Chapter 23: Who's the Fool (I)

"Only African magicians stick to their age-old tradition of divining fortunes with sand tables and using animal skulls to predict good fortune and evil. The pen %fun %www.biquge.info is obviously a magician, but he makes himself like a barbarian. Can't they just buy a deck of tarot cards and get a crystal ball to wrap their faΓ§ade? Hiding in the mountains all day long and not knowing anything, this chimpanzee really deserves to be eaten! ”

Sister Fitusu is so angry for some reason, it seems that she has a deep prejudice against African shamans.

Xue Yuan really wanted to complain at this time: Is it really good for you to discriminate against Africans so openly? Even the Emperor of Europe can't discriminate against Africans like this! African shamans use sand tables to divinate divination, and use animal skulls to predict good fortune and evil, which can also be said to abide by tradition, but in the mouth of Sister Fetusu, she has become a representative of backward culture. It's wrong to even hide in the mountains as a house, Aunt Fitusu, have you been cheated by African wizards?

If the evil magician who had already entered Aladdin's belly had known something, he would have jumped out and retorted to Sister Fetusu: "I have traveled all my life to improve my magic level, and I have worked tirelessly to go to India, Sindh, Egypt and other places with a high level of magic to learn postures. My skin isn't dark, okay! ”

It's a pity that Xue Yuan definitely didn't dare to say it. So he could only continue to listen to Sister Fitusu frantically complaining about African wizards.

"Inferior, imbecile chimpanzee ......"

"Something worse than a donkey......"

"When you go out and step on the ****, you will feel that you must be lucky today, and the brain circuits are not normal......"

"I prefer to speak with my fists rather than magic, the scum of magicians ......"

"All year round, you're either in heat or preparing to be in heat......"

Xue Yuan silently labeled Sister Fitusu in his heart as "a poor old woman who was cheated out of money and sex by the African Hanging Wizard". Xue Yuan felt that the evil magician he met was not as bad as Sister Fitusu said, at least Aladdin's mother (maybe Mustafa's female dress) also seemed to be charming, if the evil magician was a pervert, then when Aladdin took Xue Yuan to his house, what he witnessed should be a miserable scene.

"Whew, it's so cool to scold." Sister Fitusu said a little dryly, and stopped, "Tell me, is that companion of yours a wizard from Africa?" ”

"That's right, he's from Morocco." Xue Yuan said.

"Is he as stupid as I say he is?" Sister Fitusu waved her thin fist.

"Twenty times more stupid than you say." Xue Yuan chose to echo Sister Fitusu against his will.

"Well said!" Sister Fitusu laughed wildly, and the old woman, who looked so thin that she was about to die, looked very happy. "You're saying a great deal! They're just that stupid. ”

"Lord Fitusu, African wizards are indeed stupid, but I still want to inquire about the oil lamp, I wonder if you have any other information?"

"What do you want that thing for?" Sister Fitusu rolled her eyes, "You're as stupid as that African wizard?" ”

"Iβ€”"

"You don't need to explain, for the sake of you making me so happy, I'll help you. You hide first, and a chimpanzee will break in, so let him help you find out where it is. ”

Fitusu pointed to the idol and motioned for Xue Yuan to hide behind it.

"Huh?" Xue Yuan was a little unsure, but he still chose to do it obediently. As soon as he took cover, he heard heavy footsteps......

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Abraham was in a very unhappy mood.

An unhappy person will do things that make others very unhappy - when this person is still a great magician.

Abraham found that his tried-and-true sand table divination had failedβ€”he had tried to figure out where the magic lamp was, but it turned out to be a blur; Even if the ring on his brother's hand was, the result was also a blur; When he counted how his brother died and was killed by someone, the sand table used for divination simply cracked - this is a precious sand table that Abbraham managed to get! Fortunately, Abraham had already calculated that his brother had died in Medina City, otherwise he would have really lost a lot.

But the shattering of the sand table still made Abraham angry, and in order to vent this resentment, he tortured to death a dozen or so women who were still charming (Abraham was a mature woman), and then rushed to Medina City.

After half a day's journey to Medina on the flying carpet, the archmage Abraham found himself in a stalemate once again - it was too big to find the clue to the magic lamp, and even his brother would be extremely difficult. In the impression of the great magician Abraham, his master once mentioned to him 30 years ago that there were three great magicians in this city. Therefore, Rao is ruthless, and he does not dare to act in a big way. However, he soon learned from the people that if he was in trouble, he could go to Sister Fitusu, who was highly respected and powerful. Abraham had an idea and decided to start with the nun.

There were a lot of people in line to see Sister Fetusu, but Abraham had his own way, he took out a bag of gold coins and bribed a little nun with a little fox in her arms, and easily squeezed in front of everyone.

He entered the cave lightly, and found an old woman sitting cross-legged on a mat, so he jumped over and pushed her, rode on top of her, and then drew his dagger and threatened fiercely: "Listen to me! If you speak out or dare to resist, I will kill you immediately! Now arise and do as I command you. Abraham added, "As long as you obey my commands, I will not kill you!" ”

"Don't, please don't kill me!" Sister Fitusu shook her head in panic, and Xue Yuan, who was hiding behind the statue, saw that her eyelids jumped, this old woman was really good at acting.

"Take off your clothes to me!" Abraham said, brandishing his dagger.

Xue Yuan's eyes widened, and he didn't even let go of the old woman, this ......

"Hurry up, I'll give you my clothes." Abrahham urged.

Sister Fitusu slowly took off her clothes, headscarf, veil and shawl and handed them to Abraham. Abraham also took off his clothes and threw them to the nun, who then put on the nun's clothes, shawl, veil and headscarf in a very funny way.

"You have to use makeup like oil to make my face look like yours." Abrahham said again.

Fitusu went to the corner, took the ointment out of a clay pot, and when she had applied it to Abraham's face, and when she was almost done, she took a cross and put it around his neck, and handed him the cane to tie on it, and finally took a mirror to look at him. said: "See for yourself, I think it's almost there." ”

Abraham looked in the mirror and was very satisfied that he and Fitusu were exactly the same. But as soon as he had obtained everything he needed, he broke his promise, took the nun by the hand, stabbed her in the throat with a dagger, and then cut off her entire head!

"Haha, you idiot." Abraham said proudly, "Now you can use your identity as an old woman to investigate properly!" ”