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"Damn the wind, blowing down so many leaves, the Taoist temple has to be cleaned again today." A teenager complained.

Xu Dashu was sweeping the floor in the yard with a stomach full of resentment, and a voice almost made him angry.

"Big tree, what time is it, don't cook yet." The voice of the head of the left hill came.

"Old man, I'll starve to death if I eat late." Xu Dashu said dissatisfied.

As soon as Xu Dashu finished speaking, he saw Zuoqiu's door suddenly open, and Zuoqiu Daochang stepped out of the door with an indifferent face, and his white hair had been completely combed into a big back hairstyle at this time, and his white hair was dyed with hair oil, which was particularly dazzling under the sun.

"Criminal, don't you know that people are iron, food is rigid, and you don't have to eat a meal to get hungry, where do you have the strength to subdue demons and eliminate monsters, and how to continue the heavy responsibility of saving the people in the world." Zuoqiu Dao Chang had an expression of hatred that iron could not be made of steel.

"Gotcha, I'll cook for you now." Xu Dashu was speechless, he knew that his master always had countless reasons to refute him, so he hurriedly turned around and walked towards the kitchen.

"Apprentice, it's time for you to learn more about the specialties of the place, and I'm tired of eating those dishes every day."

Xu Dashu, who had just walked to the door of the kitchen, heard the words of Daoist Zuoqiu, and almost fell into a dog without being angry.

Since Xu Dashu was sent by his parents to Zuoqiu Daochang to learn art, Xu Dashu's life has been in dire straits, and Zuoqiu has successfully cultivated Xu Dashu into a qualified nanny role.

Three meals a day, laundry and cleaning are all within the scope of Xu Dashu's responsibilities, not only that, Zuoqiu also arranged 100 push-ups a day, 100 sit-ups, an hour of handstand and a cross-country run around the mountain for 5 kilometers, in order to resist this inhumane torture, Xu Dashu made a serious protest, but every time Zuoqiu Daochang will use "Since your parents handed you over to me, then I am your responsible guardian, you must listen to me." "Come and stop Xu Dashu's mouth.

Xu Dashu was speechless every time, plus on this deep mountain, he couldn't run anywhere, so he had to give in helplessly, "It's not too late for a gentleman to take revenge for ten years", Xu Dashu sometimes thought about it, and couldn't help but admire himself, and praised his perseverance in his heart.

At the dinner table, Xu Dashu looked at Zuoqiu eating the food he cooked with a smug expression, and wanted to throw the bowl in his hand on his old face.

"By the way, big tree, do you have a QQ number?" Zuoqiu was satisfied, wiped his mouth with satisfaction and asked.

"Yes, what's wrong?"

The rapid development of society in these years, the last time Xu Dashu's parents came to see Xu Dashu, they also gave Xu Dashu and Zuoqiu Daochang a smartphone, usually Xu Dashu relies on his mobile phone to watch the news on the Internet and learn Internet trendy language.

"That's good, then I'll give you a QQ group for the teacher later, you can add it." Zuoqiu said.

"Huh? What swarm? Xu Dashu said curiously.

I saw Zuoqiu take out his mobile phone and say while playing: "It's a group of chatting and exchanging Taoist experiences between various Dao gates, and you should be polite to the people inside after joining the group." They can all be regarded as your brothers and uncles. ”

Xu Dashu, who was still eating, almost didn't bite his tongue when he heard this, and said curiously: "Old man, do you Taoist priests also play QQ?" ”

"Nonsense, the times have progressed, of course we have to follow the progress, you tell me your QQ number." Zuoqiu has no good airway.

"Oh, 15719....." Xu Dashu didn't think too much about it, anyway, he just added a group, and it was a big deal to block it himself, anyway, the old man didn't know.

"Didi, Didi."

Xu Dashu's mobile phone QQ in his pocket sent a message, Xu Dashu opened the mobile phone QQ and saw that the style of that night asked to add you as a friend, and the avatar was a photo of a mature male star.

Xu Dashu was stunned by this screen name, and held his mobile phone for a long time and asked, "Master, is this you?" ”

"Yes, what's wrong, is it broken by the teacher's avatar?" Zuoqiu said with a smug face.

