Chapter 16: You Dead Shemale Who Covets My Beauty!
Chapter 16: You Dead Shemale Who Covets My Beauty!
In the magnificent student cafeteria, Jiang Qilin was trying to comfort the depressed Buck, "Buck, there is no grass at the end of the world!" Don't be so frustrated! ”
"President! But I already fell in love with her at first sight! Buck said with great regret, "Teacher Gorilla Gaga will definitely not let me meet her!" ”
"Actually, it's not necessarily, Teacher Gorilla Jiajia just can't accept such an impactful and friendly expression for a while," Jiang Qilin tried to reassure. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
"But he said, 'Fuck off, pervert, stay away from my daughter!' "The Spartans were desperate.
"He said that if you stay away, you should stay away, Buck-san, is your love such a superficial thing?" Jiang Qilin asked bitterly.
"President, Buck understands, Buck won't give up!" The Spartan classmate suddenly woke up, and his words revealed the determination that Loulan would never be returned.
"Well, it's pretty much the same, I'll invite you to drink today, let's not get drunk and go home!" Jiang Qilin said boldly.
"President, it's a great honor for Buck to know you!" Buck was stunned.
"Meaning, I'm going to get the wine," Jiang Qilin patted Buck's shoulder and walked into the commissary with his extremely longing eyes.
"Boss, bring me the strongest bottle of wine," Jiang Qilin shouted loudly.
"Shenghui twenty gold coins," the pungent aroma of wine greeted him, and the boss took out a bottle of glittering wine and said: "I have kept this bottle of wine for twenty years, and the president picked it up as soon as he came, it is really a good vision!" ”
It's so expensive! Lilith, you must be reimbursed by the public expense this time! Jiang Qilin secretly stuffed a pill into the wine and shook it evenly.
That's right, this is the new prop that Jiang Qilin drawn: Truth or Dare Pill, hey, the name is so easy to understand, it's not challenging at all!
Item Name: Truth or Dare Pill
Item Level: E-class
Instructions for using props: ???
I'm sorry, Buck-sato, trust between people is such a fragile thing! For the sake of Her Highness Lilith, I will not hesitate to become a demon!
Back in the cafeteria, Jiang Qilin sat next to Buck and enthusiastically poured him full of wine.
"Come on, Buck-sato, toast to our sincere friendship!" Behind Jiang Qilin, a fox tail swayed left and right.
"Oh-oh-oh, a toast to the sacred friendship," Buck-san, who knew nothing and didn't notice, picked up the glass.
That's right, that's it, ask the ambitions of the Spartans in one go!
"I'm sorry, but can you please excuse me, Buck," a pleasant voice suddenly came from his ear.
"His Royal Highness Gong Xiaolu?" Jiang Qilin and Buck opened their mouths wide in surprise.
"I have something very important that I would like to talk to President Zero-Seven, don't you mind, Buck-san?" Her Royal Highness Gong Xiaolu emphasized the words "important" and "independent".
"Well, since that's the case, I won't bother!" Seeing that the situation was not good, Buck ran away.
"Not like that!" Looking at His Royal Highness Gong Xiaolu who is not kind to people and Buck who is alone, Jiang Qilin wants to cry without tears, where is the most basic trust between people? Buck-san, I misread you!
"President Zero-Zero-Seven, don't be so nervous!" His Royal Highness Gong Xiaolu sat down uninvited, looking at Jiang Qilin's eyes like a sharp sword.
"No, I'm not nervous!" Jiang Qilin is very weak-hearted, he was arrested yesterday for taking a photo with Yuriko, and he barely escaped by pretending to be dead, and now he panicked when he saw this princess.
"I came today to ask President Zero-Seven, please be sure to answer truthfully," His Royal Highness Gong Xiaolu changed his generosity and looked aggressive.
"Yes, yes, I know everything, I can't say anything!" Jiang Qilin couldn't wait to send this aunt away immediately.
"Did you see yesterday's photo?" His Royal Highness Gong Xiaolu's face turned red and asked directly.
"No, no, no! I, Valkyrie Zero-Zero-Seven, swear to the heavens that if I look at this photo, I will be thundered with five thunderbolts, and ten thousand arrows will pierce my heart and die," Jiang Qilin hurriedly swore.
"Really?" In order to hide the tension in his heart, His Royal Highness Gong Xiaolu lowered his head and took a sip of wine.
"It's true!" Jiang Qilin couldn't wait to take out his heart.
"But Yuriko said you saw it," said Her Royal Highness Gong Xiaolu.
Lily girl, you yin me! Jiang Qilin's heart seems to be a volcano that is about to erupt, little girl, if you fall into the hands of Uncle Ben, see how I torture you with eighteen kinds of torture!
"Her Royal Highness the Princess! Yuriko was there when I took pictures, and with her personality, how could I see those photos! Jiang Qilin tried to explain, trying to clear his suspicions.
"That makes some sense," His Royal Highness Gong Xiaolu obviously knows Yuriko's personality.
"Because that's the truth!"
"In that case, this princess will let you go for the time being, if I find out that you are lying, then, hum!" His Royal Highness Gong Xiaolu threatened.
