Floating Life 1105: Delightful Revenge (Long Black Version)
"Xuankun Strange History" micro fan - floating life 1104 day: The revenge of the gods (lengthened and blackened version)
[A new supplement to the content of the same topic that was updated yesterday, and a longer and blacker version will be specially released tonight, and you will laugh at it!]
Under the dark box operation of the dark sky, Yue Shen Qianqing was selected as the "most beautiful goddess" in the history of the birth of Jiukun Dixing by Wan Zhou, and her voice once far exceeded that of Wan Zhou's classmates Nie Xiaofeng, Hua Ge, Rui Silkworm Ji and the recognized elf beauty Bai Yi. In order to thank all sentient beings for their support, Yue Shen said that he would like to invite all the 96 million interstellar teachers and students of Quandi to drink the iced specialty of Jiukun Dixing, Star Daddy Cappuccino Iced Sweet Hazelnut Black Coffee.
96 million cups of iced coffee, according to the population base of Haishengpingcheng, one of the five representative cities of Jiukun Dixing, 30 million citizens have to drink more than 3 cups per person on average to barely reach the standard, and according to the consumption frequency of Shanghai citizens who only drink 1 cup of ice drink per person per day, it takes 3 days to reach the standard, so it is not difficult to understand Howard, president of Xingpapa Coffee Chain Group Mr. Schultz snapped and hung up her order in front of Yue Shenqing.
Isn't it just iced coffee? Xing Dad can do it, but others can't do it? Annoyed and angry, Yue Shen Qianqing found the fetal god Huage, after all, with the fetal god, there is the help of the god, and it stands to reason that no matter how many tens of millions of cups of iced coffee should not be a problem. However, the fetal god was haunted by the laurel of the most beautiful goddess of Jiukun from the dark box operation of the god of joy, not only refused to give help to the network, but forced Qian Qing to tell her the mystery of the dark box operation of the contest votes, otherwise let Yan Jun join the Star Daddy Coffee Group and comprehensively develop the industrial chain and then expand to a great pity, annexing Qian Qing's Jiukun Dick Silk Boutique.
Qian Qing, who had experienced a hundred battles, smiled coldly, picked up the Wanzhou Monument and sent a photo to Nie Xiaofeng - it turned out to be a group photo of the fetal god Hua Ge desperately asking for a group photo when he was trying to apprentice to Luo Xuan, and there was also Hua Ge's handwritten confession on it: Master, I am loyal to you! Nie Xiaofeng, I will help you soak it!
Within three moments, Nie Xiaofeng raised his hand monument and roared and rushed over, and when he saw the fetal god, he pounced on it and scolded the traitor, and the two of them rolled down the forbidden land on the edge of the land.
The reopening of the forbidden land of Senyuan requires the joint consent of the three emperors, even if Caozong Luo Xuan persuaded Cao Dou Mu Yinchuan to immediately open the ban to save people, it would not be possible without the consent of Cao Dao Kuang Tian. Cao Zong's good words were useless, and in a fit of anger, he grabbed Cao Dao and pressed him to the ground. As soon as the god saw that he was about to give out his divine order, he hurriedly knelt on the ground and tried hard to persuade the underworld: "Kuang, brother, you can promise to reopen the forest, otherwise I won't be able to remember my eldest brother!"
The sky is subject to people, but he is not in a hurry, and his eyes are closed. Yue Shen Qianqing said faintly on the side: "Brother Kuang, love is important, dignity is more important, the most beautiful thing in Jiukun is my Yue Shen Qianqing, I regret this celebration coffee banquet, I am invited." Today, Qing'er will accompany you to die together, and you will not be allowed to open the forbidden land!"
Kuang Yitian smiled slightly bitterly, and said to the god: "Mingjun, I can't help myself, I have suffered you." ”
Yan Shen and Luo Xuan glanced at each other, both frowning, feeling quite tricky. But seeing Yue Shenqianqing's ten fingers, he threw a divine deed to the two of them, and said: "Then, I signed it, and it's easy to talk about the ban." ”
Luo and Gu looked at it, and it was written on the deed of divine work that Gu Mingjun would prepare 96 million cups of iced coffee before noon tomorrow, and Luo Xuan of Caozong would upgrade the most beautiful goddess cup of Jiukun to the most beautiful cup of the goddess of the land, and all the merchants and shops above and around the land should be banned, leaving her alone alone, and the two gods would be on call in the years to come.
Lying still in the open air, everything is silent. Gu Mingjun flicked up, and was about to step forward, but was stopped by Mu Yinchuan, the governor of the city: "If you sign it, you will let her fish from now on, you think clearly." ”
Luo Xuan looked coldly at the edge of the cliff. The wind of the forest abyss is blowing from the bottom of the universe, cold and biting, and thousands of horses are in unison.
Luo Xuan's eyebrows twitched, and he took the lead in stepping forward to bite his middle finger and press a bloody fingerprint on the divine contract. Seeing this, Gu Mingjun lifted the hem of Mu Yinchuan's sleeve and stepped forward to take another blood mark.
The ending can be imagined, all the teachers and students drank a cup of mellow and delicious Jiukun iced black coffee on time; Nie Xiaofeng raised his eyebrows and angrily snorted and was rescued by everyone on the cliff; Gu Mingjun, the god of hunger, fell seriously ill, and after being bedridden for half a day, he was sent to Jiukun Dixing to open a brand to crush the Star Daddy Group to show God's revenge.
Therefore, our Yue Shen Qianqing is so proud that she is not only beautiful in appearance!