"I said old man, you are also so old, why do you still take such a screen name, laugh at me, haha!" Xu Dashu didn't hold back, and the rice in his mouth spurted out with laughter.

Brush it up. Zuoqiu Daochang's face immediately darkened: "Da Shu, it seems that the teacher is still not strict enough with you, and this afternoon's cross-country run around the mountain will be 5 kilometers more." ”

After speaking, he didn't give Xu Dashu a chance to beg for mercy, and immediately turned around and entered his house.

It didn't take long for a roar to suddenly come from the house of the head of the left hill.

"O Sabi! Push the tower, push the tower! ”

"Take down Xiaolonglong and fight ADC"

"Assi, the big dragon was robbed, why don't you die in the jungler, a bunch of pit goods, I'm angry."

Xu Dashu: "......" silently cleaned up the dishes and chopsticks and returned to his house.

My parents are really eccentric, why did they give the old man an extra computer and didn't install one for me, Xu Dashu was very dissatisfied with this.

Xu Dashu sat on his bed and took out a book, titled The Sex Slave of the Golden Bottle Mei Er, and turned the first page, with a line of small characters written on it, Maoshan Taoist Dragon and Tiger Sect General Encyclopedia.

Every time he saw the name of this book, Xu Dashu had an urge to throw the book in Zuoqiu's face, remembering that time, Xu Dashu was doing a handstand, and Zuoqiu Daoist suddenly squatted in front of Xu Dashu, and took out a book from his arms to Xu Dashu: "Dashu, this book is a lifelong effort for the teacher, you have to keep him in mind." ”

Xu Dashu, who was doing a handstand, looked at the cover of the book, and there was a beautiful picture next to the line of big characters "The Sexual Slave of the Golden Bottle Mei Er".

"Old man, are you sure this is your life's work?" Xu Dashu looked at Zuoqiu in surprise.

"Uh-huh" As if Zuoqiu also knew that the title of his book was a little special, he coughed and said lightly: "Don't look at the surface of everything, all the mysteries are in it." After speaking, only Xu Dashu was left with a confused face.

Xu Dashu still remembers that he struggled with this book for a long time, feeling a little apprehensive, a little surprised, and a feeling of doing bad things, and finally couldn't resist the temptation to open the book, and when he saw the content of the book, Xu Dashu was melancholy for a long time, and suddenly felt a faint loss in his heart.

However, Zuoqiu's golden bottle of plum for Xu Dashu, oh no, it is a general encyclopedia of Maoshan Taoist Dragon and Tiger Sect, and the contents of it are all introduced in detail, and the table of contents is clear.

Xu Dashu, who was just about to read this book of golden plum bottles, made a prompt sound on the "Dididi" mobile phone QQ again.

That night invites you to join the Maoshan Taoist exchange group.

I don't know how, seeing Zuoqiu's QQ avatar, Xu Dashu always can't help but think of Zuoqiu's old face in his mind, and there is a burst of melancholy in his heart, but when he thinks of Zuoqiu's appearance when he woke up that year, Xu Dashu sighed how time can change a person so much.

Xu Dashu is different from ordinary people, his eyes can see ghosts.

Once, Xu Dashu accidentally saw a car accident, a man riding a bicycle died tragically under the wheel of a large truck, and a very ordinary car accident almost killed Xu Dashu.

Xu Dashu, who was present at the time, was haunted by the man's ghost, and after returning home, he was unconscious, and was sent to the hospital by his parents for treatment, but no disease was detected.

Later, Zuoqiu Daoist passed by in front of Xu Dashu's house, perhaps as fate would have it, Zuoqiu Daoist used the Supreme Dao Technique to wake up Xu Dashu, and when he learned of Xu Dashu's physical condition, he became an apprentice.

Xu Dashu's parents also knew the abnormality of their son's body, and in desperation, they entrusted the young Xu Dashu to the Zuoqiu Daochang, after Xu Dashu was rescued, he saw the Zuoqiu Daochang, how heroic the Zuoqiu Daoist was at that time, now, alas! I talked a lot and cried, blaming myself for being young and impulsive at the time, and I was pit back by Zuoqiu.

At this time, the sound of the group interrupted Xu Dashu's contemplation!