"Yes, yes, Her Royal Highness the princess is generous and benevolent, how dare the little one have a trace of concealment," Jiang Qilin finally escaped, patting his ass desperately.
"Actually, although you won me in the duel, I don't have a bad image of you," His Royal Highness Gong Xiaolu's face turned a little red, as if he was drunk.
Drunk! Jiang Qilin's mind was like a thunderbolt from the sky! Oh my God, this is a big deal!
"Your strength in duels is good, and you have clever tactics, but I appreciate you!" Her Royal Highness Gong Xiaolu's pretty face became more and more ruddy.
Jiang Qilin looked at the wine with the pills added in a horrified manner, what this shemale said was true!
Oh my God, I originally thought that this dead shemale was just a man disguised as a woman to hunt an ignorant girl at the academy, but Jiang Qilin also relaxed his vigilance for a while, but he didn't expect his target to be a man!
"Your Highness, if you were to get married in the future, would you like your other half to be male or female?" Jiang Qilin didn't give up and decided to give this dead shemale another chance.
"What nonsense, of course it's a man!" His Royal Highness Gong Xiaolu knocked Jiang Qilin to death with a stick.
Oh, Doraemon is on top, this dead shemale's target is really male, it's so dangerous! Jiang Qilin clamped the chrysanthemum tightly and moved it back silently, and the yellow alarm sounded in his heart.
"Do you want to consider joining us," His Royal Highness Gong Xiaolu looked at him like silk.
Is it finally here, you dead shemale who covets my beauty! Finally expose your evil nature!
Jiang Qilin took the case and refused righteously: "This is impossible!" Die to your heart! ”
"Why, I always thought we would have a common language," His Royal Highness Gong Xiaolu asked persistently.
The devil has a common language with you! Do I look like a gay like that? Jiang Qilin clamped the chrysanthemum tightly, and thought of it with great grief and indignation.
"We are pursuing different things, how can we have a common language!" Jiang Qilin shouted.
"Even if you pursue something different, you can communicate and cooperate occasionally, right?" Her Royal Highness smiled sweetly, and her whole body exuded an amazing temptation.
Occasional exchanges and collaborations! Hiss, Jiang Qilin gasped, he could say such shameless words! How could an outstanding young man like himself in the new century be tempted by such a dead shemale!
Jiang Qilin glanced at Her Royal Highness the princess with long hair and shawl, I don't know if it is the temptation brought by the new uniform, Gong Xiaolu in Jiang Qilin's eyes is wearing a black silk short skirt, and exquisite high heels bring her a bit of the charm of a mature woman, with her red face, a cute drunken posture, exuding a thrilling charm!
It's beautiful! Jiang Qilin couldn't help but think that it seemed that it was not impossible to communicate and cooperate with such a beauty!
"Smack", Jiang Qilin slapped himself vigorously, Jiang Qilin, you are really useless, you were almost bent by this dead lady, are you worthy of the Yin Yin teaching of the party and the people? Are you worthy of Her Highness Lilith, who has been dreaming about her since childhood? That's right, Her Highness Lilith is the destiny!
"This is impossible, Your Royal Highness Princess, human desires are endless, but over-indulging yourself brings destruction, I hope you can be temperate," Jiang Qilin said cryptically, hoping that Her Royal Highness the Princess can let go of himself as a straight man.
"Isn't it okay for me to pursue what I want?" His Royal Highness Gong Xiaolu seemed to be a little sober, and said seriously.
To Jiang Qilin's ears, this is the meaning of not wanting to stop, hey, my beauty is really a sin! Jiang Qilin thought so.
"Yes, but if others don't want to, don't force it!" Jiang Qilin said this, implying that I am a straight man, and I don't want to be a base.
"I understand," His Royal Highness Gong Xiaolu sighed.
It's good to understand.,Although you're a perverted faggot with a cosmiculture.,But as long as your target isn't me,,You can still be friends!
"But I won't give up, and one day, you will willingly surrender to me!" His Royal Highness Gong Xiaolu said.
Don't! Jiang Qilin was indignant, is this looking down on himself? What is a willing surrender, I didn't expect you, a women's perverted faggot, to still be an attacker! Jiang Qilin clamped the chrysanthemum.
"Words are not speculative for more than half a sentence! I won't change my mind," Jiang Qilin said firmly.
"You're the first man I've ever looked at, and I won't let you go," Her Royal Highness declared with a red face.
The "Ding Dong" item has expired, and the item book has been updated.
Item Name: Truth or Dare Pill
Item Level: E-class
Instructions for using props: As long as you take one of these truth pills, you will become only able to tell the truth, and the effect of the medicine is ten minutes. (Truth often sounds more fake than false)
"Ah, what did I just say?" His Royal Highness Gong Xiaolu, who reacted, blushed.
Speak your heart's vile desires! Jiang Qilin secretly thought, I didn't expect your attribute to be hidden quite deeply! If it weren't for the truth pill, I wouldn't have known that you secretly coveted my beauty!
"Then the first man I fell in love with was drunk nonsense, let me forget it all, understand?" Her Royal Highness Gong Xiaolu's neck was red.
"Yes, yes, yes!"
won't give you a chance to make a move on me, Jiang Qilin made up his mind.