what?" Li Qing said subconsciously, but after speaking, he felt that something was wrong, and cold sweat broke out.
"Take something, steal some technology or something, it's not appropriate for you intruder to be so homely."
The birdman's words made Li Qing's cold sweat flow down like a torrential rain.
[, what the hell, this is exposed, obviously nothing has been done. 】
"Ah, don't be so nervous. I'm not going to do anything to you. ”
[, what if you don't take me, then why are you calling!? That's 999, it's the police call, do you think I can't see it? 】
The sweat on Li Qing's face was even more.
"Ahh No way, there's a reward for reporting an intruder, so let's go. ”
As he spoke, the birdman shook his watch.
[This is going to die?! I'm still a virgin, and I obviously didn't do anything. 】
"I said, don't do that." Li Qing's voice trembled a little, and he had already automatically made up for Li Qing's hundred ways to die.
"Well, there's no way, as a player, I also want to make money." The birdman was merciless, his mouth was perfunctory, but his watch still had no intention of hanging up.
"Oh, yes. I forgot to ask, where are you the intruder? Maybe if I know you, I'll let you go. As if remembering something, the birdman finally relented.
"Ah, I'm from Earth, Earthling, do you know Earth?" Li Qing seemed to grasp the life-saving straw, and hurriedly said his origin.
"Earth?!" The birdman's eyes lit up when he heard this name, and he pinched the phone in seconds, and grabbed Li Qing's wings tightly with his claws.
"Is it the Earth? The earth of the niconiconi! The fanaticism on the birdman's face, Li Qing could see it.
"Yes... It's the earth of the niconiconi. Li Qing felt that he had never been so embarrassed.
Hello, I'm an earthling from niconiconi, and my shame explodes when I think about it.
"It turned out to be an earthling, I still have a lot to ask you, don't worry, I won't call the police." The birdman seemed to see Li Qing's nervousness, shook his watch, and smiled at the bird's beak.
Well, the ghost only knew how the bird smiled, and Li Qing just heard a little bit of meaning from his words.
"By the way, who do you like in LL, let me tell you, my favorite is Little Bird Sauce, it's really cute to me, and you look at Little Bird Sauce, is this name completely our person."
Completely ignore how he understands Japanese, or understands Chinese subtitles, but Bird-chan is obviously a human, and he looks completely different from Birdman!
"Also, nico sauce is also very kawaii, niconiconi~" Saying that, the birdman also raised his paws and made a movement, Li Qing could no longer look directly at nico sauce.
Looking at the fanatical birdman in front of him, Li Qing understood, he was not the first to see such an example, this was the precursor to entering the house.
Li Qing skillfully took out the tricks to deal with it, flickered the birdman in front of him and made him lame, and easily called him a brother.
In just ten minutes, Li Qing even knew the birdman's name, personality, and favorite things, interests and hobbies, and sure enough, otaku are easier to deal with.
"Anyway,It's been a long time since I've seen a new one.,I'm tired of those old ones.,And the comics drawn by those same authors are like scum.。 Lared sighed.
Larred is the name of the Birdman, and according to him, it almost means to fly higher.
However, looking at Lared, who had already entered the house, Li Qing felt that he would not be able to fly for a long time.
"There's no way, after all, you lack the atmosphere of comics, and this industry has just started, so you have to be patient to have good works." Li Qing comforted casually, there is no way, the handle is still in the hands of others, coax this birdman first.
"No, they are all dead, and they dare to blaspheme my great muse, I have already cut them into pieces and sold them to the meat market." Larred looked serious.
, if you want to be so cruel, Li Qing feels that his future is bleak.